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The_Godfather_rivals

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Still just rain here in Fayette and even though it is showing purple on the radar for Louisville, my family says it is just raining there. Let’s make note that school would be letting out now about now. School could have been open today and then closed tomorrow if roads are bad. Now we have to deal with two days most likely. Daycare is closed today too. It’s just so easy to close these days.

Maybe I don’t remember but it seems we only had a snow day every once in a while (not even every school year) except for that year it snowed a bunch in 1993. Am I misremembering?
Or it could have changed over from rain at noon and created a massive **** storm for the buses attempting to commute the kids home like what happened in Louisville a couple of weeks ago when they had to do an early dismissal in the middle of snowfall that they were warned was coming.
 
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80 Proof

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Or it could have changed over to rain at noon and created a massive **** storm for the buses attempting to commute the kids home like what happened in Louisville a couple of weeks ago when they had to do an early dismissal in the middle of snowfall that they were warned was coming.
OMG!!!
😲
 

wcc31

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- Just poured a Baby Saz old fashioned.

- My buddy Butch’s favorite sports moment of all-time was when some dude wearing a single digit for Miami in the mid-00s took one to the house, came to the sideline, took off his helmet and said his area code to the camera “7-8-6” and then followed it up with “love you mama.” Always cracks me up.

Those single digits are different.

- My daughter has chosen our golden retriever as her nemesis. Steals his toys, talks ****, high-steps it away. He thinks it’s just a game. It’s not a F’ing game. She’s coming for all your **** Blue. I see it in her eyes. She a MFer.

- It’s remarkably how little these 25 year old babes you see on your local newscast make. I knew a few back in the day. It’s a long play.

- That’s the Who Deys best combo. By the way, appreciate the non-Bengal fans’ support or at least overlooking of all the talk. Respek.

- Watched “Step Brothers” again last night after the dub. It’s quite possible it belongs in that elite Wedding Crashers/Old School/Anchorman tier.

- My dad has not one time in his life been intimidated by inclement weather. Dude notoriously undersells how ****** the roads are. He’s like asking Pete Rose facing any pitcher - “aww he ain’t got ****.”
 

BernieSadori

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Pretty sure I have the Covid.

Temperature at 101.4, stopped up, barely smell, headache, and have zero energy. Guess it was just my time.

Never fear, I am treating it with ****** 100 Proof vodka.

My Romanian friends offered me an off brand treatment from India. He apparently took it when he had it and it "worked." Love my friends.
 

Wodie sloot

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Or it could have changed over from rain at noon and created a massive **** storm for the buses attempting to commute the kids home like what happened in Louisville a couple of weeks ago when they had to do an early dismissal in the middle of snowfall that they were warned was coming.
You mean when Wayne has to rescue a bus full of children?
 

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Sorry for the hate/bad attitude. I was traveling to Colorado and buzzed yesterday when I found out my former business partner somehow has sent me a notice of stalking or something (haven’t seen the paperwork) which is insane because I haven’t seen him in months except outside my house getting on his scooter while parking mine. I was in Kentucky all of December so not sure how that’s possible but looking forward to seeing it and responding.
 
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Report back on your experiences with the Occulus 2, Wayne. I presume this thing takes jerking off to the next level?

I would need my entire family in another country before I give that a try. You obviously can't see anyone and with any volume on you'd have no idea if somebody walked in on you. Could you ever look your kids in the eyes again if they saw you with your pants around your ankles, dick out, Oculus on, and just going to town?
 

cricket3

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When the hell did the Winter Olympics start? I was flipping through the channels and there are people playing hockey. Looks horrible, no audiences and I’m guessing no opening ceremony? Good, f*ck China. Hope this thing is a complete disaster for those ********.
They’re tomorrow. Soccer pool play always starts before summer ceremony too.
 
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Kennesaw / Eaatern Ky game moves into triple overtime

gotta love small ball too baby

Eastern pulling away now it seems 7 pt lead 2 mins left
 

drxman1

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Step Brothers is absolutely in the conversation.

Gotta mention:

Anchorman
Bridesmaids
The Pies
Superbad
 

Vismund

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I've only ever laughed to the point of uncontrollable wheezing in a theater twice.

1.) When Borat fights Azamat and ends up in a porky pig 69 with him and says "I can still taste your teste"

2.) When Step Brothers cuts to John C. Reilly in a chewbacca mask sitting on a bed just casually having a conversation in his underwear.

Those two movies are 1 and 1a in my book.

Son wants an oculus desperately. I see all of these online chat rooms for them and it's kind of terrifying. Make have to give it a try.

72 today in Raleigh, training to start WFH next week. We're expecting ice Sunday night and NC does not have the ability or funding to prepare for any winter weather at all.

Touch Vandy and Bama.
 
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Son wants an oculus desperately. I see all of these online chat rooms for them and it's kind of terrifying. Make have to give it a try.

I went to a chat room not knowing that it was a chatroom... it's this app that is provides a lobby to get into different rooms to see different experiences. But after getting in there the "highlight" (debatable) would be the chat feature. Anyway, before you go in there you have to create an avatar. I quickly made one that I thought looked like me.

First dude I see in there is this black guy. He walks up to me and tells me I look like a pervert. Then I walked over to this group of people. It was clear by their voice that 90% of them were under 13 years old. Some adult with that group was challenging the kids on their age and it started a big shouting match.

Overall I give that experience a 1 out of 10. I'm pretty close to selling this thing to your son at a steep discount.
 
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krazykats

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Oculus is great depending on your expectations. What I don’t want is my kids sitting around hours per day punching buttons, and once they are PlayStation or Xbox age it’s inevitable.

So oculus at a young age is great to me in the same way the Wii was. Gets them up and moving, and my 5YO could play all day on it if the batteries didn’t die.

We have 2 in our house and it’s always a joy to watch them play to be honest.
 

gobigbluebell

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Step Brothers is, imo, the greatest comedy of the past 20 years.

Probably. Holds up way better than Anchorman and all that stuff, plus it is just way over the top and totally out of bounds.

Trying to find movies to watch on ICEGEDDON night (bill meck was wrong btw). Settled on Knives Out…surely rotten tomatoes won’t f me this time…WRONG. What a worthless piece of junk. This Daniel Craig guy is a clown.
 

wcc31

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I've only ever laughed to the point of uncontrollable wheezing in a theater twice.

1.) When Borat fights Azamat and ends up in a porky pig 69 with him and says "I can still taste your teste"

2.) When Step Brothers cuts to John C. Reilly in a chewbacca mask sitting on a bed just casually having a conversation in his underwear.

Those two movies are 1 and 1a in my book.

Son wants an oculus desperately. I see all of these online chat rooms for them and it's kind of terrifying. Make have to give it a try.

72 today in Raleigh, training to start WFH next week. We're expecting ice Sunday night and NC does not have the ability or funding to prepare for any winter weather at all.

Touch Vandy and Bama.

My two:

1. Vince Vaughn “just the tip” soliloquy early on in “Wedding Crashers”

2. Dick pic scene in “The Night Before”

Was in tears.
 
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wcc31

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Rare occasion but looking forward to rooting for Carolina on Saturday. I’ll consider it my act of charity this quarter.
 
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Wynn Duffy 69

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What I don’t want is my kids sitting around hours per day punching buttons, and once they are PlayStation or Xbox age it’s inevitable.

Truth, on the inevitability part. Got my 9 year old an Xbox for his birthday, in early December. Now, we never see him.

On days like today (where his school blessedly just called a snow day and didn’t do NTI), it’s really easy to just let him go to the basement and fend for himself. I am not necessarily happy about those situations, but when you’re both working from home with three kids, it’s whatever. You do what you have to do. Also, I am the nerd who could never beat Mario 1, and therefore this whole video game culture is foreign to me.

But no ****, that kid woke up in flannel pj bottoms and no shirt, and he’s still sporting the same goddamned thing, as of me pulling him up here to watch skating with me five minutes ago. That’s a good day, son.
 

Wynn Duffy 69

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No one else up? Wtf, pussies. It’s the rare double snow day state of emergency. Govern me daddy shut down the entire ******** until Monday.

In the interests of candor to the group, I fell off the wagon. My wife concluded Dry January, and met me at the kitchen table around 4:00 on Tuesday, where I had been toiling away (she gets to use the home office, and I am relegated to the kitchen table, in the arena, because she is much more impressive than me and the youngest shareholder in the history of her company), and she told me to come get a beer, enjoy the sixties and sunshine on February 1, and to shut the f*ck up, while we could. Also, told me that I am much a much more agreeable person with a cold beer in my hand. So oh well. I figure that gives me the cover to abide, and see what tomorrow brings. I’ll trust her word before mine.

I would really like for Wayne to get sexually assaulted, in some deal gone bad. Like you finish up in the booth, and you can’t find your card, and the cash is all up your nose.
 
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