* Domino's should put the burnt pieces that fall off of their Stuffed Cheesy Bread on their menus. Always a nice little "leftover" treat.
* I still wonder what Andy and Red did after the end of Shawshank. Mount Rushmore of Movies and I will not argue.
Also wonder how the hell did 1985 George and Lorraine McFly in Back to the Future not stop and think, "Isn't our son looking a lot like that Calvin Klein guy that hooked us up?"
* Pro Wrestlers that should have been WWF/E Champs:
1. Scott Hall
2. Mr. Perfect
3. Rick Rude
4. Owen Hart (was probably on his way)
5. Roddy Piper
6. Jake Roberts
* Cottonelle toilet paper is the only correct answer in this household.
Also, YouTube "fart" videos are always funny. The one thing that every human does multiple times daily still remains the most hilarious sounds ever.
* Horribly-good 80's movie: Beastmaster. Marc Singer was the poor man's Kevin Bacon. Tanya Roberts was absolute smoke to a pre-pubescent MattsCats.
Again, another movie complaint while we're talking Bacon: Footloose - a city mayor, council, and the only preacher in town took it as their main political stance as to prevent everyone from dancing.
Thank you, Kenny Loggins. By the way, Loggins is Yacht Rock HOF with his early stuff.
* Joe and Pat's will always be the best Barstool Pizza One-Bite Review; just chaos everywhere.
Speaking of YouTube, "Cart Narcs" is criminally underrated. Just watching these guys shame people that don't take their carts back to the corrals is great.
* Melted butter on brownies for the WIN. You heard me.
* I know I last said I'd fast forward three months, but I'd take the 76-degree, blue-skied Sunday Funday all/air.
Time for a cold one, gang.
MattsCats out!