- One of my best friends is on like week 5 of a "drying out" phase. That's fine, Johnny Gooddecisionmaking, but don't get mad when I don't want to hang out with your soberass. What are we going to do? See a movie? Get a cup of F'ing coffee? Get over yourself.
- Sick as I am without fail every October. It's the only thing about this wonderful month I dislike.
- But yeah, these 80s temps can kindly GTFO.
- Cal loves this team. You can just tell. More than "I like my team" liking this team. These dudes are long, nasty athletes who want to dunk, swipe and swat everything. That backcourt is just ornery.
- Yeah, the lass's family is all concerned about Matthew in the Bahamas. Still amazes me she grew up on a beach in the Caribbean. I never would've guessed.
- Oktoberfest is a Septemberfest, you ignernt non-German sonofabitch. Stick to Mardi Gras, Louisiana.
- Rowan Creek is a nice little $35 bourbon.