GYERO ARCHIVE

Status
Not open for further replies.

august-west

Heisman
May 21, 2002
61,623
18,270
78
We take the pollsters slight, take care of business Saturday, Sunday morning they’ll drop that first “1” and we’ll all be in Big Blue Heaven.

SMD and let’s pray.

That gets me every single time

Stoops “we don’t take **** from nobody!”
MM: “suck my d**k, *******”
Stoops “lets pray. Our Father....”

The fact that Stoops has built this program into having an identity, like we do now, is nothing short of miraculous. He’s right, we don’t take **** from nobody anymore. We may not win every game but if you punch us in the mouth by gawd we are gonna punch you right effin back and it all leads back to that BMF’ing ginger we have roaming the sidelines.
 
Last edited:

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

All-American
Mar 13, 2021
5,027
8,847
0
We need sec to get 2 teams into playoff. When that happens, everyone moves up a level in the bowl order. If Bama doesn’t make it this year, everyone goes back down bc they will take priority. I do agree though, if cats go 11-1, they will make a New Years 6 game.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
14,723
0
22 pts is a ton for a team that has only really laid it on some very bad defensive teams. I don’t care that hardly anyone is scoring on them at all this season. I really don’t care that they are at home either.

LSU did have some open shots down field and could have made it closer, and earlier in the season we were prone to self made mistakes at terrible times. But man, Levi’s seems like he wants these moments, and I know WanDale/Crod arent afraid of them and that Oline and defense will come to play.

Im also aware we have been covering a lot as I bet against us every game since Chattanooga, but so has UGA so there isn’t a clear one team is due to not cover here. Also, UF is the following week for them so this SHOULD be a trap game, but 22 MF’ing pts?

I guess they just going to have to prove that one because I can’t see it.
 

Bonzo_Cat

All-American
Oct 1, 2007
8,550
7,535
88
-I could use another day before getting back to the real world. Can't pull those 2 day 24 hour romp fests like I used to.
Rack.

- 42-21 and it wasn’t *that* close. They were gifted their second score with a missed hold to covert third and long on their 20. As blatant as you can get and the zebras put their hand on the scale. Either way, as stress-free a 4th Q as you can get against an opponent of that stature.

- 14/17 with 3 scores and no TO’s is efficiency personified. And while he’s proven to be extremely effective and a huge weapon running the ball would like to avoid double digit runs against the Dogs, lest we give the Clown his wish of getting reps from Allen.

- Kentucky Double and boy that one is delicious! Cards have their hearts ripped out late after dominating the Cavaliers (they’re El Guapo) only to watch is dominate a perennial power. Gonna be a lot of sniping and second guessing in the River City and I’m sure The Sheriff has a Charlie Kelly explanation on how they got screwed.

- Congrats to the James Franklin haters club.

- By far the best tailgate menu I can recall. Duck gumbo, chicken etouffee, 80's jam, whole spread was 🧨 Thanks as always to the gracious hosts!

- Peter Cetera writes some damn good ballads.

- Need to spend a week in a sauna 🥴
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
113
-Gameday, 3:30, CBS. 😮

-What a damn game. I don't think they just gave up before the game, I think we just throttled a lesser team. That 4th down was so unlike Stoops it was awesome, and what a play call. I loved the pedal down attitude. Is there some bad blood there? Maybe from transfers? We were chucking the ball with under a minute to halftime. 99 out of 100 times Stoops tries to take a knee there.

Anyway, huge HUGE step forward for Levis and Coen. Pretty much a perfect game for both. Smoke's reemergence as #2 is huge. Appears we have CRod on a bit of a pitch count which is good. Secondary is really improving.

-Orgeron will kill it on Bama's staff next year. I guess he could reunite with Lane.

-I just don't see it this weekend. They're so damn good. They're(so are we) pretty banged up though but that DLine is basically NFL quality.

-10-2 or 11-1 gets us a NY6. Gotta get there first. Thankfully we have that bye after UGA so we can get healthy and not allow them to beat us twice because those UT/MSU games are sneaky dangerous. The exact teams that have effed up our other great season in 07 & 18. Need to go 2-1, gotta go 1-2, can't go 0-3. After that it's gravy.

-What a weekend. Run into the elusive MMHarmon at Ruby's, agreeable meal, tailgate was perfect, great food, the Jamb again stole the show, weather beautiful, early games were entertaining, smoke LSU, return for post game, blast Callin Baton Rouge on repeat, watch the fight, late night singing old school ballads. Wake up, shake off the hangie, consume all things UK, little za and a few beverages last night. Love it.

-Caught the 5 on 5 portion of "Pro Day" which is the only thing worth watching. Wheeler is going to be fun to watch, what a little pest. Love Grady's game, got that effortless release that is so pleasing to watch. Can't wait to see how he plays with this group. I can't imagine, even Cal, can keep Allen on the bench this year. He looks so confident. We've got plenty of bombers, let's do this thing, FW.

-Cal getting the old man skinny arms. Needs to really tighten it up a bit. World class facilities and trainers at your disposal.

-Bruce Pearl is rip his shirt off guy. I mean it's somewhat acceptable at 18-22 years old. Young and dumb. You're 60*, buddy, keep it on, no matter how orange your skin is that's creepy AF at your age.

Had a pack of 5 year olds running around our tailgate ripping their shirts off and flexing about 5p Saturday, now that was hilarious.
 
Last edited:

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

All-American
Mar 13, 2021
5,027
8,847
0
Interesting nugget in Feldman/Mandel job. Spent a lot of time towards end talking Stoops and maybe LSU/Miami job. But then Feldman said “he wanted that FSU job by all accounts”.
 
Jan 28, 2007
20,397
30,168
0
-Bruce Pearl is rip his shirt off guy. I mean it's somewhat acceptable at 18-22 years old. Young and dumb. You're 50, buddy, keep it on, no matter how orange your skin is that's creepy AF at your age.

BP is 61... I think there is a u-shaped curve to acceptable rip your shirt off. 30-50 is the absolute low point, but a 60 year old doing it is starting to be funny again... late 70's rip your shirt off guy is awesome.
 

creeksman

All-Conference
Jan 17, 2020
1,169
3,721
113
Spent all last week hiking in the knobs of Kentucky and getting paid for it. What a job. What a state.

Yesterday was my worst hangover in years. Cousin who I haven't seen since pre-covid happened to be in town Saturday and stopped by to watch the game. Game-time decision was made for them to crash at our place and drive back to Louisville the next day. This meant brown water could flow. And it did. Eagle Rares all game. Weller Full Proof to celebrate the win. Couple beers to take the edge off afterward. We partied like we used to at the SEC tournament in the mid-2000s, but forgot we were 15 years older now. Shew.

It's a totally unfamiliar feeling, being this good at football. This is the first time I've felt like we were really in new territory. Cats are for real. Turns out, we didn't upset Florida. The program is firmly in the SEC's second tier, with schools like Florida, LSU, Auburn, TAMU, and it's no fluke. Not some perfect storm lucky ****. Stoops has spent years building this.

That said, Georgia is in Tier 1. I hope Brad White realizes bend-but-don't-break will bend and break against UGA. Hell, it broke against Mizzou and UTC. Defense needs to play aggressive AF for 4 quarters. Gonna take our A+ and a few bounces/calls will have to go our way.
 

MaxPowerrr

Heisman
Feb 9, 2006
38,504
41,065
0
UK has the best OL UGA has seen this year, and I just peaked at Stetson Bennet’s numbers and I’m all in.

Gonna ramp down my excitement by running through the “Urban Meyer to Louisville” scenario growing in my head.
 

rudd1

Heisman
Oct 3, 2007
14,419
21,101
0
-we *handled* lsu, gang.

-got to put a couple faces to names...nice to meet rogue and cricket in real life. Rogue is yoked...my calves/legs are better, though. Glad to see my cuz Willie for the first time in a minute. No WCC, sad.

-quality of food Saturday can't be overstated. I ate like a pig. It was off the hook. Perfect set up for pre game. Jamie and Anth are the best, gang.

-tennis Saturday am and Sunday evening. Won both times. Played like **** last night til my Buddy on the other team got a little too "expressive". Walk softly/big stick, sleeping dogs lie, don't poke the bear atkot, gang.

-just ordered a couple American made v-necks in heather gray and sea blue from weargustin.com ...comfort is becoming a priority.

-24 pts is ********...but it'll piss off the staff, lemons/lemonade.

-**** Georgia. Need an @SAECATFAN soliloquy that references General William Tecumseh Sherman.
 
Last edited:

KingLlama

Heisman
Nov 27, 2002
18,329
10,934
0
- "peaked"

- Thought SAE's show was the perfect cap to the victory, but then came along Bonzo's IG story of GYERO sitting around Anth/Jaime's kitchen belting Cetera.

- The Bengals....I mean. That kicker celebrating his missed kick for a good ten seconds reminded me of one of my all-time favorite CFB broadcast clips:



- Great scenes at Fenway and whatever Comiskey is called last night. The World Series being played in front of 33 percent capacity at a neutral site feels like ten years ago.

- Have no fear, fellow fats. Hoodie weather and chili season arrives on Saturday.
 

BBdK

Heisman
Sep 21, 2003
159,783
74,127
0
The tailgate always has a ridiculous amount of good-to-great food...but I've never seen it have such an affect on the patrons. All of it was just too damn good to pass on.

Everyone was sitting around like post-Thanksgiving during the mid afternoon for a couple hours after the feast.

-Took about 6 minutes to ragdoll Rogue in HORSE, who challenged me out of nowhere -- Tommy would probably be a better matchup for you, pal. That guy LOVES to lose money.
 
Last edited:

It'saDoneDeal

All-Conference
Jul 24, 2007
19,279
4,482
113
I would like to find that f’n loser WKU player that told us we supposed to be SEC and ask if the fries are fresh at McDonald’s and to suck our big blue cawk.

Because I'm feeling petty, I looked that dude up: Andrew Jackson, LB from WKU. He picked up a couple of DUIs and had a cup of coffee in the NFL before bouncing around the indoor football circuit.

According to Wiki, he's currently a Duke City Gladiator playing to the tens of fans at the Rio Rancho Events Center, which will be hosting the Galloping Goat Pumpkin Patch all this month for anyone interested.

Their mascot is apparently a brutal master:



I hope Stoops takes a big nasty **** in a shoe box and mails it to him once a month.
 
Jan 28, 2007
20,397
30,168
0
I feel like that WKU guy told us something we needed to hear. Like in college the previous loser boyfriend who told your girl she's a little chunky. So she dumps him and then tightens it up and moves on to you. Sure, she's bitter and wants to get back at him. But she also stays motivated. So is that guy an *** or a hero?
 

PuffyNips

Heisman
Nov 13, 2001
38,024
19,724
82
* What a Saturday. Great to see everyone and to drink and eat ourselves silly and celebrate a big Cats win.

* The drive back wasn't too bad. Popped a 5-hour Energy, grabbed some ****** breakfast from Dry Ridge Wendy's, dialed Anthony, Larry and the new guy on the radio and was feeling pretty good.

Once I got home, my body suddenly remembered I was 49. I only had to work one set in the concession stand of my 4-yr old's volleyball game, but it was enough. People were afraid to order anything. I was shaking and completely sweated thru my shirt despite it not being hot at all. Apparently I was a bit on the green side.

After another big Bobcats' win, I was ready to go home and just lay on the couch all day and watch the NFL. Nope.

"Didn't I tell you? My Mom & Dad and my sister and her family are coming over for dinner."

Since it was now 4:00 and I do all of the cooking, this was big news to me.

It ended well. Ordered pizza, drank a couple of bourbons with my MIL and felt 100% better.

Today, I am just a bit tired and have no voice, but I'll take it.

* It has already been said, but please allow me to reiterate... the food at the tailgate was off the trellis. For a fat guy like me, it was heaven.

After eating, I took the long walk to the Orange Lot to say hello to some friends and that was a good idea. I was treated to a glass of Elmer T. Lee and then made the long walk back just in time to bounce over to the game with Joey The Bonz.

* As is the case 99% of the time, a poster I had never met turned out to be top notch in real life. Rogue is a good dude. Great to meet you, young man.

It was really nice to see everyone. It had been too long.

Anth & Jaime are true heroes to host that every week. I love you guys.

* The postgame Fury/Wilder fight was a nice added bonus.

* 80, Anth and CSC's youngsters were kicking *** and taking names. In about 13 years or so, they will be Bonzo's & Bernie's wing men.

* Touch it. Let's beat the dawgs!

Why not?
 

Bonzo_Cat

All-American
Oct 1, 2007
8,550
7,535
88
- Not sure what outfit UK uses for concessions but they need to tighten up that up speed-of-service. Walk down to snag Willy and I a few waters and food at halftime, stand in line until 7:00 to go in the 3rd Q. Wanted to bail a few times but it got down to a battle of wits :mad:

It's 2021 FFS, sprinkle half a dozen kiosks around the mezzanine dispensing basic sundries so folks can get back to their seat.

- Bernie is on another plane these past few weeks and it's great to see. As I was checking out of Casa de Schem Saturday morning the old boy was contemplating a spur-of-the moment drive to the Queen City for the Bengals debacle. And while it sounded as inviting as a kick in the junk, I strongly encouraged him to make the trip north so he could provide some good content with the thread 🤞

- That IG story was removed for a reason Llama and it mostly has to do with why drummers not named Don Henley don't sing.

- BMW postgame shows need to be archived for that Sunday hangover drive home. Put it behind a modest pay wall and you'll keep the raw, real aspect that makes the show a hit in tact as well as make it worth your while.
 

gobigbluebell

Heisman
Sep 1, 2020
5,035
17,011
0
This nerd on SEC network that constantly pronounces Josh Paschal’s name wrong….pasKWEL. He did it all Saturday. SEC Network is probably the worst television network ever created BUT DAMNIT I CANT GET ENOUGH.

Lmaoo that nerd’s name is Peter Burns. What a dork.

LSU REPLAY RIGHT NOW ON SEC! HAPPY LIL MONDAY!
 

BBdK

Heisman
Sep 21, 2003
159,783
74,127
0
I swear there was a 10 year old working my concession line. I went down w/ 3 minutes to go in 1H to try and beat some of the line, and barely made it back for the 2nd half kick after also using the restroom -- that's just ridiculous.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.