OT: The Back-In Guy

Cruel Halo

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Is this about the Reds backing into 1st place so they can make a quick get away?
 
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TOMHP

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It's safer to back into a parking spot BUT it is a LOT more expensive if someone hits your front end rather than your rear end while your car is parked.
 
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Sweet meme. Glad you could get through a few seconds without whining about stuff that doesn’t effect you, at all. Other than your obvious jealousy over people that drive non ****-boxes.
 
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SuperBigFan69

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Sweet meme. Glad you could get through a few seconds without whining about stuff that doesn’t affect you, at all. Other than your obvious jealousy over people that drive non ****-boxes.
And...we found the guy that drives the Ford F-150. Sick!
 

RBigredMax1

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Typical little coward shitlib with the family attack. Do you pathetic retards ever learn? You should look up cause and effect you poor, pathetic clown. Imagine as a grown man going out of your way to imagine a way to ***** about how others park. I mean, this much be a very difficult challenge for you. Are you ok? Did other peoples vehicles trigger you yet today?
Did your pathetic “dad” teach you how to be this big of a loser?
Season 2 Judging You GIF by Paramount+
 

4.6.3

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I did.

I was just laughing at the level of self-own in your post. It was incredible.
Sure think, twink. Keep driving that shitbox and looking for reasons to be offended every minute of your pathetic life. Do you work for 1620 the zone by chance?
 

RBigredMax1

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My immediate neighbor just got swatted....about 10 cruisers pulled up and around the 'hood, blocking traffic, large guns drawn, all of them yelling orders to anyone who was outside (me), cops in the front and the back, it was pretty exciting.. I wondered if it was because I was backed into the driveway at first.
I feel like your life is basically a “Friday” remake.
 

Spectrumalaska

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I have a feeling that everyone that posts here will agree that you are the most offended poster on this site. EVERYTHING offends you. You are the "certain percentage of the population"

I mean, now you are offended about people that don't back into parking spots!

Everyone else here is just having fun.
Offended and offensive!

Scared of bees too 😂
 
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No I'm fine. I don't remember picking a fight with you, pretty sure it was the other way around. So what's your issue, ED? Incontinence?
Me pointing out the silliness of your post is picking a fight? You got pretty animated in your response for some reason, and misunderstood ... you got some thin skin my man. And so you know, this is not a fight.
 

mgbreeze

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Me pointing out the silliness of your post is picking a fight? You got pretty animated in your response for some reason, and misunderstood ... you got some thin skin my man. And so you know, this is not a fight.
I didn't misunderstand anything. By "fight" I meant this idiotic back and forth where you post smartass nonsense, I reply, and you get your feelings hurt that I actually responded and made you look stupid. And so you know, you lost the fight.
 
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I didn't misunderstand anything. By "fight" I meant this idiotic back and forth where you post smartass nonsense, I reply, and you get your feelings hurt that I actually responded and made you look stupid. And so you know, you lost the fight.
Ha! Ok. You sure are an ornery cuss. You appear to have some self-esteem issues. But, being a good sport and in honor your big win, here you go:

Stop Being Dramatic Drama Queen GIF
 
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You know when the moron goes to the GIF he’s got nothing left. Right on schedule.
Moron? Are you for real? All this over pointing out the inherent contradiction in your op? My you are a sensitive one. Keyboard tough guy too. There’s nothing left to do, it’s not worthwhile to try explain the obvious to a highly emotional and sensitive person. Maybe get outside today and get some sun, vitamin D helps the mood.
 

mgbreeze

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Moron? Are you for real? All this over pointing out the inherent contradiction in your op? My you are a sensitive one. Keyboard tough guy too. There’s nothing left to do, it’s not worthwhile to try explain the obvious to a highly emotional and sensitive person. Maybe get outside today and get some sun, vitamin D helps the mood.
Yes moron. Thanks for the trophy loser.
 
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Back to the GIF's. Still losing. How old are you? You're the genius that broke out the classic "cus." You gonna send me a sternly worded email or something?
Losing what? You so badly need affirmation, on some level, that you have won something. The GIF’s are easy to do, even for small town octogenarians such as yourself. Maybe you can ask one of the younger fellers at the coffee shop to help you out. Maybe once you figure it out, you’ll feel better about yourself.
 

mgbreeze

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Losing what? You so badly need affirmation, on some level, that you have won something. The GIF’s are easy to do, even for small town octogenarians such as yourself. Maybe you can ask one of the younger fellers at the coffee shop to help you out. Maybe once you figure it out, you’ll feel better about yourself.
All I've done from the first exchange is respond to your insults. You're mad that I've responded in kind. You're a miserable person. Maybe constipated? Oh wait, that's your line. What's hilarious is that you're creating this fantasy about how old I am or where I'm from... what the actual fuhkk are you talking about? Does that help you rationalize your behavior?
 
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All I've done from the first exchange is respond to your insults. You're mad that I've responded in kind. You're a miserable person. Maybe constipated? Oh wait, that's your line. What's hilarious is that you're creating this fantasy about how old I am or where I'm from... what the actual fuhkk are you talking about? Does that help you rationalize your behavior?
You didn’t answer the question. Losing what? Look, I know a lot of small town people, even old ones, and they are good people who I very much like spending time with. But then there are hicks, people like you, that live in small towns but have self-esteem issues and react like children because they feel inferior. You don’t need to be so angry. Accept what you are, and try to be better. Did someone show you the GIF thing?
 

mgbreeze

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You didn’t answer the question. Losing what? Look, I know a lot of small town people, even old ones, and they are good people who I very much like spending time with. But then there are hicks, people like you, that live in small towns but have self-esteem issues and react like children because they feel inferior. You don’t need to be so angry. Accept what you are, and try to be better. Did someone show you the GIF thing?
The guy who resorts to insults with every post is accusing me of feeling inferior? There are counselors for your condition. And again with the fantasies, you're honestly kind of weird. Do you have any actual reality-based thoughts?
 
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I am the mirror, I'm just reflecting your insults back at you.
Oh yeah? I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. And for good measure, “double stamp no erasies!”

I just shut the door on you dipshit, you can’t triple stamp a double-stamp, so it’s over, now move along with your short wrinkled tail between your legs.
 
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mgbreeze

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Oh yeah? I’m rubber and you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. And for good measure, “double stamp no erasies!”

I just shut the door on you dipshit, you can’t triple stamp a double-stamp, so it’s over, now move along with your short wrinkled tail between your legs.
More horrible person stuff, does anyone like you? I seriously doubt it. You shut the door, lol. You're pretty wound up.
 
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