GYERO ARCHIVE
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awww - I'm 4/25
Being fm the family I'm from we enjoy fierce loyalty and lots of laughter but probably don't always communicate as clearly or regularly as others do - esp smaller families
Case in point with not always thoroughly communicating within our ranks -- I'm now 50 years old and was casually informed not that long ago that our family name (Cox) -- really shouldn't apply
because my Dad's dad -- was a love child from an illicit affair that my slutty grand momma had ....the surprise bastard was tagged with the family name anyway "to avoid the appearance of scandal" (seems too little too late to me?) ......"we think he was 'A Monroe' I was told"
So we're a bunch of bastards with murky bootleg DNA deposited late one night by some nameless barnstorming rapist-man --->> who may have been "A Monroe"
ALSO -- that same Grandfather -- adopted Dickie Lyons' Dad and raised him ....
would have LOVED TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WHEN COUSIN DICK WAS PLAYING FOR UK, MOM
I have this unsettling feeling she's going to drop something else on me before she passes
like - maybe I'm actually black since her dad was "melungon"......???
I need to ask more questions apparently -
Being fm the family I'm from we enjoy fierce loyalty and lots of laughter but probably don't always communicate as clearly or regularly as others do - esp smaller families
Case in point with not always thoroughly communicating within our ranks -- I'm now 50 years old and was casually informed not that long ago that our family name (Cox) -- really shouldn't apply
because my Dad's dad -- was a love child from an illicit affair that my slutty grand momma had ....the surprise bastard was tagged with the family name anyway "to avoid the appearance of scandal" (seems too little too late to me?) ......"we think he was 'A Monroe' I was told"
So we're a bunch of bastards with murky bootleg DNA deposited late one night by some nameless barnstorming rapist-man --->> who may have been "A Monroe"
ALSO -- that same Grandfather -- adopted Dickie Lyons' Dad and raised him ....
would have LOVED TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WHEN COUSIN DICK WAS PLAYING FOR UK, MOM
I have this unsettling feeling she's going to drop something else on me before she passes
like - maybe I'm actually black since her dad was "melungon"......???
I need to ask more questions apparently -
Many of y’all’s birthday are in September. @B.Money @B.B.d.K. @BellyDancer @80 Proof. (Who am I missing?)
I also somehow inherited the g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s job of being in charge of the office birthday cards. Groupgreeting.com has made that easier but it’s still a pain to always have an eye out for the next birthday and manage that stuff.
I also somehow inherited the g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s job of being in charge of the office birthday cards. Groupgreeting.com has made that easier but it’s still a pain to always have an eye out for the next birthday and manage that stuff.
Somehow lol No one in any office anywhere is better suited for that role, bro.
Speaking of...
Damn. Hang in there, DocBoat.
Had to get our niece drug tested today. The middle daughter(16YO junior in HS) and she was negative for everything.
You bet your *** I waived that MFer in front of CPS and the mother like a damned middle finger, and for added bonus sent a receipt for $50 reimbursement.
There ya broke *****, pay me back for the test you wanted!
You bet your *** I waived that MFer in front of CPS and the mother like a damned middle finger, and for added bonus sent a receipt for $50 reimbursement.
There ya broke *****, pay me back for the test you wanted!
4/28/80 here, about 2 weeks before Henry Hill gets arrested at the end of Goodfellas. Also, Alfred Hitchcock died the day after I was born.
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I, too, know some people born in April.
I'm going to assume your real father is Irwin R. Schyster, you tax baby.
I’m born in April as well as my wife, mother, and brother. It’s almost like being tan and healthy in the middle of the summer makes our wives want to have sex with us!
Christmas eve for me.
Kids are July and December. The good old days when I go laid on the reg.
Kids are July and December. The good old days when I go laid on the reg.
11/06, Election Day. Ronald Reagan was re-elected that day.
I’m from Maysville which I’d like to think of as pretty solidly Kentucky. It’s geographically but not necessarily culturally Northern Kentucky. Married a girl from Ft Thomas. She and her family talk funny but they’re definitely Kentucky. I’ve grown to appreciate Northern Kentucky the more I’ve gotten to know it. He’ll be aight.
Russia invaded Ukraine on my birthday this year, February 24. Damn Commies always trying to mess with people they should just walk on by.
Totally unrelated but getting rid of bodies with a car bomb is cheaper, easier and better than a wood chipper and ice.
Totally unrelated but getting rid of bodies with a car bomb is cheaper, easier and better than a wood chipper and ice.
*sigh* College football can’t get here soon enough for GYERO.
You were supposed to post your birthday Chad. Keep up.
What was the name of everybody's first pet? Childhood best friend? School mascot?
How does everyone remember their SS# and address? First pet's name and mother's maiden name? Just asking.
And Alexander Hamilton. This gets crazier and crazier.
Wyvern comes from a mixed bag/odd family?
Who saw THAT coming? LOL
Who saw THAT coming? LOL
Congrats to everyone on having birthdays. Incredible news.
Some of you might know that my new job/hobby, is driving a school bus for Scott County Public Schools.
I asked them where the GPS tablet goes (in order to load bus routes/pickups etc. like practically every other school district has now)
"Ummmm, we've got Citizens Band radios on our buses"
That would come in handy, if it was 1975...
I asked them where the GPS tablet goes (in order to load bus routes/pickups etc. like practically every other school district has now)
"Ummmm, we've got Citizens Band radios on our buses"
That would come in handy, if it was 1975...
I can't imagine how bored one must be (of your intelligence/skillset) to willingly drive a public school bus full of heathens every day as a hobby.
Obviously an important job, so props to you -- but, damn.
Obviously an important job, so props to you -- but, damn.
Lol. Apple employees average 140k a year, and are claiming mental health as a reason to avoid THREE days in office per week. JFC.
Clown's stories from the school bus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> * infinity the birthday game
This has to be a reality show, right?
This has to be a reality show, right?
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To be fair, they live in a meth infested city where the homeless litter the sidewalks with feces, creating a virtual landmine field to navigate on the way to the office, so I can see why they're distressed over getting out.
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