******Umass vs Iowa Game Thread******

HawkBall23

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I think I would rather wipe my *** with 12 grit sandpaper than watch much more of the Iowa offense.
 

Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo

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Looking at a few other games going on now....Illini up 24-0 3rd quarter against Western Michigan. USC rolling Purdue 30-10 in the 4th. Vandy up 7 on The Real USC at the half. Stoops and Kentucky struggling at home vs. Eastern Michigan up 12 at the half. Virginia Tech getting boatraced at home by Old Dominion 31-0 in the 3rd.

Oh, and the Pac-12 orphans getting beaten like the red-headed step-children that they are, with Oregon State down 45-7 against Texas Tech and its billion dollar roster, and Washington State having gotten a mudhole stomped in 'em earlier 59-10 vs. North Texas.
 

Kceasthawk@77

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I think I would rather wipe my *** with 12 grit sandpaper than watch much more of the Iowa offense.
I think I would rather wipe my *** with 12 grit sandpaper than watch much more of the Iowa offense.
Super. Do that then and report back here on how that went with the same enthusiasm you ***** about the team. Basically theres a lot of people on here who talk big, but probably could neither play or certainly coach the game.
 

BringBackBradBanks

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As much as the defense hasn’t looked exceptional, they’ve basically given up one touchdown this year, against Albany. The offense gave ISU a touchdown last week, and our special teams gave UMass a touchdown tonight.
 
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Ironman39

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Lol, of course he would get hurt scoring a f***ing touchdown.

Can't keep nice things, because we're Iowa.............