GYERO ARCHIVE

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MaxPowerrr

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He also buys and sells knives and jewelry at swap meets on the weekends.

is traditionally followed by

He dreams of some day finding a large box of money.

not

He is running unopposed in November.
 

MaxPowerrr

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When this reporter attempted to reach out to Sen. Drake for comment about the impending invasion of Syria, the senator could not be reached, as he was at the local Cash4Gold.

^ actually, this could be a thing in the near future
 
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TransyCat09

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"Yes, I know who you are. You're Chris Hansen from that TV show. Am I going to be arrested?"
 

_Chase_

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Jan 22, 2004
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  • Harasses young women
  • Banned from GLI meetings
  • Threw up on GLI field trip to Frankfort after getting hammered
  • Sells knives and jewelry
  • Goes to swap meets
  • Sued by a loan shark
  • Home was foreclosed on
  • Owed City $855 for making personal phone calls on Govt issued phone.
  • Said former Council President threatened to "take him out."
All from a 3 minute Google search. No telling what kind of skeletons (literally) this guy has in his closet.

Give this guy a KFC bucket and a line beard and he'd fit right in at UofL's student section.
 

_Chase_

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I bet in the 80s Ol' Dan told hookers and other various deviants his name was pronounced Don Johnson in hopes of scoring some frizzy haired poontang.
 

BBdK

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Sep 21, 2003
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^ and he's held public office going on over 2 decades now.

Local rule of thumb: Anytime you see Gus Goldsmith's name associated with someone ------> run.
 

Wodie sloot

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Nov 19, 2003
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Jeans, golf shirt/oxford, loafers. Plenty of slobs around here that surely value their comfiness over any pride in appearance, though. Expect a lot of sweatpants, t shirts, and flippies. It doesn't matter, after all.
There are always little GYERO factoids/memories that stick with me and SAE's opinion of people that dress comfy is one of them. So much so that I pause when I am getting dressed in casual clothes, but I actually don't care what he thinks, so I go with what I was planning.

I am wearing a dress and boots today since I am at work. But I will wear yoga pants, a t-shirt, and flops to family dinner this evening.
 
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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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I said I wasn't gonna get emotionally involved with football this year... and now I just had to be "talked into" a corporate suite at Keeneland "for just a few hours" on Saturday.

Probably been hanging out with Anth too much.
 
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Hey look everyone, my unfunny, with the same lame joke stalker.

Deep throat a stick of butter ?

Hey I like deep throating a big stick, or dick, or whatever I can put in my mouth - Dick Guzzler.

Nobody laughs at your dumb ****, and you truly think you are entertaining. All you do is run around from thread to thread and try to make fun of someone. You are not buddying up to anyone, as nobody thinks you are funny. You are just a little ***** running around making yourself look desperate for attention. GYERO is not going to be your internet friend, you little poor lonesome GAF. Run along and maybe take some time and grow up. I bet you got ***** slapped a lot growing up in school, and now you THINK you are the bully. It is ok, if you need attention that much, keep following me around with the T-shirt joke, ha, ha, got I LOL'd, spit Mountain Dew on my monitor.. You funny guy.

Sorry ***, desperately seeking attention GAF.

Good god, is this how I usually sound or worse? Apologies to all.

Back to lurking......

Learn
 

JB875

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Mar 10, 2004
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Ate at the Tulip tonight. When we walked in we saw ol' Jen Palumbo. My wife asked me "wonder if she's tweeted about it yet" since she got filled in on the Nime hate at a tailgate. Sure enough, she had.

She came outside to smoke a cig after dinner and I must have heard "Ellen" 15 times, "Brad" at least 10. She apparently had the "best f***ing interview of all time" at the Calipari house and was telling everyone about it, there just weren't any cameras there.
 

roguemocha

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Jan 30, 2007
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First day of Jury Duty today.

Got my NRA bumper sticker, Blue Lives Matter hat, Dont Tread on Me tshirt, Donald Trump campaign flag, and I'm ready to do this thing. Sure hope I get picked!!!
Serious question, why show up? It's not certified mail so they can't really prove you saw it or received it. Just curious what "happens" if you ignore jury duty, because I sure as heck never want to do that.
 

Bonzo_Cat

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Oct 1, 2007
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Before the NCAA hands Floyd St. U their much anticipated Notice of Allegations this afternoon, I figured we should pause a moment and look back at where their indiscretions first began...


...and who better to do that than Czabe and his boys weighing in on the Sypher infidelity.

 
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* Jury duty sucks, but the extent of my torture yesterday was sitting in a barren room in the basement of the courthouse for 3 and a half hours reading a book. Compared to, ya know, possible jail time -- it really wasn't that bad.
 
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drxman1

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Really hope he gets put on a murder case. Can only imagine his influence with the other jurors...

*cough* so, he's guilty right. Great.
 

anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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-"Why not ignore a jury summons?" [laughing]

-New TdF course released yesterday. [jumpingsmile]

-Pulled out the black oxfords, put a nice shine on em, little glue around the sole... fresh and clean. Don't get to floss them very often. 13 years old at this point and still in fine condition.

-Teleportation, someone really needs to ramp up our technology to get this done.

-So our little guy either rubs all his food in his hair or just maniacally throws it all on the floor and laughes. New emotion for me, infuriating and hilarious combined.

-Props to the handicapper on Leach yesterday giving us the 1 in the 5th race. Nice little random hit.
 
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