*What’s up cocksuckers? Not much new to report, just needed a little break from Catpaw. I don’t think I’d taken one in 20 years. If we lose on Tuesday I won’t post until the season is over (you’re welcome).
*puppies to Terie
*congrats to Clark
*Bought a Tonal a month or so ago. I don’t believe I’ll ever go back inside a regular gym. That thing is perfect for what I need. Before purchase I had managed to gain back about 25 of the 45 pounds I had lost, so, expensive but worth it to head off being a fat f*ck again. Hopefully forever this time.
*Been playing quite a bit of PGA 2K21 on PlayStation lately. I have a few buddies that got it and we either play online or in the society I created. Great way to stay connected to golf during the winter. Also, it’s the best pure golf game ever made.
*Been hitting up the simulator a couple times a week as well. I have zero place to put one of those in my house, but GD I wish I did.
*F*ck winter. Enough. Give us a GD break and throw in a day in the 50s or 60s during a weekend.
*Punxsutawney Phil died the day before he was supposed to look for his shadow. Nuclear winter? Marcus.
*I seriously despise politics and every GD post on the matter. Life is infinitely better when you eliminate all cable news channels. I guess some people get off on it, but I can’t imagine a bigger waste of time for 99.9% of the people who get so enraged by everything.
*Heads up, neither party gives a single solitary f*ck about you, your family, or anyone that doesn’t directly involve them getting re-elected or their pockets lined.
*I don’t give a **** about Joe Rogan. Listen or don’t.
*Sharpe will never play here. They’ll say all the right things, but when it’s nut cuttin time, he and his people are not turning down a top 5 draft slot. Objectively, it would be dumb as hell to do so. With that said, I don’t appreciate the program being used as a holding tank, so clean that **** up please.
*Did CatsfanBG die? The reals hope so.