******Umass vs Iowa Game Thread******

[RedMyMind2.0]

ISU is so bad as well

 

[HawkBall23]

I mean, I guess we could freak out like that's not a b*tt f*cking.

Hey whoa, I'm just here to watch a fball game, man.

I know its UM***, but lets not over analyze things.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Link to the b*tt f*cking video

Add it to the peach thread (by peach, I mean buttts, not trads peaches thread).

 

[HawkBall23]

I think I would rather wipe my *** with 12 grit sandpaper than watch much more of the Iowa offense.

 

[HawkBall23]

Hey whoa, I'm just here to watch a fball game, man.

I know its UM***, but lets not over analyze things.

LULZ!

It ***'d the part of UMass because I bolded the azz part!

 

[AFM22]

My dog scootin his *** on the driveway.

 

[yrunvs]

Forum for broken posters.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Raises hand meekly

 

[HawkBall23]

My dog scootin his *** on the driveway.

 

[Easthawk1062]

GOOOOOOO FOOTBALLL!!!

 

[Buffalo43]

"NO " -- Seth Anderson for 3 straight seasons.

But he is Flippers son

 

[BunchofAholes]

This is not a good football team. No way Iowa finishes over .500

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Looking at a few other games going on now....Illini up 24-0 3rd quarter against Western Michigan. USC rolling Purdue 30-10 in the 4th. Vandy up 7 on The Real USC at the half. Stoops and Kentucky struggling at home vs. Eastern Michigan up 12 at the half. Virginia Tech getting boatraced at home by Old Dominion 31-0 in the 3rd.

Oh, and the Pac-12 orphans getting beaten like the red-headed step-children that they are, with Oregon State down 45-7 against Texas Tech and its billion dollar roster, and Washington State having gotten a mudhole stomped in 'em earlier 59-10 vs. North Texas.

 

[Kceasthawk@77]

I think I would rather wipe my *** with 12 grit sandpaper than watch much more of the Iowa offense.

I think I would rather wipe my *** with 12 grit sandpaper than watch much more of the Iowa offense.

Super. Do that then and report back here on how that went with the same enthusiasm you ***** about the team. Basically theres a lot of people on here who talk big, but probably could neither play or certainly coach the game.

 

[Ironman39]

Oddity. We've given up zero rushing yards AND a rushing TD........

 

[AFM22]

Oddity. We've given up zero rushing yards AND a rushing TD........

Bc their QB runs straight backwards under pressure.

 

[3-D_chess]

ISU is so bad as well

I know it's supposed to ... but it doesn't make me feel better about Kirkball.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

This is not a good football team. No way Iowa finishes over .500

$100? Wanna bet?

 

[2D]

Will the defense force a turnover?

 

[Ironman39]

Stop giving up outside contain against f***ing UMass please.......

 

[QChawks]

Oddity. We've given up zero rushing yards AND a rushing TD........

and just like that they gash us on the ground

well done

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Informal Poll
Will this be the game the defense FINALLY produces a turnover?

 

[AFM22]

Informal Poll
Will this be the game the defense FINALLY produces a turnover?

Prob not.

 

[Easthawk1062]

Hahaha. OL face bleeding and he’s screaming at the fans.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Maybe?

 

[HawkBall23]

Whoa, we got a badass over on UMass.

OL had a bloody face and he was ready to fight EVERYBODY - at least everybody on his own sideline!

 

[BringBackBradBanks]

As much as the defense hasn’t looked exceptional, they’ve basically given up one touchdown this year, against Albany. The offense gave ISU a touchdown last week, and our special teams gave UMass a touchdown tonight.

 

[Easthawk1062]

Holy shid hoss.

 

[QChawks]

Wet Jet

 

[MAKhawks]

Might be the best return you see in years

 

[HawkBall23]

PLEASE keep outkicking your coverage, UMass punter!!!

Wetjen LOVES it!!

 

[AFM22]

That's cool and all Wetjen, but I did that against my 7 year old nephews at thanksgiving last year.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

He gonna go all the way
,

 

[7thSummitCoach]

Holy ******* ****! Are You KIDDING ME!!!

 

[2D]

Gotta give it to Wetjen, dude is unreal in open space some times.

 

[Easthawk1062]

TAKIN AWAY REPS FROM THE OFFESNESE

 

[kwik44]

That was top 3 return ever at Iowa. Others belong to Timmy.

 

[HawkBall23]

That actually was a heck of a grab of the actual punt, snagging it over his shoulder like that.

Wetjen for Heisman!!!!!

 

[Ironman39]

Lol, of course he would get hurt scoring a f***ing touchdown.

Can't keep nice things, because we're Iowa.............

 

[HawkBall23]

TAKIN AWAY REPS FROM THE OFFESNESE

But guaranteed 6.