* Postseason starts for my 2-seeded 4th grade Bobcat girls tomorrow. Win 2 tomorrow and we are playing at 2:00 Sunday for the ship. We've got a pretty good chance. All of the top 5 teams are pretty even, though.
* Andrew Whitworth is the best-looking man in sports. Period.
* Wife's family and a few neighbors are coming to my pad for the Super Bowl. I banned all the hens, kids and people who don't care about football (I'm looking at you, Uncle Julio) from the basement. You wanna talk during the game? Enjoy the living room.
I did get a sweet new charcuterie board that I will have loaded up upstairs to get them busy while they loudly chat throughout the entire touching game.
* My Who Deys have a legit 50/50 chance. Like my boy wcc said, the Rams are a freaking 4-seed as well, not the juggernaut that some are making them out to be all of a sudden. Look for Boyd and Higgins to have big games.
The Rams have a huge advantage on the DL, but we have Joe Burrow and they have Matt Stafford. (post obligatory Stafford UGA pic with the red forehead after getting his *** kicked by UK)
* Due to a large amount of people to feed and the potential for me coaching beforehand, I am keeping it simple with pulled pork, smoked wings, smoked chorizo queso and the aforementioned charcuterie board that will include various smoked sausages, cheeses, fruit, veggies and dips.
* Krazy, I will be drinking lots of Down Home during the game. When big plays are needed, I will switch up to my Chris Krentz Memorial Fund New Riff Single Barrel Select. My buddy Krentzy was a huge Bengals fan and I believe he will continue to help us out from upstairs when the opportunity arises.
If we win, I will be sharing one of my higher end bourbons with my neighbor. If we lose, I will probably try heroin for the first time.
* Regardless of the outcome, I will probably start dieting and working out on Monday.
* The 9-yr old spilled something last night and I did my best curling impersonation with the Swiffer. My girls had no idea what I was doing, so I turned on the Olympics and lo and behold, curling was on. They are now fascinated with curling. "How is that a sport?" I don't know, kids. I don't know.
* The little American traitor competing for China is a legit smokeshow. Gu, I believe her name is.
* I could use a beer right now.
* Apparently there is a cream cheese shortage in the area. Just in time for Super Bowl dips.
* Friday 5
The Who - Pinball Wizard
Van Halen - Jamie's Cryin'
Motley Crue - Home Sweet Home
Warren G - Regulate
Little Richard - Lucille
* I feel a Gator-chompin' ***-whoopin' coming on Saturday that our boys in Blue will be celebrating.
* Speaking of celebrating, do it up right, my NKY/Cincy Gyeromaniacs. Be safe, have fun and get in the pit and try to love someone.
WHO DEY!