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HUBER

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Jan 9, 2003
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Man, smoke dope. And be happy. If you don't like it, f*ck all y';all...
Gummies for da win!

 
Aug 14, 2001
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Gummies/ pen [roll]
Just get Valiums if you want a body buzz. Cheaper and mellowness lasts longer.
Took some liquid valium in high school with a buddy, and we watched a 4 hour Duraflame log burn in the fireplace. It seemed to burn a LOT longer than 4 hours...

(on second thought, it might have been blotter)
 
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80 Proof

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Jan 3, 2003
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Hey, only 80K people are dying from drug overdoses a year, and murders are up like 40%. We should be more lax when it comes to drug and gun crime. Not my problem anyway.

- Everyone not named Wayne
How many of those deaths are from weed?

More people die from too much bread than from too much pot, you clod-headed imbecile.
 
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  • Scratch-offs are terrible for poor people
  • Marijuana is a gateway drug
  • I could mix Woodford and Elijah Craig, put it in one of Krazy's fancy bottles, slap a $180 price tag on it, and 80% of you people would stroke out if you got it "in an exclusive event for our top customers"
 

SAECATFAN

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I buy scratch-offs for the kids and me at a gas station nearly every drive down to South Carolina. What I consider innocent family fun, my ***** protestant wife detests as an introduction of the concept of GAMBOL at too early of an age.

We've never won anything significant but I *always* enjoy that look on her face when I walk out of the store smiling, scratch-offs in hand.
 
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I buy scratch-offs for the kids and me at a gas station nearly every drive down to South Carolina. What I consider innocent family fun, my ***** protestant wife detests as an introduction of the concept of GAMBOL at too early of an age.

We've never won anything significant but I *always* enjoy that look on her face when I walk out of the store smiling, scratch-offs in hand.
I was once gifted a stack of scratch offs by one of the previously mentioned uncles. IIRC maybe a birthday somewhere around 8-10 years old. Upon looking- they had all already been scratched.

"None of them won. Sorry" was all he said.
 

btodd0224 n/a?

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Yeah, the vet move is to get addicted to benzos and opioids.
Didn’t say opioids and how TF can you get addicted to Valium. Having been prescribed 5 AND 10mg for over 15 years at the prescribed option of “Take as needed” for 90 pills of each per month. I take them to help ease the side effects of my treatments since I can’t even take aspirin and the prescriptions last me 5-6 months. I thought you had to be jonesing them daily/every few hours to be addicted. Thanks for clearing it up that I’m actually addicted to something so I can get myself into rehab. Probably be mainlining heroin soon if you hadn’t brought it to my attention.
 

UKwizard

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Dec 11, 2002
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Yeah but it was great you could get some cash from your parents as a 10 year old and the elderly chap in the booth would gladly take your cash no questions asked. Always hoped to hit the 50 so I could buy some Transformers.
 

btodd0224 n/a?

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The pull tabs at the local bar pays $225 as top prize and I’ve won them so many times everyone just expects it when I play. Have won so many 💯’s it’s ridiculous. Guess it also helps that I’m lucky AF.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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1. Ducky Downs
2. Big Card Poker
3. Blackjack Tent (telling your friends “meet me by the BJ tent” was good for LAFFS as a kid)
4. Wheel of Pop/Candy/Whatever
5. Adult Ring Toss
6. Pull Tabs
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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Hopefully Barnhart thinks we all hate it.


I've always heard Nathe's name and I know his role in UK Athletics (especially football PA and radio broadcasts), but I've never seen his face. I wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup. In my mind, he had a voice that made him look like the actor that played J Peterman on Seinfeld and went on to host like 4 episodes of Family Feud. So imagine my surprise when I looked at that video and . . . HOLY ****!
 
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