The Mega Millions... and a Pledge!

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

If i win i’ll spend most of it on drinking, gambling and hot women (depending on how much drink).
the rest i’ll probably just waste.

W.C. Fields?

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

oh yeah, Nubb, take note.

 

[mktmaker]

W.C. Fields?

 

[*CatinIL*]

If I win I’ll give every person in this thread a million dollars

In...[thumb2]:smiley:

 

[UKat51]

If I win, I pledge to do the following:

• Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
• Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
• Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________

First 10% would go to churches. Gotta thank the man for letting me win.

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

When i win I'll put a new motor in my 87 F250.

 

[JoeBeeHall]

I would get Bruno to push old Zipperhead into a swimming pool.

 

[420grover]

I just wanted to ensure i got into this thread.

Same

 

[Anon1658882690]

I win.. Cocaine.. Lots of cocaine..