**Weekend Story**
-Didn't get a chance to do much Catpawing yesterday but I have some weekend scuttlebutt from Saturday. Went to a frat party (first one I've been to in a while) Saturday night at UofL. The house that hosted it is infamously known as "The Beef Shack," not sure why it's called that but it gives me a chuckle. My buddy and I partnered up and took over the beer pong table where I gradually became Fall of Rome drunk. After about 4 or 5 games I became less interested in beer pong and more interested in a nice freshman blonde (solid 7.5, I'm pretty sure). Eventually made our way to the dance floor for some solid grinding action.
After a while she asks if we can go out back, obviously I obliged, out the back door, make out sesh in the driveway on the side of the house. During the act she begins to grab my crotch, I get the hint but there are drunk people wandering all around the house and drinking on the porch which is in plain sight of where we are. I get the brilliant idea to go out the back gate into the alley way behind the back fence of the house. She starts doming me up on the side of this alley way, I'm having a great time, next thing I know a set of headlights is driving straight for us right in the middle of the act. She springs up and bolts for the fence gate, leaving me isolated, pants down with no time to hide my junk, car driving straight for me. I reach down and try to quickly pull up my pants, fumble my trousers but thankfully pull up my boxers. At this point the car is about 20 feet away, so I quickly turn towards the fence behind me and act like I'm taking a leak.
So there I am, shipwreck drunk, trousers around my ankles, pretending to piss as the car drives past, praying it wasn't a cop. It wasn't thankfully. I waited for it to get out of sight, then pulled my pants up and made my way back into the party where to much of my dismay the blonde was MIA. I guess she was so embarrassed she decided to leave immediately. Didn't even get her number. The party was dying down when I got back inside, so I gave up and called it a night. Took a lyft back to my buddy's apartment and drunkenly devoured a metric ton of pizza rolls. Silver lining to a somewhat disappointing night.
Enjoy your Tuesday, GYERO.