******Umass vs Iowa Game Thread******

[AFM22]

Was about to post “I’m crankan my hawg to the ginger in Skyrizi commercial”

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

I've already cracked my celebratory craft beer for the win!

 

[AFM22]

Kirk in turtle mode

 

[HawkBall23]

Keep that clock running Hawks.

This UMass is tired.

 

[HawkBall23]

I've already cracked my celebratory craft beer for the win!

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

Kirk in turtle mode

Offense is a well oiled machine. Hitting every throw. Catching every ball. Nothing to work on the rest of the game....

 

[MAKhawks]

 

[HawkBall23]

KF might like her, she seems like a punter.

 

[AFM22]

Sexiest commercial in the ocean since the Pacific Life whale commercial.

 

[Easthawk1062]

 

[kwik44]

MG still has no eyes downfield. 5 straight years now. Sigh.

 

[AFM22]

TOM SAID NO HARDCORE STUFF

 

[Easthawk1062]

Sexiest commercial in the ocean since the Pacific Life whale commercial.

I FUCAN LOVE THIS SOMG

 

[AFM22]

8 minute drive so far

 

[Moral]

Jeff Peterson so close to breaking some of these free.

 

[AFM22]

I FUCAN LOVE THIS SOMG

I LISTEN TO IT BEFORE SOFTBALL GAMES. SH*T HITS HARDER THAN A LINE OF COKE AND SOME PRE-WORKOUT

 

[HawkBall23]

CLEAN THAT UP!

What do you think this is, new years!?

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Don't ask me how I know she has no carpet!

 

[AFM22]

Gronowski is a real one for that.

 

[BaseBallerP27]

I’m fine running out the clock. Some kid is probably paralyzed in a pointless game. Why bother.

 

[HawkBall23]

And that's how you lose your health and starting job, Gronowski.

Oh wait, KF is your coach.

nvm

 

[AFM22]

I’m fine running out the clock. Some kid is probably paralyzed in a pointless game. Why bother.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT A BLOW OUT UNLESS WE SCORE 70

 

[Easthawk1062]

TOM SAID NO HARDCORE STUFF

I hasn’t posted in my gallon jugs or thread today. Going to behave for 24 hours…I’m getting the sweats and shakes right NOW HOSS

 

[2D]

Gotta feel for Mark. He's able to escape and stay upright, but our WRs don't have the ability to get open.

 

[QChawks]

everything is so hard for our offense

I still don’t feel any better about this team

 

[HawkBall23]

everything is so hard for our offense

I still don’t feel any better about this team

Let's be real, anyone even slightly better than UMass tonight and (at best) Iowa is white-knuckling their way to a nail-biter win right now.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Throw the ball! His decision making on when and whom to throw has not improved. I was hoping he'd adjust. Guess I'll start mowing lawns to pay for my bet.

 

[Ironman39]

Alright, UMass, let's f***ing throw an interception already.......

 

[2D]

Beau Stephens appears to be injured.

 

[HawkBall23]

"Arm talent".

That is the stupidest descriptor for someone being an ok passer I've ever heard.

 

[BubsFinn]

That was an NFL throw by UMass's QB.

 

[Ironman39]

Well at least we scored 40 pts in a football game this year.

 

[2D]

Hank Brown coming in. Will we see another pass tonight?

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

Hank Brown coming in. Will we see another pass tonight?

Nope

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Backups in the 3rd.

 

[HawkBall23]

Hank Brown coming in. Will we see another pass tonight?

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

10 quarters in the books and still the D has produced zero turnovers. Given how we have had to win games over the years, that stat is actually more concerning than our horrible passing game. However, both of those things together is all but a death sentence for an Iowa football season.

 

[yrunvs]

some of you are trying to hard.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

Barely

 

[BubsFinn]

Hank Brown coming in. Will we see another pass tonight?

Maybe a screen, but nothing past the sticks.