2026 USC Trojan Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Trojans are condoms
Fitting, their fans are diickheads
Expect ugly loss

 

[RUforester72]

Trojans comes to town.
Embarrassment continues.
Hope no one gets hurt.

 

[Knight Shift]

For Trojans offense
Need prophylactic defense
Without any leaks

 

[SHUSource]

It is quite likely
That the U.S.C. Trojan
Enz Schiano's year

 

[SHUSource]

The great Men of Troy
Include eight Heisman winners
But one was O.J.

 

[iReC89]

Horse hits the portal
Trogans win, seize Piscataway
The Odyssey ends?

 

[Knight Shift]

It is quite likely
That the U.S.C. Trojan
Enz Schiano's year

I see what you did
Greg needs rubber to hit road
And not make a mess

 

[Knight Shift]

The great Men of Troy
Include eight Heisman winners
But one was O.J.

If you asked OJ
He said he did not do it
A killer excuse

 

[SHUSource]

Southern Cal's colors
Are S.C. Card'nal and Gold
Schiano's last win feels old

 

[Knight Shift]

No more look alikes
Football season is over
One and eleven

 

[Doctor Worm]

Overrated school
The U. of Spoiled Children
Good at football though

 

[SHUSource]

Lincoln Riley shares
A name with Honest Abe, not
The eldest Brady Bunch kid

 

[SHUSource]

If there aren't many
People at the game, S.C.
Should feel right at home

 

[SHUSource]

Fan int'rest is down
Hopes for the future are high
So is the price of parking

 

[SHUSource]

Brian Kelly is
A lot like Greg Schiano
Without his personal charm

 

[Haiku575]

Open Saturdays
Maybe I'll work on golf game
New kind of Chopping

 

[Knight Shift]

I am opting out
Preparing for winter drafts
Much real wood to chop

Splitting and stacking
If my tickets do not sell
Kindling for wood stove

 

[Knight Shift]

Here is a game plan
The Trojan horse formation
Sack the stunned Trojans

 

[RU Jeep]

Saturday at noon
Drive, park, set up and tailgate
Highlight of the day

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Another trouncing

Even worse than the others

Greg, please leave quickly

 

[RUforester72]

I hate to say it
Looks like a one win season
If we beat Howard

I hope I am wrong
Hope is not a strategy
I hope I am wrong

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Who is Richard Kent?

Who can grant a mulligan?

Fieldhouse dreams … goodnight.

 

[Knight Shift]

I hate to say it
Looks like a one win season
If we beat Howard

I hope I am wrong
Hope is not a strategy
I hope I am wrong

The plan-hope and change?
Let's not get political
Change the head coach now