I’ll try that right after you die in a fiery hot tub.
Woke up this morning. Opened my eyes and looked around the room. Pulled off the covers and walked into the bathroom. My feet were warm since it’s Summer time, so all was well. I then brushed my teeth for 2 minutes, spit and rinsed my mouth out with water from my faucet.
Right after I finished I realized I needed to piss, so I walked over to the toilet, did my business and then flushed the toilet.
After washing my hands I went into the kitchen and poured a cup of coffee. Three splendas later I’m sitting in my recliner with a hot cup of coffee and a dip. After perusing Cat Paw I decided it was time to go take a shower.
After showering I put on some clothes, belt and shoes. Then I took several steps and found myself in my garage, where I opened the door and found my car. Since it was time to leave I opened the car door, got inside, and then started it up. I looked at different Spotify lists, made a decision and then started listening to music. Once everything was ready to go I backed out of my driveway and began my day by driving on a two lane road. 10 minutes later I reached my office.
Ran 12 miles this morning.
How can you possibly think that’s worth posting?
[sick]
"Can you just give me a back rub and not try to turn it in to something else this time?"
"No. No, I can't."
* Louisville Man:
https://www.whas11.com/article/news...unit/417-4b80905f-7e48-4f6f-ac22-7c5c925dd210
Army officials told Melzer he was headed to another deployment overseas with his unit. That’s when investigators said he sought to facilitate a deadly attack on his fellow service members.
They said Melzer used an encrypted application to seen messages to members and those associated with O9A and a similar group called “RapeWaffen Division”. These messages also included his commitment to the hate group and information in relation to his unit’s deployments for purposes of attacking Melzer’s unit.
Investigators said Melzer and his co-conspirators planned what they called a “jihadi attack” during deployment with their end goal of causing a mass casualty event, victimizing his fellow service members.
Yikes.
Thought the article was talking about that one assclown attorney for a minute.
Speaking of that assclown. When he got arrested at the UL Bowl Game with his kid, I happened to forward the article and mug shot to a friend who is a big UK fan, who is Facebook friends with him. Apparently he got that particular website to drop the story and picture. When my buddy sent him the picture, he was furious, he was under the impression nobody knew, much less had a picture.
Could the NASCAR noose story be a misunderstanding? The longer it goes the more likely it seems.
Wow. They changed the lighting and the flooring in the garage, too. That is one serious conspiracy, Chief!
*Not really. Please reply.
Think it is most likely that someone opened the garage door that morning, that hadn't in the past, and saw that hanging there. Story goes viral and they cut it off in order to save some face.I don't see how see how it matters. If the dude cut off the noose thing from the garage door it's still a bad thing, right?
When you have to admit chief and the last refuge got one right.
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It’s a pull handle dipshit. Ever been in a garage? Ever been on a boat?
America is about to be shocked that every rope “noose” application isn’t necessarily a racist hate crime.
From what I’ve seen on social media, a lot of good has come from this false allegation. So keep that in mind.