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Other than? Why would you look anywhere else??? No one gives you less for more. If you change your mind have your people call my people.

Your people are too close to the Chinese and Russian's fair!

i heard you operate sweat-shops in the "Bottoms!"

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Other than? Why would you look anywhere else??? No one gives you less for more. If you change your mind have your people call my people.
Fair....
I thought about you the other day. The new veterinarian we are using has a receptionist with a more than passing resemblance to a Karate Kid era Elisabeth Shue.

(No pics....I'd like to continue using this vet)
 
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Tom McAndrew

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Fair....
I thought about you the other day. The new veterinarian we are using has a receptionist with a more than passing resemblance to a Karate Kid era Elisabeth Shue.

(No pics....I'd like to continue using this vet)

Dinner at the Gambit home this evening:

Fair: I think we need to get a dog
Mrs. Fair: What? Why would you want to do that?
Fair: I dunno, it's just something on my bucket list
Mrs. Fair: Well, you're going to have to walk it, train it to go outside, take it to the vet, etc.
Fair: I've already made plans to visit a few vet offices to interview the vets
Mrs. Fair: Ahhh, this sudden interest doesn't have anything to do with a vet receptionist that looks like Elisabeth Shue, does it Fair? You forget that I occasionally scan that damn board you spend all your time on

Busted!!!! ;)

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fairgambit

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Dinner at the Gambit home this evening:

Fair: I think we need to get a dog
Mrs. Fair: What? Why would you want to do that?
Fair: I dunno, it's just something on my bucket list
Mrs. Fair: Well, you're going to have to walk it, train it to go outside, take it to the vet, etc.
Fair: I've already made plans to visit a few vet offices to interview the vets
Mrs. Fair: Ahhh, this sudden interest doesn't have anything to do with a vet receptionist that looks like Elisabeth Shue, does it Fair? You forget that I occasionally scan that damn board you spend all your time on

Busted!!!! ;)

@fairgambit
Two weeks from now I enter the vet's office.
Me: I'm here for my appointment.
Receptionist: Where is your dog?
Me: I don't have a dog.
Receptionist: Cat?
Me: No cat.
Receptionist:. Then why are you here?
Me: Ummm. Well.istockphoto-957053098-170667a.jpg
 
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