I need to come forward and admit something...

[Swede39]

This is one of those posts I never thought I'd have to do.

I've dreaded this moment for a while and the time has finally come to admit it...




My yard has armyworms.




I appreciate your thoughts, prayers, and Dale's. I will get through this.

 

[dawgstudent]

Is this the reversal of AMA with @Swede39?

 

[Swede39]

Is this the reversal of AMA with @Swede39?

We should just start a podcast and take over Mississippi.

 

[dawgstudent]

We could get Simmons Catfish for a Catfish tour.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Get a couple moles

 

[dawgman42]

Astroturf, buddy.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Had my yard sprayed this summer. Before I noticed them I remember thinking my grass never looked better. Apparently they didn't have time to eat anything.

 

[Ranchdawg]

I'm wondering if my yard has them too. For the last week 7 crows have been eating something in my grass on a daily basis.

 

[HulksStache]

In before the lock

 

[SanfordRJones]

Lawns are ecologically stupid. Replace it with native plants that pollinators love like perennial wildflowers. They're less work, they're better for the native ecology, and I think they look a lot better.

 

[Dawgbite]

Friend a few mile away has them. I've been checking my yard but so far it's worm free. Mine is so dry and dead they'll probably skip me anyway.

 

[anon1787432961]

This is one of those posts I never thought I'd have to do.

I've dreaded this moment for a while and the time has finally come to admit it...




My yard has armyworms.




I appreciate your thoughts, prayers, and Dale's. I will get through this.


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[Dawgbite]

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Wait! You mean that I can actually click a button and never see another golfer post?

 

[anon1787432961]

Wait! You mean that I can actually click a button and never see another golfer post?

 

[FormerBully]

My daughter came running into the house last week screaming, "Dad we are about to have a million butterflies because our grass has a bunch of caterpillars." I was able to spray them that afternoon and saved my grass. My neighbor up the road was not as lucky.

 

[aTotal360]

My daughter came running into the house last week screaming, "Dad we are about to have a million butterflies because our grass has a bunch of caterpillars." I was able to spray them that afternoon and saved my grass. My neighbor up the road was not as lucky.

What did you spray?

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

Lawns are ecologically stupid. Replace it with native plants that pollinators love like perennial wildflowers. They're less work, they're better for the native ecology, and I think they look a lot better.

Nothing like seeing the kids play outside in a yard full of wildflowers, switchgrass, and sand spurs.

 

[FormerBully]

What did you spray?

Dale's***

Hi-Yield 38 Plus

 

[GloryDawg]

I read on this board that masturbation cures everything. Get out there and **** your *** off.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Wait! You mean that I can actually click a button and never see another golfer post?

Yes, but there's still a glitch....you cannot click willy nilly into a thread if the ignored is the most recent reply. It will show then, otherwise "ignored member" is all you'll ever see.

 

[Digging dog]

Good news is Bermuda bounces back fast.

kill the worms, fertilize the lawn, & water.
Good as new in 30 days

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Lawns are ecologically stupid. Replace it with native plants that pollinators love like perennial wildflowers. They're less work, they're better for the native ecology, and I think they look a lot better.

We should all grow Bamboo. It is one of the best Photosynthesis plants and converts CO2 to O2 more efficiently than most.

 

[stateu1]

We should all grow Bamboo. It is one of the best Photosynthesis plants and converts CO2 to O2 more efficiently than most.

My grandparents in Olive Branch had some in their yard. It damn near swallowed their house.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Nothing like seeing the kids play outside in a yard full of wildflowers, switchgrass, and sand spurs.

Add some cockleburs to make them tough

 

[TimberBeast]

I read on this board that masturbation cures everything. Get out there and **** your *** off.

Doesn't work.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

I read on this board that masturbation cures everything. Get out there and **** your *** off.

In the yard?

 

[GloryDawg]

In the yard?

Heck yeah! Why not? Do it at night. It will get you to that cure cancer mark of 21 jack elation every month. If masturbation can cure cancer Shirly it can kill worms.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

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[YesIAmAPirate]

Add some cockleburs to make them tough

And plant a ton of sweet gums

 

[HumpDawgy]

I guess my question would be......are worms in the water called "Navy Worms"?

 

[baddmann007]

What did you spray?

I spray twice a year with Bifen I/T.
It kills everything (or runs it off to my neighbor’s yard…)

 

[Shmuley]

This is one of those posts I never thought I'd have to do.

I've dreaded this moment for a while and the time has finally come to admit it...




My yard has armyworms.




I appreciate your thoughts, prayers, and Dale's. I will get through this.


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I always thought you looked a little wormy.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Lawns are ecologically stupid. Replace it with native plants that pollinators love like perennial wildflowers. They're less work, they're better for the native ecology, and I think they look a lot better.

I hear the copperheads love it.

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

Lawns are ecologically stupid. Replace it with native plants that pollinators love like perennial wildflowers. They're less work, they're better for the native ecology, and I think they look a lot better.

Damn Hippie *******

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

MSN

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Kudzu***

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Chickens and armadillos eat army worms like crazy

 

[leeinator]

Get a couple moles

Then get a couple Pit Bulls to dig up the moles after they're done with the worms. Then the Pits can guard your property of the swarming migrants headed our way.

 

[DerHntr]

I spray twice a year with Bifen I/T.
It kills everything (or runs it off to my neighbor’s yard…)

I mixed up a gallon sprayer of BifenIT for wasps at the camp this weekend. Hadn’t tried that before. We killed over 50. It was a massacre.

 

[DAWGSANDSAINTS]

We should all grow Bamboo. It is one of the best Photosynthesis plants and converts CO2 to O2 more efficiently than most.