Amsterdam:
-We stayed at the Intercontinetnal Amstel, a classic hotel right on the Amstel. I had sent a long email to the Concierge with exaggerated ******** hoping for a sweet upgrade given our IHG status. Figured I'd get a Canal View, but we were upgraded into the Executive Corner Suite: 3 rooms, hardwood floors, and about 10 euro/french/whatevertheyarecalled double windows that opened up to the streets, and 2 different canals. By far the coolest hotel room I've ever stayed in, or probably ever will. Our plan was to kind of 'rest up' here between marathon London/Paris tourism, and that's exactly what we did.
My wife's favorite part of any trip is the hotel, so she enjoyed the hell out of the room, and that gave me plenty of time to run around and play. I walked around, had a special brownie, and just got familiar with the city as she slept most of the day. Amsterdam was way different than I thought....very quiet, and just beautiful. Our 2 hour canal tour may have been the highlight of the entire trip.
First night I went to a local market and got a **** ton of cured meats & cheeses (CHARCUTERIE!!!), wines, and we had dinner in the room.
...2nd night we went out and saw the Red Light District at night. Quite the experience, but not as bad/shady as it's made out to be...at least not today. Felt safe the entire time, and the wife even enjoyed. We had some 'coffee' together, which if you know her at all, was pretty shocking/amazing. I'd made it perfectly clear beforehand that we would be doing that, and while she wasn't happy about it, she was a great sport -- and it was quite the bonding experience.
She ended up LOVING Amsterdam, and wants to go back -- which again, was a surprise. Really neat little city.
Also had my 2nd favorite meal of the entire trip here ---> some little shady Doner Schwarma place on the fringe of the red light. Good lord...Halal Guys are now in 2nd place.
Oh, and the bikes. [laughing] I'd been warned, but there is no way to even describe the amount of bikes, so I won't even attempt to.
-2.5 days after arriving, we arrived back at Centraal Station to hop a Thalys High Speed Train to Paris. Comfort class wasn't expensive at all...super comfy, bar, meal served, and smooth. Those trains FLY, pretty amazing. Can't imagine how cool it would be if the US had those. You just show up on the platform 2 minutes prior, hop on, and you're on your way to the next country...seamless.
Paris:
-Arrived just after noon, which gave us 3.5 days and 4 nights. We were beat at this point...but we checked into Villa D'Estrees, and little botique on the border of the Latin Quarter/St. Germaine on Rue St. Andre Des Artes. Had heard/read horror stories about Paris rooms being even worse than NYC w/ regards to size, so I researched that long and hard. Our room was the size of a standard Lexington Hyatt -- couch, awesome bathroom, and windows that opened to the lively alley down below. Perfect.
-Weather finally caught up to us...rained 3 of the 4 days, but only for a few hours each day -- but a few times it rained sideways, which sucked.
Paris, of course, is amazing. The 'sidewalk culture' is really something special. Nobody is on their phones, rather just talking, drinking, smoking, and enjoying each other. So different than what you see out and about around here.
Right of the bat, we headed up to Montmarte & Sacre Couer...wow, what a view. Ran though Pigalle and all the artsy areas around there, super cool.
-The Louvre: Just amazing. I have no clue what happened, or why/how it did, but on our 2nd morning we showed up around noon during perfect weather...and walked right in the Pyramid Entrance. Not a single person in the ticket line, and we walked straight to the Mona Lisa, and there were probably 20 people in front of it.

Had read about the nightmare, and talked to a few people that couldn't even get in the ROOM -- so, we lucked out. It wasn't the highlight of the museum by any stretch, but still felt cool being in front of it after seeing it my entire life. The huge painting behind it was our favorite -- also enjoyed the Greek Sculpture section.
-Notre Dame, Bastille, Pare Lachaise, Luxemborg Gardens, Picasso, Le Marais, Rue de Cler, Champs-Elysees/Arc de Triomphe...and tons of other **** everyone does -- all amazing.
Food: Jambon y Fromage, Croque Madame/Monsieur, Bourguignon, Pepper Steak, Onion Soup 3-4x, Crepes out the ***, and every kind of croissant/pastry known to man. Just a ridiculous & non-stop glutton-fest, which fit perfectly with our tired & worn-down state.
-Little bar below our Hotel was an English Pub, and it was my home base for the week. Met some really cool people, and was nice to have an English-speaking haven to get tips/info, and just unwind each evening while the wife napped before we headed out.
I'm tiring of this review, which is pretty much how we were in Paris. Us hitting 'The Wall' + the weather, led to us maybe short-changing it a bit. We never really found our rhythm there, and can't wait to go back and do Paris FIRST.
...we did, however, have arguably the best meal of our lives there, and it was an Italian spot in St. Germaine. L'Etage, a little 8-table Italian spot above an Italian Grocery. Started by the grandma 30 years ago, the 2 brothers now running opened a small one room venue above to serve a 1-seating dinner each night, using whatever is best from their market below. Words can't describe how cool & perfect it was, really. One brother ran the service, while the other cooked.
So many areas were so damn cool, but our favorite was our home area around the Latin Quarter & St. Germaine. A few of the streets in the heart of the LQ were a bit touristy and undesirable, but overall, the general area was what I imagined Paris to be. We'll be back.
While we had the most "fun' In London, if I had to go back somewhere next week, it would be Paris. Wife was DUN, but the last day or two, I really started to "get it" there, and totally fell in love. Looking at bartender jobs the past few days. :flushed:
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Leaving out tons, obviously...could write for days/weeks, but for us it was a trip of a lifetime (so far)
Really jealous of those of you who've been countless times, and I realize we didn't even scratch the surface of the places we went, not to mention the rest of Europe (and the world). Good news is we have a lot of time, hopefully, and are looking forward to the next one...although it will probably be awhile.
-My wife only posted 5-6 pics per day, but took at least a 1000. Hopefully in the next few weeks she'll publish her album, which will be really cool.
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