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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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The national television audience would HATE you. Just absolutely freaking hate you.

Oh that's a big False. My cheese plays well to the masses.

Chad would go far, he knows the game. Unless she's really tall.

Adrian probably be that guy who gets wasted the first night and just walks off.

Pti would bore her to death, unless she runs ultras or is an ultra conservative financial planner.

Anth probably go far. Especially if she's a gold digger.

Brax probably take her on a dream date to ChikFila.

Bonzo would be the dork who's more into hanging with the Bros, hating on other guys for being there for the wrong reasons.

Could UCL and Max be there at the same time?

Mattox probably does push-ups with her on his back.

Willy is sneaky, puts the Jake Ryan moves on her.

Sae probably shows up in waiters tux, promises her a proper courtship.
 
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Dennis Reynolds

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A decent amount of my job involves briefly encountering these disgusting humans and their abscessed, rank teeth and mouths.

Doctors everybody! So caring for humans!

So you sign up for a (VERY well paying) job then ***** about having to having to do it. So sorry a decent part of your job is dealing with sick people, that sucks. If only someone had given you a heads up that doctors would have to deal with sick people. Man, that's a bad break.

Sorry you can't make crazy bank surfing the web all day and occasionally looking at X-rays (which computers can already do better than you). Should have been a radiologist.

Stop making my mission of ripping on doctors so GD easy, cb. I know you aren't that bad.
 

catholic_back

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Oct 25, 2004
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I was only highlighting how gross mouths can be, and how you couldn't pay me enough money to be a dentist. Not complaining.

If I really wanted to complain, I'd whine about how under appreciated the doctors who I worked with this weekend are. But I can't now, maybe someday in the future.
 
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Ron Mehico

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WTF? That is not what I encounter "Every day". Maybe a dentist that runs one of those medicaid mill practices (about 5% of dentists) or an oral surgeon in a rural area. I'm a little different since I'm a specialist but I see one of 3 people about 99% of the time:
Old people who have dentures and want dental implants to either get rid of their dentures or make them stronger.
Smoking hot house wives or 20 something brides to be that want veneers and then all I do is stare at their lips as their heads are in my lap for a couple of hours, or recently divorced rich businessmen that want veneers.
Completely normal people who either have a missing tooth and need a dental implant or did something to their tooth and need a crown, of which about 10% is because of "a gross abcess"
I also don't see any kids at all as I hate dealing with them so I send them to a pediatric dentist. And obviously my wife doesn't deal with decay at all, as she basically just sits in a captain kirk chair and points at assistants to put braces on 13 year olds all day.

The people you are describing that you see are unfortunately the people that can't really afford to get dental care, and that's why their teeth are in such bad shape. And at that point they are probably going to an oral surgeon to get all their teeth pulled in a hospital or medicaid setting. I would say about 5% of my patients are there because of decayed teeth - which can be pretty gross admittedly.

Anyway, sorry to muck up the thread with dental crap (why I didn't want to bring it up in the first damn place) but felt the need to clear up what I do in my extremely, and randomly polarizing profession.
 
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-Heard back from KSR. I got the job. Looking forward to sharing many scorching hot takes and maybe even stealing the occasional hot button GYERO topic.

-Planning on riding up to Indy this weekend for the 500 with Shootbag and Co. Went last year and decided it was too much fun not to return. Best sporting event I've ever attended by far.

-Silicon Valley is incredible, don't know if I look forward to it or GoT more every Sunday.

-Played golf at Kearney Hills yesterday. That is just a fantastic track. Played kinda bad but the game is getting back in shape.

Enjoy your Tuesday.
 

drxman1

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So what are you looking at with veneers, about $1500/tooth, six on the top, six on the bottom?

Don't you have to file their native teeth down, and if something goes wrong, now you're looking at an implant?

Congrats Slice, make us proud.
 
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I basically gave up any thoughts of being an MD after a rough semester of the hard sciences. I mean I'm a relatively smart person but I just had nothing for at all for that subject matter.
 
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BernieSadori

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Nov 16, 2004
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Who knew GYERO would be a springboard to writing careers.

Travis works for HuffPo and now Slice getting his foot in the door with KSR.
 

TransyCat09

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Feb 3, 2009
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Don't forget my monthly column at "Big Black Asses" magazine.
 
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anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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I was only highlighting how gross mouths can be, and how you couldn't pay me enough money to be a dentist. Not complaining.

If I really wanted to complain, I'd whine about how under appreciated the doctors who I worked with this weekend are. But I can't now, maybe someday in the future.
...and I was only pointing out your hypocrisy as you can be bought to clean out fat old lady whohaa.
Sorry you can't make crazy bank surfing the web all day .
Well according to my facebook wall, you can do exactly that as a stay home parent!!

This makes you a better person because you're involved with your kids life and including(scamming) your friends and family in an unbelievable opportunity. It changed their lives, don't miss out. I had 2 friends that just quit high paying nursing jobs to sell this product and be free of the corporate sweatshop.Best decision we've ever made and my husband supports it 100%!!! #ALMOSTTODOUBLETRIPLEDIAMONDSTATUS #THISISMYFIGHTSONGTAKEBACKMYLIFESONG #CHANGEYOURLIFE #ITWORKS #FAMILY
 

wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Tuesday Shorts:

- Rejuvenated UCLA and Top 5-again Kansas in Rupp. Blood rival Louisville on the road. Top 10ers Michigan State and North Carolina at neutral sites. That's one helluva schedule.

- Where does Dental Hygienist rank on the Hot Chick Career power rankings? Has to be near the top after marketing, pharm sales and nursing. The lass works for a marketing agency and it's just stupid the talent at that place. Like 80% female and seemingly all in their 20s. Very catty atmosphere, as well, of course.

- Should be a weird summer. Bookended by trips to SF and Boston. And the lass is out of town for bachelorette parties and other stuff nearly every weekend until October. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

- Bill Simmons has been saying all year he thought there was a good chance the Cavs might fold somewhere during the playoffs. Could this be it?

- Bengals working out Dwight Freeney who can still get to the QB even as a grayhair. I wouldn't mind that pickup at all.

- Dauster has Fox as his SEC POY.

- JoJo is about as hot of Bachelorette as they've ever had. :fire:

- Looking forward to seeing @PTI (pti) here in a few weeks pre-golf tourney. How long has it been? BTW- just glad that crew has Anth along to keep the train on the tracks.
 

PuffyNips

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Nov 13, 2001
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Plus, I'm a real writer. I write mother touching Toyota commercials now, *****.

If you ain't talented or outstanding in your field, you ain't GYERO.

Except Chad, cuz he's cute.
 

GrandePdre

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Jan 21, 2008
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Kroger skim milk >>> Meijer skim milk. The one thing at Meijer that is just off.

I will say that Menard's there in the O is pretty sweet. That store kicks Lowe's and Home Depot's asses.

Nothing more depressing than weeding through applications. The best two applicants I have don't have working cell phone numbers to call back for second interviews. Good job, great effort!!!
 

BBdK

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Sep 21, 2003
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What really differentiates Home Depot & Lowes other than the color scheme?

Handy people seem to be really passionate & loyal to one or the other, most seemingly preferring Lowes around here the best that I can tell. Always been curious as an "outsider" to that whole world.

I can't think of many places that I feel more like a fish out of water than walking around in there, pretending like I'm about to really get some **** done.
 
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