Dang...and this is without numbers posting!
OT: The Back-In Guy
- Thread starter TheRealPeliniTheCrutch
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You aren’t very good at this, that just bounced off me and stuck to you. Old guys that use “lol” are funny. You aren’t representing the “backs into parking stall” bros very well.
I'm great at this! You've been mad since I made fun of losers that get upset in parking lots. Remember, you brought your big city cred to the table? You sound desperate and dumb trying to tie "lol" to old guys. It's literally the most used acronym in the english language dummy. LOL.
Like, literally? Omg! You’re a follow-the-crowd-guy huh? Not shocking at all, and even more funny that an old guy thinks that’s something. You use “heart-hands” regularly, don’t you. I refuse to believe that all back-in-the- stall guys have industrial sized vahginas like you.
Yes, literally is a word that adults use in sentences. Did you think you had a clever thought there? But here we go again where you start babbling about heart-hands and I'm back to what the actual fuhk are you talking about?
The back in guy, the road bicyclist and the shopping cart leaver. The true axis of evil.
Oh man...the bike rider on the road. I get it, you have a right to the road but dude, if a car hits you...you are going to lose. Just stay on the sidewalks or haul your bike to some bike path.
I was once got hit while riding on the sidewalk... hard enough that it broke my helmet, that I had not worn for years before that day.. not sure why I reached for it that ride, but glad I did.
April 2021 was training and was finishing a hard 50 mile ride on a nearby island in the bike lane and was hit by a Maserati SUV. concussion and R AC joint sprain. $10 K bike trashed. Insurance paid for a new bike. over the course of the year won a crit where i lapped the field and wone 2 huge stage races and became ranked #3 by usa cycling. I can tell you i've had many more close calls on sidewalks and walking trails and bike lanes. although the close calls i've had on the road would have been considerably more painful. on a side walk the pedestrian has the right of way and both the walking path and sidewalk there are just too many folks that behave unpredictably.
I dgaf if anyone backs in....unless you have to pull forward and back up six times because you can't judge distance. If you suck that bad, let your wife or boyfriend park it for you.
This is so lame...not your accomplishments, that is great.
Every dude that rides a bike says they ave more close calls on sidewalks. Sure, that is probably true...but those close calls don't mean getting his by a car (usually), so please, just save the "sidewalks are full of danger" bit.
Cyclists have been relagated to lower than Jews status. Zero compassion when one is injured or killed, no matter the circumstance.
You can’t ride a road bike and train for competitions on a sidewalk. Non-cyclists think riding a bike is like when you are 7 years old riding with a baseball card hitting your spokes.
Going even 15 mph on a sidewalk is crazy much less speeds of 25-40 mph.
I don't care. I literally only care about the dude in the bike that gets run over by a car because he is on the road.
I am literally trying to help people NOT get run over.
Look, I don't "cycle" (and can we just call it biking, please), but I golf. You know where I don't golf? On the interstate. You know why? Because I don't want to get run over.
I get it and understand your point. Just want non-“bikers” to know sidewalks are no place for a road bike.
Gee I wonder why this country is so overweight and sells most of the worlds high blood pressure and diabetes medication.
90 % of all the close calls that I've had on the road were intentional by the driver of the POV
I would guess it is even higher than that. Which is even MORE of a reason to stay off the ******* road.
Look, one of my biggest fears is getting attached by a shark. Guess where I don't go.
It’s really not. Busy sidewalks would be a huge danger - busy roads the same.
I guess I would rather get hit by a mom pushing a stroller instead of a 18 wheel mack truck.
Well it’s not the mom and the infant hitting you - it’s you hitting the mom and infant at 20 mph. Still big time injuries - likely for all 3.
And still way less than getting hit by an 18 wheeler.
Unless that 18 wheeler was being used to sell infants on the black market to people that didn't want to go through the legal adoption steps...Hmmmm
About the black market? I would guess they would be terrified and assume that the guy on the bike was trying to steal more infants?
Right...but one of these KILLS the person.
You know what, never mind, ride on the interstate.
I was at at a team training camp in January based out of Calabasas and most of the training was up in the Malibu Hills. just beautiful weather, amazing roads, great climbing. One guy says to me "damn the drivers out here are incredibly considerate" I said "ya did you see that guy that just passed us in the Lamborghini and gave us 10-12 feet of clearance? Well he isnt rushing to punch a time clock. He's headed to that 100 million dollar house on the hill."
lol - no one is riding a bike on I-80.
I avoid busy roads and busy times of traffic. Risk/reward.
right, nobody rides on the interstate (its illegal BTW) and I dont train on busy roads (I'm not on 120th and Dodge or going through the downtown streets of Seattle. one trains on roads with large shoulders or in semi rural areas during non high traffic times.
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Here is a deal...
I won't ***** about a shark biting me when I swim in the ocean and you bike dudes don't complain about "close calls" when you bike on the roads.
I won't ***** about a shark biting me when I swim in the ocean and you bike dudes don't complain about "close calls" when you bike on the roads.