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cole854

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MattJonesKSR said:
Speaking of terrible political (and life) takes, UKO may be one of the top 10 worst people I have encountered in Kentucky that hasn't committed a serious crime. He continues to post on a message board thread where clearly everyone loathes him and in a decade of looking at his comments, I am not sure I have ever seen anyone like them. He has created like 15 Twitter accounts and has tried to troll me on all of them but is too dumb to realize that if he uses the same dumb picture of himself as an avatar on each one, I will realize that he and his 6 followers are still pathetic, regardless of his latest attempt at a funny screen name. The good thing about someone so terrible? He can say something really ****** (like his family comment) and it matters not to me. If one is judged in life by your enemies (or haters) then there is no one I would rather have on the other side.


But I did love Bethpage Black today. What a course! Shot 84 and probably hit my driver better than I ever have consistently in my life. Course is brutally hard and I played from the whites (which was still 6900 yards). But what an experience. Highly recommend it.

Goodnight, Time to do my KSR homework
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I got a whole paragraph....cool. And contrary to your beliefs...I do have a select few on here that actually do like me. Or at least I get a Christmas card from them....do you? You take this message board trite way too seriously, as do many...kinda like when you hang up on your callers, or pretend to understand what that state of KY is really about. You don't really know anyone thru a series of posts on a message board...just FYI. Everyone I have met on here is nothing like what a computer screen dictates. If you would care to review over a beer, then your dime at your place is fine with me.

Oh...and an 84 on the black didn't happen....unless you just happen to be a ringer w/ a 2 'cap.
 
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Does anyone here own a lawn jockey?
 
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WayneDougan_rivals170043

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In fairness to UKO, I got a suspension from Twitter for jokingly wishing that "Yadier Molina would get a staph infection from his next neck tattoo" after he gave the Braves the throat slit sign and beat them in the NLCS. The suspension was immediate - like right after I hit send. So there's clearly bias towards conservatives and Braves fans in the algorithms.
 
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MudererofCrows

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With those two rings Yadi can get all the neck tats he wants Wayne. Maybe one day Braves fans can go back to celebrating winning their division like it’s the actual WS.
 
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Lmao -- Matt Jones just spent 15 minutes swearing up and down about his 84 at Bethpage Black -- "I don't care if you believe me", "I played great", made videos with his partners to prove it...

...then, he reveals he took a Mulligan on 13, before going on another 5 minute rant about his 84 and how legit it was and "if you don't believe me, that's fine". A breakfast ball I can accept, but A mulligan in the middle of the round lol.

So, you didn't shoot an 84 then. Not to mention all the 5 footers that were "good", I'm sure. Still a good number on that track, but enough with the endless rants about your 84, when you in fact, did not shoot an 84.

/golfnerdrant

(very jealous of your experience, btw [thumb2])
 
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UKO's new Twitter thing is searching out every Keeneland excitement post pumping the "Summer Meet", and responding with "It's not a Summer Meet".


Never seen someone who seeks out any and every good or exciting thing about the place he's lived his entire life, just to **** all over it. What a miserable little man.
 
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MudererofCrows

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UKO's new Twitter thing is searching out every Keeneland excitement post pumping the "Summer Meet", and responding with "It's not a Summer Meet".


Never seen somewhere who seeks out any and every good or exciting thing about the place he's lived his entire life, just to **** all over it. What a miserable little man.
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I guess we know who isn’t on the Christmas Card list.
 
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B.B.d.K. said:
Lmao -- Matt Jones just spent 15 minutes swearing up and down about his 84 at Bethpage Black -- "I don't care if you believe me", "I played great", made videos with his partners to prove it...

...then, he reveals he took a Mulligan on 13, before going on another 5 minute rant about his 84 and how legit it was and "if you don't believe me, that's fine". A breakfast ball I can accept, but A mulligan in the middle of the round lol.

So, you didn't shoot an 84 then. Not to mention all the 5 footers that were "good", I'm sure. Still a good number on that track, but enough with the endless rants about your 84, when you in fact, did not shoot an 84.

/golfnerdrant

(very jealous of your experience, btw [thumb2])
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Noticed he also stopped short of 300 yd drives, obviously didn’t wanna incite a Gyero riot while pushing the 84.
 
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cole854

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B.B.d.K. said:
UKO's new Twitter thing is searching out every Keeneland excitement post pumping the "Summer Meet", and responding with "It's not a Summer Meet".


Never seen someone who seeks out any and every good or exciting thing about the place he's lived his entire life, just to **** all over it. What a miserable little man.
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No, I am just pissed as hell over their BS when they came within a hair of allowing fans. And it isn't a meet...it's 5 days that may as well be taking place at BFE given no one is there. So don't give me the "Keeneland" warm and fuzzy BS.
 
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I'll give BBDK credit, he has always been a golf score purist. What little "tournament" golf I have played I know when amateur hacks have to putt out everything you will add probably 6-10 strokes to your score.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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I shot an 82 on Bethpage Black and none of you can prove otherwise, which gives me *INTERNET CREDIBILITY*
 
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joeyrupption

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Of all the fun catch golf phrases my dad taught me, having a great response to a cheater bragging about their low score is the tops:

“Yeah, but I count all mine.”

*A close second is talk-screaming, “Shave your back!” when a gorilla hits a long drive.
 
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cole854

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drxman1 said:
Noticed he also stopped short of 300 yd drives, obviously didn’t wanna incite a Gyero riot while pushing the 84.
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There are only a handful of golfers on this board who can sniff an 84 on that track from 6700 yds+.... BBdK, Fields, Cawood, Adam, Killer...right off the top of my head.

Good article about playing BP and what avg hacks would score...

https://golf.com/news/tournaments/pga-championship-2019-what-hacker-shoot-bethpage-black/

Reducing it a few hundred yards and shooting an 84. Not gonna happen. I walked that place for 2 days as did BBdK, and although it would be fun and miserable, it is just a brutal set up.
 
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Mike Leach was cruising by yesterday on his bike while I was working. We’ve hungout multiple times since he’s down here all the time and will talk anyone’s ear off if they’ll listen, especially about football.

i hollered out, “Coach!” He replied back, “Hey Mark, what’s going on? Been here two weeks and haven’t seen you.”

Long story short, I asked him if the SEC has talked about playing inter league only and he said yes we’ve had all the coaches on conference calls and it’s definitely a possibility. He said, “If they’d actually let me talk to my players we could figure this **** out. As soon as they allow me I’m heading back to Mississippi. I’m tired of this f****ing ********.” I said I feel you grabbed him a bottle of water and off he went.

That’s a true story.
 
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Yeah, well, I served Greg Maddux a large Traditional, large Diet Coke, and a bag of sour cream and onion chips at the Florence Mall Quizno’s in the summer of 1998, so I’m not sweating it either.
 
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