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UKrazycat2_rivals

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Took a shower, and it wasn't even saturday.

 
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I am looking forward to the basketball tournaments and the
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I’m taking a shower every time I poop. On average that’s about 4 showers a day. I’ve suspended all cell and land line phone calls, because I’m afraid the caller may breath into the phone. When I go outside I ‘m nude, so I can jump into the shower as soon as I get inside. I’ve spent 1,000 dollars on medications that help with viruses, I’m guessing some of them will help. I’m getting a massage everyday in my sauna while drinking Gatorade and messing around with my Chinese girlfriend that lives with me. I’m drinking electrolytes every time I poop, and after my shower. I’ve stopped wearing clothes, because I’m afraid they may be infected from being at the dry cleaners. I’m smoking more, because I believe it will sterilize the virus. I’m not allowing my dogs to go outside, because I’m afraid they might meet another dog that has an owner that has the virus. I’m only eating canned food that’s expired hoping it contains penicillin. I’ve covered my entire home in aluminum foil, and all members of my family wear tin foil caps. I’ve suspended all mail delivery to my home, and I refuse to take my trash out to the curb. I’m staying on RR and HOB 24 hours a day to get information from all the gloom and doom posters, so I can better prepare for tomorrow. I’m giving myself a facial and pedicure twice daily to detox my nails. I’ve shaved my head and body hair so the virus can’t cling to my skin. I’m blowing my nose every hour so the virus can’t cling to my nose hairs. I’m burning all my clothes on the front porch, while necked, and cleansing my body with the smoke. I’m taking my temperature every 5 minutes and emailing the results to my doctor. These are things I’m doing to assure I don’t get this virus. What precautions are you taking? If we share we can beat this thing and some of us will make it through to live another day.
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You are obviously already sick!!!
 
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None. But have Cruise scheduled 1st week of April that might be cancelled by the Co. but if they still sail I still going .
 
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caneintally

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I work from home so really nothing extreme . If I need something I go out as I am not going to hide in my house BUT I do try to get all my chores ect done in 1 outing the past week and if I can get something at a less crowded cvs compared to a more crowded Publix I do . I always have washed my hands and used hand sanitizer religiously . To be fair I also am not around anyone at risk ( elderly or very young or anyone with health issues) .

Truly the biggest way this is effecting me is I am pretty sure I am going to miss the thing I look forward to more then anything every year ( the NCAA tourney ) . I know that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things I am not an idiot but still I can be sad about that if I damn well please.
 
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ChurchHillcat said:
I am looking forward to the basketball tournaments and the

You are obviously already sick!!!
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Oh Yeah, but not has sick as all the gloom and doom posters on this board.
ChurchHillcat said:
I am looking forward to the basketball tournaments and the

You are obviously already sick!!!
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You don’t know how right you are monkey boy. I’m crazier than a **** house rat. I know who you are and I know what you’re thinking. I’m eating Beanee Weenees right now as I type this response to you that expired on 2/1/2018 praying it has some penicillin in it. I’m wearing my tin foil hat upside down covered with mink oil. I’m thinking about what you might look like when you’re angry. I’m sending out bad karma vibes to you and those you care about, so the virus doesn’t harm you and yours. Yes, I’m crazy but not as crazy as you and those that live within your own mind judging others that they don’t know. Those that live in a gloom and doom world. The righteous shall prevail the unclean will fall by the wayside. Where will you be when the virus comes for you and yours?

I’m crazy, I fully admit it. I wonder how many others are out there wondering if you are crazy replying to my crazy. Oh, one more retort. I’m crazy but I’m not as crazy as all the gloom and doom posters on this site. Those that need something to worry about to feed their inner demons. Those that hate Cal, our team, our university and BBN. They spew their hate out and infect everything good in the world. They post to infiltrate this board and those that are weak. This virus will pass and the world will go on as usual. Sadly the posters that worry about anything and need it to survive will continue their work. We must be strong and persevere because we are BBN.
 
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ganner918_rivals60369

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Young and healthy. Not really anything I need to change, I've always been pretty serious about keeping my hands washed. Just keep going to work and doing what I do, try to stay away from anybody coughing. Wait to hear more from health officials.
 
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Unfortunately my wife is a respiratory therapist......we are guessing that fact will push her to the front of the line as far as exposure.....we have two freezers that are about full......we have cabinets full of canned vegetables that we put up.........I raise rabbits, ducks and chickens for the table......I have meat..........I also have a small flock of homing pigeons that I can free fly and eat the squabs.......I can raise these animals very cheaply if necessary.......I got guns to keep people off my stuff......
 
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awf said:
Unfortunately my wife is a respiratory therapist......we are guessing that fact will push at the very worst her to the front of the line as far as exposure.....we have two freezers that are about full......we have cabinets full of canned vegetables that we put up.........I raise rabbits, ducks and chickens for the table......I have meat..........I also have a small flock of homing pigeons that I can free fly and eat the squabs.......I can raise these animals very cheaply if necessary.......I got guns to keep people off my stuff......
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Yes, but do you threaten people with toilet paper coved with your own poop. That’s the real measure of a real man.
 
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I already avoid crowds but yesterday I met a new neighbor and would not shake his hand or hers. They were puzzled but when I explained and took them a load of firewood for free they became more relaxed and at ease.
 
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awf said:
Unfortunately my wife is a respiratory therapist......we are guessing that fact will push her to the front of the line as far as exposure.....we have two freezers that are about full......we have cabinets full of canned vegetables that we put up.........I raise rabbits, ducks and chickens for the table......I have meat..........I also have a small flock of homing pigeons that I can free fly and eat the squabs.......I can raise these animals very cheaply if necessary.......I got guns to keep people off my stuff......
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Amen. If you want to see the smile leave a knife wielding a$$holes face real quick just introduce him to your Springfield 1911 45acp.
 
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awf

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Levibooty said:
I already avoid crowds but yesterday I met a new neighbor and would not shake his hand or hers. They were puzzled but when I explained and took them a load of firewood for free they became more relaxed and at ease.
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I need a load of oven wood.......I'll bump elbows with you?;)
 
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Ocornett said:
Oh Yeah, but not has sick as all the gloom and doom posters on this board.


You don’t know how right you are monkey boy. I’m crazier than a **** house rat. I know who you are and I know what you’re thinking. I’m eating Beanee Weenees right now as I type this response to you that expired on 2/1/2018 praying it has some penicillin in it. I’m wearing my tin foil hat upside down covered with mink oil. I’m thinking about what you might look like when you’re angry. I’m sending out bad karma vibes to you and those you care about, so the virus doesn’t harm you and yours. Yes, I’m crazy but not as crazy as you and those that live within your own mind judging others that they don’t know. Those that live in a gloom and doom world. The righteous shall prevail the unclean will fall by the wayside. Where will you be when the virus comes for you and yours?

I’m crazy, I fully admit it. I wonder how many others are out there wondering if you are crazy replying to my crazy. Oh, one more retort. I’m crazy but I’m not as crazy as all the gloom and doom posters on this site. Those that need something to worry about to feed their inner demons. Those that hate Cal, our team, our university and BBN. They spew their hate out and infect everything good in the world. They post to infiltrate this board and those that are weak. This virus will pass and the world will go on as usual. Sadly the posters that worry about anything and need it to survive will continue their work. We must be strong and persevere because we are BBN.
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Threatening everyone on a basketball message board doesn't speak well for a Kentucky Wildcat fan!
 
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Threatening everyone on a basketball message board doesn't speak well for a Kentucky Wildcat fan!
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Dude no ones threatening you. Bless your heart. I’ve never ever threatened anyone. I would never place myself in a position that would alarm those I don’t like. I just show up when least expected and do my work then disappear in the night.

Who are you to question my loyalty to BBN. I was a fan while most of you ran down your daddy’s leg. I’m going to ignore you, because your not normal and seem out of sorts. Snowflakes never last long on the boards, so you’ll disappear soon. You have very few post, and it’s very easy to see why.
 
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"Masturbating a few times a week can help keep your immune system strong and mighty." - Men's Health/Google

^^^^^^^ THIS. Just sayin'. Hey, it's for a good and safe cause ! No shame. You can't be too safe !
 
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I rarely ever leave my home to do anything besides go grocery shopping, see a doctor or go to work
 
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