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Bohemian beers take German beers' lunch money.

Adolf Hitler; another famous Austrian.
Wyvern - Schadenfreude is a better teutonic word than Farfignughen


I thought Wodie drove a pink SUVmobile.


ALSO, Why did "Gumby" drop out of the Lexicon around here?
 
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Bohemian beers take German beers' lunch money.

Adolf Hitler; another famous Austrian.
Wyvern - Schadenfreude is a better teutonic word than Farfignughen


I thought Wodie drove a pink SUVmobile.


ALSO, Why did "Gumby" drop out of the Lexicon around here?
Would be pretty Gumby of it to make a comeback…
 

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My man also perfected his own signature gin cocktail at the Bonzo Nation.. Purple Drank.
bbdk’s signature purple drank mix:

- Rotgut gin.
- 2 liter of Big K Citrus Drop.
- Kool-Aid grape drink mix (can substitute Wal-Mart’s Great Value in a pinch).
- Pack of menthols.

Directions:

- Pour 1/3 of two liter into landscaping.
- Add rotgut gin and grape drink mix to fill.
- Hazardous chemicals, shake with care ☠️
- Drink heavily.
- Dispose menthol cigarette butts in shrubbery.

Profit.
 
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I'm going to assume we're talking Newports here.

(Which reminds me. I think it's been around 8 months since I fired up a heater)

I’m on month 10 of no smoking. Don’t really feel that urge very often anymore but when I do it is at the strangest times. Never when I’m driving or after eating, I’m talking about like in the shower or cooking dinner.

I’m finally to the point where if I smell it or around others who are smoking it really doesn’t bother me. But I will tell you what does bother me. When Im around someone who has just finished burning one and how bad they smell. Disgusting
 

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Per local moms last night they now sell cans of Sunny D with vodka.



Every day we get closer to cans of Surge and Makers being sold in gas stations across the world!
 
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Wynn Duffy 69

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Saw that Sunny D concoction at Party Source yesterday, Max. Definitely did a double take.

That is solid work, august. Well done. It will be three years for me this fall. Don’t miss them at all. But that is mostly because I am now a slave to my Lord and Master, Zyn.
 
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roguemocha

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my KW friends have been posting those Sunny D Seltzers for a couple months now and idk man, I’m sure Kool Aid & Tang are next.
 

Wynn Duffy 69

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I’m a fan of some of these gin and sodas/tonics in a can. Convenient for the pool. Enjoyed some courtesy of Tanqueray this afternoon.
 

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Seems like there isn’t as much sweet corn this year. Not sure why. I made a point to get to the farmers market when it opened to get a dozen.

My preferred way to eat it is to add butter and Old Bay. Then profit.

I use Makers 101 for mules and Keeneland Breezes and their wood finishing series editions are fantastic but I have nothing for regular Makers.
 
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I'm going to make a Brewers voodoo totem. They need to F*** off


re: sweet corn - Whatever happened to Silver Queen? That was my favorite and it just disappeared out of the blue, years ago. How does corn just go away?|

If only there was a way to look stuff up: turns out it takes 120 days to harvest where the newer varieties (courtesy of Monsanto I'm sure) take 70, so they just ****-canned it.
 

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Still a little early for Kentucky grown corn. Our first planting at the farm is about 1-2 weeks out still.

Weather has also been tough on corn crops. Dry in May/June, lots of wind blowing it over, not as much sunshine in July. Give it a couple of more weeks though and the farmers market should be flush with it.
 

Wynn Duffy 69

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You get pegged?

You know, tho, of all the oddball sex **** that people are into these days, a dude getting hammered by a woman wearing a strap on ***** is about as pathetic of a scenario as you can dream up.

You think that guy rolls into work the next day thinking damn, I’m a stud! No. I can’t even imagine what goes on inside such a mind.

Edit - the silver queen in north Georgia was amazing. I’d guess they’re at least three weeks ahead of us.
 
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Used to do gin buckets pretty regularly Wynn. Never did it with more than 5 people, never didn’t black out within 30 mins. Buddy from Pittsburgh introduced us to it. Good times. GOOD TIMES.

After my night of aperol I was wanting a switch. I’m not going to drink aperol spritzes multiple nights in a row I’m not a psychopath. Anyway it’s summer and I’m looking for something new and rum seems to have come up a time or two. I’m pretty clueless about rum so I dig around in my liquor cabinet to see what I had - had a Ron Zacapa 23 dark rum that was nicely decorated by a Guatemalan child and some RM Jhum white rum.

I don’t have mint or ginger beer so couldn’t do a mojito or dark and stormy so looked up some rum drinks and came upon the “simple daiquiri”.I’m not talking the put in a blender with ice smoothie dredge but an actual daiquiri the way it was intended: white rum, simple syrup, lime juice.

To make the simple syrup is quite easy, just 1 cup of sugar to 1 cup of water, bring to a boil until sugar is dissolved. I like to let the water boil a little longer so the syrup is a little thicker and sweeter. Squeeze fresh lime, can’t use the concentrate in a squeezer or it tastes like ***.

3 parts rum
1 part simple syrup
1 part FRESH lime juice

This is intended to just be a 3 oz drink so put in a shaker with ice till it’s frigid and pour neat.

Was refreshing. Not a favorite and still playing around with proportions but a nice, easy to make change up.
 
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