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DMV line:
Guy 1: "Can't wait to get my license back. Better get rid of this lead foot lol!!"
Guy 2: "Tell me about it! Get drunk and kill a 4 year old once is enough for me to learn my lesson!"
Guy 1: "
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Guy 1: "Can't wait to get my license back. Better get rid of this lead foot lol!!"
Guy 2: "Tell me about it! Get drunk and kill a 4 year old once is enough for me to learn my lesson!"
Guy 1: "
You're leaving out the whole "running over a 4-year-old" bit. Sort of a key detail here.
Really not good gyero when the topic is infinitely more depressing than the imminent missed opportunity at hand this Saturday night at Kroger Field.
Yeah, probably need to move on.
-Don't think we get this one but I do think we get USC. If it's still +10 when the line opens I'm going after that as well.
-Future looks to be in good hands. Square, Wilson, Rodriquez, Hughes, Rose. Keep plugging away.
-Believe Dorian will be going pro in something other than sports. Man, he can't hold onto to those deep balls. Bowden on the other hand is turning into a star and not the way I expected.
-Updated pronunciation of Bouvier -> According to G it's actually Butt-eeee-aye. We had a solid laugh on the way to school this morning.
-Wilson, got that kid for 3 years. Wowza.
-In honor of the Dogs and Jerry we're having hot dogs, sausages, brats, etc at the tailgate. Also going to let Bonzo guest DJ on the sonos app.
-Don't think we get this one but I do think we get USC. If it's still +10 when the line opens I'm going after that as well.
-Future looks to be in good hands. Square, Wilson, Rodriquez, Hughes, Rose. Keep plugging away.
-Believe Dorian will be going pro in something other than sports. Man, he can't hold onto to those deep balls. Bowden on the other hand is turning into a star and not the way I expected.
-Updated pronunciation of Bouvier -> According to G it's actually Butt-eeee-aye. We had a solid laugh on the way to school this morning.
-Wilson, got that kid for 3 years. Wowza.
-In honor of the Dogs and Jerry we're having hot dogs, sausages, brats, etc at the tailgate. Also going to let Bonzo guest DJ on the sonos app.
DADYERO
Middle child turned 7 yesterday. We had his party at our house Friday night. 47 kids showed up. Got them an inflatable bounce house thing and wiffle ball. They were completely entertained. One of his buddies landed a really solid punch square on my groin. Nothing hurts like a solid nut tap. Wanted to die. About 10 spent the night. They played fortnite until 3am. Then got up at 7am and played it some more. Never seen anything like it. I’m still garbage at it. 0 kills for dad so far. But it is pretty entertaining.
Oldest is still truck-sticking other 2nd and 3rd graders on the gridiron. Young Benny snell out there. HAVING SAID THAT, he has developed a habit of fumbling recently. 2 in his game yesterday and 2 when he played up with the 4th graders (humble brag) on Saturday. I mean, he recovered most, but it’s still pretty alarming. Need to get that shored up before the big rivalry this weekend.
Speaking of shored up, heading to the gulf in a few weeks. Looking forward to a nice seafood meal at the Back Porch, ice cold Mexican beer and some tired irritable children who want me to build **** out of sand and fish for sea slugs with a plastic net :sunglasses:
Middle child turned 7 yesterday. We had his party at our house Friday night. 47 kids showed up. Got them an inflatable bounce house thing and wiffle ball. They were completely entertained. One of his buddies landed a really solid punch square on my groin. Nothing hurts like a solid nut tap. Wanted to die. About 10 spent the night. They played fortnite until 3am. Then got up at 7am and played it some more. Never seen anything like it. I’m still garbage at it. 0 kills for dad so far. But it is pretty entertaining.
Oldest is still truck-sticking other 2nd and 3rd graders on the gridiron. Young Benny snell out there. HAVING SAID THAT, he has developed a habit of fumbling recently. 2 in his game yesterday and 2 when he played up with the 4th graders (humble brag) on Saturday. I mean, he recovered most, but it’s still pretty alarming. Need to get that shored up before the big rivalry this weekend.
Speaking of shored up, heading to the gulf in a few weeks. Looking forward to a nice seafood meal at the Back Porch, ice cold Mexican beer and some tired irritable children who want me to build **** out of sand and fish for sea slugs with a plastic net :sunglasses:
BALL security is JOB security, B Rax.
Christ.
Christ.
Don’t gotta tell me man. **** kept me up last night.
Have you considered hitting the child when he fumbles? It worked for Todd Marinovich.
Tuned into Sunday Morning Sports Talk on 630am this weekend, and Anthony White was hosting solo. He immediately fired up the discussion of “is Terry Wilson already one of the 3 best quarterbacks ever to play at Kentucky.”
Clicked that off real quick.
Clicked that off real quick.
-if one were in the market for a sport coat/suit/trousers and such Logan's moving sale is the play. Picked up a nice Hardwick tweed jacket and some fine hosiery on the cheap(ish).
-attended a nubian mitzvah for a family friends kid yesterday evening. Had no idea what to expect...it was really cool, honoured to be included.
-im expecting a win Saturday night.
-need a bigger tv above my fireplace...is oled worth the upcharge? /chase
-attended a nubian mitzvah for a family friends kid yesterday evening. Had no idea what to expect...it was really cool, honoured to be included.
-im expecting a win Saturday night.
-need a bigger tv above my fireplace...is oled worth the upcharge? /chase
Birthday parties in Big D are a spectacle. Everybody trying to one up each other and then the snot nosed kids get 1K+ worth of gift cards. No telling how much the parents spend on the party.
My sister and BIL always come out on the wrong end because they can't say no and then don't have time or money to throw a big party for their kids in order to recoup what they've spent on gift cards.
My sister and BIL always come out on the wrong end because they can't say no and then don't have time or money to throw a big party for their kids in order to recoup what they've spent on gift cards.
Good reminder to check in with my brother to see how my nephew’s friend’s birthday parties are going.
Donuts are for weirdos. Who's craving bread with icing when they get up or ever? I mean, I know I'm a weirdo because I don't like sweets, so there's that.
Never said it was just going to be a little rain storm. Said you could definitely ride it out. And MOST of those people that died either A) didn't leave when they were told to and weren't prepared to stay or B) crossed a roadway or something with flowing water which they EXPLICITLY tell you not to do.
The winds weren't anything insane at all honestly, but they did get a ton of rain and flooding which was bound to happen. I haven't seen any footage that makes me say, "OMG SO CRAZY EVERYONE PROB DIED!!!" I did see a bunch of weathermen faking bad conditions which is such BS.
Obviously I feel bad for everyone in the Carolinas as I have family in Durham and Chapel Hill as well as Greenville, SC. Had a couple that evacuated from Myrtle Beach at the bar last night and had the manager comp their meal and told them we know the feeling all too well.
Hats off to the first responders though, those people are beasts.
Also, hurricanes are stupid.
"Faking bad conditions". How exactly would you describe the conditions? Good grief you're awful.
90% of damage & deaths from hurricanes aren't caused by wind (aka, Category) you touching idiot.
90% of damage & deaths from hurricanes aren't caused by wind (aka, Category) you touching idiot.
Pretty sure that's common knowledge. If you die from drowning you didn't listen and leave or went out in flash flood conditions which they told you not to do. Hurricanes don't sneak up on you, if you're not going to be prepared, leave.
Did you not see the multitude of posts showing weathermen acting like they could barely standup while people saunter by in the background? The storm itself wasn't catastrophic, like I said, the rain is what's causing the damage.
Did you not see the multitude of posts showing weathermen acting like they could barely standup while people saunter by in the background? The storm itself wasn't catastrophic, like I said, the rain is what's causing the damage.
Speaking of white rappers - I didn’t know who Mac miller was until he died, but he’s got a few bangers.
No, rain has nothing to do with the ACTUAL STORM, which wasn't even that bad really.
Yes, but again if rain kills you it's most likely your own fault.
Good job spinning you numbskulls. Show me where I said, "Little rain storm" @RibsAndWhiteBread
The original "Yes. Down to a Cat 2." was in response to would you ride out Florence at Frying Pan Tower for 10 million. And I still would say yes. You all took that as me saying it was no big deal.
Let's all just agree I was 100% right and drop it. TIA.
I too would feel sick if I figured out I knew more than you weather channel warriors. They expect the flag to still be at the tower but yeah I'm sure a person wouldn't live through that in an enclosed steel building.
Heading out to train legs under the house, chop up a banana tree, check on the garden and let the dogs hit the pool for a bit. Enjoy wallowing in defeat, clark.
Little thing called the Atlantic, combined with the storm surge, pumping into the low lands/rivers/streams, *plus* the rain.....
You may want to study up on the NC/SC topography....or just remain being ignorant about the subject.
******* it, why don't you not remain ignorant on reading comprehension?
"If you die from drowning you didn't listen and leave or went out in flash flood conditions which they told you not to do. Hurricanes don't sneak up on you, if you're not going to be prepared, leave."
es. Down to a Cat 2. I rode out Cat 2 Irma in a house on the water in Tampa. My girlfriend and her dad slept through it like it was any other night.
Yeah, Florence was just a "little" rain. i am sure most folks slept right thru it. Hell it was just a Cat 1 when it hit land. Of course most folks slept right thru it,,, in their attics and on roof tops.
I do not care who's brother he is, he is a touching waterhead.
Yeah, Florence was just a "little" rain. i am sure most folks slept right thru it. Hell it was just a Cat 1 when it hit land. Of course most folks slept right thru it,,, in their attics and on roof tops.
I do not care who's brother he is, he is a touching waterhead.
Mods, please set GYERO on fire. TIA
Look motherfvcker, I have to take and pick up the little bastard from some of them.
Consider yourself warned now that you are having another. Just say no to every birthday party.
Congrats by the way.
GFY.
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