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el gordo

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tgh still post in here?

I need to get a message to the football coaching staff....my nephew is a monster, 6'5 230 and fast as hell...has only played two varsity games and has multiple sacks and TFLs in both games

So far only Indiana State has offered, many more to come, he's just a 15 yo sophomore, UK needs to get on him and not dick around with him like they usually do the NKY kids

For example
 
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Bonzo_Cat

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Oct 1, 2007
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* Pigskin pilgrimage to Ireland > Roundball road trip to London.

* Nebraska football, like Indiana basketball, got lost on the way to the 21st century. I know it’s in the middle of the country but with all the tradition and fan support, it’s baffling they’ve been relegated to a third tier program since the 90’s.

* While cooling my jets on brown water this summer, I’ve taken the time when I dabble to narrow my selections. No more chasing these fly-by-night start-ups that change $250 for someone else’s repacked juice….

…Old Fo Rye, Buffalo Trace and Elijah Craig rye are all under $35 and wouldn’t bother me a bit if that’s all I was poured the rest of my days.

* Old man has put a bug in my ear to purchase another kit so we can jam together before he's incapable. Kind of a two drummer Doobie Brothers setup. Have longed for a DW kit and while pricey, feel the father/son experience >>>

* SAE mentioning the old Watermelon Bust parties @RibsAndWhiteBread defunct fraternity would put on got me thinking - do fraternities have their signature events anymore? Delt's 'Beach Bash'? SAE's 'Toga Party'? Pike's 'Elephant Walk'? Hate to see traditions die off.

* Speaking of nostalgia - Velcro Pygmies tonight at some new billiards pub in town. Haven't seen those ******** since Tom Arnold was ripping lines next to the stage in Tuscaloosa. Between the vibe with the crew that night and near upset at Bryant Denny, hard to top that show for 'most memorable'.

* 170 hours.
 

80 Proof

Heisman
Jan 3, 2003
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* SAE mentioning the old Watermelon Bust parties @RibsAndWhiteBread defunct fraternity would put on got me thinking - do fraternities have their signature events anymore? Delt's 'Beach Bash'? SAE's 'Toga Party'? Pike's 'Elephant Walk'? Hate to see traditions die off.
I don't remember ever having a Beach Blast. Our big event (when we weren't on double secret probation) was Mekong. An army themed field party. I have no idea if they still do that, probably not since it didn't fit woke culture.

Pretty sure Sigma Chi was famous for the elephant walk. Pikes were known for their Roids and Rufies event.
 
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UK_Dallas

Heisman
Sep 17, 2015
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Hoping Nebraska(and Frost) pull it together this year. I've gotta believe that Stoops would be on their very short list.

- Send an email to Vince and recruiting staff. Might not get an answer but worth the effort.
 

cawoodsct

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Apr 27, 2006
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Hoping Nebraska(and Frost) pull it together this year. I've gotta believe that Stoops would be on their very short list.

- Send an email to Vince and recruiting staff. Might not get an answer but worth the effort.
Frost is gone.
 

UK_Dallas

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I've been reminded of the Stoops/Pellini connection and that he might not take the phone call. I was also reminded that FSU might open up.

😬
 

wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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I've been reminded of the Stoops/Pellini connection and that he might not take the phone call. I was also reminded that FSU might open up.

😬

If FSU opens up, It will be for Primetime.

Michigan, ND, Ohio State and Penn State. Maybe Iowa if he’s really pissed off.
 
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Strokin_Bandit

Heisman
Dec 21, 2001
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It’s a shame that Epicenter doesn’t get the credit he deserves. That is a classic racehorse right there. As good as any horse in North America right now imo.

I spread a little money across the board on Cyberknife too. Mainly because I thought he had good value. Got just enough back to enjoy Epicenter’s trip. I knew on the backstretch what was about to happen.
 
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Wynn Duffy 69

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My bigoted yet ultra liberal 75 year old gay neighbor stopped over to complain about trump while we were grilling. During his usual anti-Semitic talking point he always manages to raise, he referred to a historically Jewish neighborhood in Cincinnati, Roselawn, as “Noselawn.” Even my old man, who was sitting there, had never heard this one. Noselawn.
 

It'saDoneDeal

All-Conference
Jul 24, 2007
19,280
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- If I was a college o-line coach, I'd be heading out to Tokyo recruiting me some Yokozuna sumo wrestlers. Get me 5 of those E. Honda looking mfers waxing on/waxing off for four quarters. Bring back the wishbone and Saban can't compete (I stole the sumo/o-linemen idea from a friend):




- Battle-scarred Sho-gun, explosion when my pen hits, tremendous, ultraviolet shine blind forensics. Gotta be the best verse of all-time, right? I've additionally been getting into MF Doom lately. Madvillainy FTW.

- Am I the only feeling a little disconnected from sports right now? I'm in my late 30s and I'm reaching the point where all the main stars that came up when I was "coming of age" and living and dying with sports are out the door. It's going to be even weirder when Tom Brady and LeBron are finally gone. I mean, Justin Herbert? Who is this dude? This guy probably hasn't even seen Varsity Blues and ever dropped a Playing football at West Canaan may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I. Don't. Want. Your life. at parties (and then slayed).

- Can we as a society collectively decide on what's fair and unfair when it comes to spoiler alerts? For TV shows and movies, there have to be reasonable standards -- especially given we're in the streaming age and there aren't as many excuses. For TV shows, I think 2-3 weeks is fair. Like for Better Call Saul's finale, I'll give you 2 weeks, maybe 3, but if it's a well over a month later and we're casually chatting I'm gonna talk about how it ends. For movies, I'll allow for more lenience at 4-6 weeks since it's asking more to sit and watch something that's like two hours all in one sitting compared to a TV show, but anything after that you're dancing with danger chatting it up with ole Spoilin' Sammy.

- Hey, what's your fantasy football team name? Mine's A Dingo Ate My Brady *tee hee. Kill me now. F that small talk. Besides, any veteran fantasy football player playing with the same group of buds has a team name not only NSFW but NSFL as well. Something that would make women and small children weep and for your Grandma to actually hate you.

- Underrated Seinfeld episode: When Kramer finds the Pig Man and then they follow it up the mohel/circumcision scene is so good. The guy they got to play the mohel is like on level 11.



 

roguemocha

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Jan 30, 2007
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My LWC Blue Raiders were up 50-0 at half against poor saint Andrew’s from NC. Coaches decided to halve the next two quarters and call off the dogs. We put our 3/4th string in and told them we’d try not to score and play “buddy ball”.

Well the other coach decided to start slinging the ball, went for a FG a kick and got it, finally scored a TD, then proceeded to go for 2(they didn’t convert) followed up by an onside kick. So our coach said touch these guys while still playing by the rules they agreed to.

We proceeded to run the ball down their throat to the one and just kneel it out at the one just to let them know their role. A dose of Bully Ball instead of Buddy Ball. Other coach should take notes, your team could’ve felt a lot better but instead got gashed by 3-4th string guys to the one.

The players kept wanting to punch it in for a TD but Coach said boys it’s way more embarrassing to get it run down their throat and kneel it out on the 1 than push it in, I agree. That’s demoralizing.

-Student/Player section is in the end zone and when the other trainer and I ran out to check on a player that rolled his ankle they started chanting John Cena John Cena, took everything in me not to look up and give them the “you can’t see me” motion but I kept it professional. They’d have gone nuts but my boss and head coach would not have been pleased.

At a “bar” now watching college football and rewarding my efforts with steak and eggs with a frosty Bud heavy.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
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- Enjoyed my trip to Versailles for little league football. Their small stadium setup and pool and train rides etc just crush our new Mount Washington Sports Complex.

Mentioned something to the coaches about the field/stadium seating etc and believe it was taken offensive. Regardless if this is year 2/3 of our complex, what’s it take to get us there? Be offended I guess, but give me a real answer!

- Sonny’s on the way home hit the spot. That pork is pretty standard every time, but the jalapeño cheddar sausage is just very appreciated.

- Hopped in the pool after cleaning up outside from last nights swim. Getting things done ahead of next week, working up a sweat and diving in, crisp.

- Finishing the left over “barrel C” old fo from Dr Boats group pic. Really appreciated the host handing me the rest of that sample to take home. 1-it was the best barrel IMO, 2- it’s a perfect bourbon “fall” night.

- Looking ahead to next Saturday, plenty of briskets and ribs stock piled, but I see some Gumbo for week 1.

80 Proof, keep your Facebook comment about my “soup” to yourself. We add rice after around here hoss!
 
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A proper fantasy team name must also mock someone else in the league, imo. I haven't done it in years but in my senior year of college all my roommates, my brother, and some other buddies had a league.

My girlfriend at the time was in the process of moving to Atlanta after college and we were talking about trying a long distance relationship. My dickhead brother named his team "Anna Getting Gangbanged At Freaknik".

I could only tip my hat and tell him well played. I still whipped his *** in the league and changed my team's name every week to ridicule him or another guy in the league.
 
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what color was Anna’s hair?
I'm pretty sure that there is nothing good that can result from me describing my college girlfriend so I'll refrain.

That does remind me of Rob's story about his dickhead friend making fun of him and telling him he should name his boat the "USS Dick Pipe" as a result of a medical issue. That story still makes me chuckle. Men busting their friends' balls is one of the greatest things about being a man, imo.
 
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