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MaxPowerrr

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Calling it now- doc is actually a front for a Mexican cartel and probably killed those people in Ohio and sowed discord in the UK wbb locker room.File it away.
 

wcc31

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If you are extremely allergic to cats (like I am) and you are dating a girl and eventually get married, once that cat dies off its done. Her getting another cat would be some extreme bull that would not be tolerated. At least that has to be established.

It has been established. Of course, hens act like 4-year-olds when it comes to animals so we'll see.
 

drxman1

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You don't feel like typing 6 sentences to diagnose something legitimate but nothing apparently stops you from posting while you're on various vacays, restaurant steak binges, boat tours to Crab Island, Vegas blackjack tables, hot tubs, etc...

Got it.

I wasn't diagnosing anything. He asked about info on allergy shots, so I gave him some. I should have just said "HOPE YOU LIKE GETTING STUCK WITH BUNCH OF NEEDLES."

Let's get something straight. I'm not doing this for a school project. I'm not getting paid for my advice. In no way do I assume responsibility for anyone's healthcare that I perhaps comment or pass some information towards. Please consult with your primary health care provider for all of your medical concerns. THERE I TYPED ALL THAT OUT MYSELF.
 

JamesIII

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I'm sure Dr. Boat was in the middle of eating a steak and treating a patient, sorry if his fastidious reply was copied from the internet...he obviously agreed with the advice before putting the top down on his Porsche and going to Long John Silver's.
 

SAECATFAN

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Nov 7, 2001
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Unrelated to most everything, people that use purported candid photos of themselves for Facebook profile pictures can get pumped. Like they're ******** Paul Newman or something, just allowing the world to enjoy their essence for a bit.

Just about any photo you've taken with friends or family in the last few years will do, *******.
 

UK_Dallas

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Only 2 at bats in a softball game either means a blowout in the other teams favor or two teams that don't hit well faced off. I suppose it could also mean you have 15 people playing or it got rained out.
 
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Century Cat

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Jan 3, 2003
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You don't feel like typing 6 sentences to diagnose something legitimate but nothing apparently stops you from posting while you're on various vacays, restaurant steak binges, boat tours to Crab Island, Vegas blackjack tables, hot tubs, etc...

Got it.

Well, just ask yourself "Why we did this", and then it will all make sense.
 
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Roosters is Golden State and Hooters is the Miami Heat

Would salivate if they would remove that farce Buckheads and **** show step brother Rocky's Sub hub and nestle in a Roosters there.
 
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joeyrupption

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...any recs/tips/etc outside of the obvious touristy sites/things that we will be doing certainly welcomed.

[cheers]
When you hit up the live sex show (the kind with rotating bed surrounded by booths) wear a baseball cap.

When your time is up and the light comes back on to obscure your view, press your hat bill against the glass and cup your hands around it.

That way, you'll be able to see through the small shadow you've made FOR FREE. Eventually the chick will smack your face through the glass, mid-coitus, when the spinning bed gets her aligned with your booth. Everyone will crack up.
 
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anthonys735

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*Thalys Train w/ a midday stopover for a few hours in Brussels (which we will likely skip given the situation there)
At least go see the pisser boy, grab a world class beer, chocolate and a waffle. You can wing Brussels in like 2 hours. You'll be fine. Marcus.
 
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legalbeagle123

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-Leave for Europe a week from today, shew. Really starting to get amped up, basically been planning this trip/saving points, with a few cancellations & roadblocks, for 5 solid years.

*First Class to London, staying at The May Fair Hotel 4 nights:
[cheers]

Not sure what's on your itinerary, but you can knock out a bunch of the "must sees" in London proper in a couple days (Westminster Abbey, Parliament, Buckingham Palace, Tower of London, etc). An open top bus tour of the city is something you should do. There's also a chartered bus tour that will take you to Windsor Castle (absolutely amazing and my personal favorite), Stonehenge, and Oxford all in one day, and it's only around $120 per person. Well worth it imo. English countryside is beautiful.
 

anthonys735

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-Lol at Bob finally getting exposed. Been coming for years. We all can use WebMd.

-[laughing]@ Joey re:Live sex shows. 4 of us went while we were there. Funniest **** ever. First of all the show was awful. Girl was worn out, dude was balding, chubby and rough the were lazily waxing on a round rotating bed. I guess they both could have been much worse. We first all crammed in one booth, which they immediately stopped the show to yell at us. Then we were in 4. then they would stop the show when they saw some creep whacking it. "Hey you, stop jacking!! Stop it." Back to humping. Then a group of guys like us would jump in 1 booth and they would stop and yell at us. This all in about 5 minutes and by stop I mean he would stop mid hump, they would both yell, then go right back. Pretty awesome really.

-Great call on the boat ride across the channel, that sounds fun.
 
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drxman1

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If i'm telling you the same thing you can read on webmd, then what's the difference if I save some time?

Learn efficiency.
 

BBdK

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There's also a chartered bus tour that will take you to Windsor Castle (absolutely amazing and my personal favorite), Stonehenge, and Oxford all in one day, and it's only around $120 per person. Well worth it imo. English countryside is beautiful.

Have considered this...only hesitation is it taking a full day -- and I'm not really a fan of group tours in general of any kind, although the reviews for ^ are all great.
 

Ron Mehico

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How about you go to the french riviera or the greek islands or italy or something instead of staying in one city for 70% of your European vacation you weirdo.

Edit: I'm retarded and can't read, carry on
 

Strokin_Bandit

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I taught one of the girls that transferred out. She was the high school's leading everything in a tradition rich program. She was a good girl, heavily involved in FCA, good student, but also very nurtured and perhaps a bit naive. I have absolutely no 1st hand knowledge of why she left. She's at another D1 school now in another major conference. From what little rumors I've heard about that incident, Mitchell is pretty demanding. Lots of rough conditioning and maybe some humiliation used as a motivating tool. Again, total speculation. I have no idea the true reason for this particular player's desire to transfer.

If this is the case, BBdK is right. You can't be Mr. Coolpants, covering Blue Oyster Cult one day; then turn around and be Rick Pitino's evil twin inside the gymnasium. Bi-polar? Multiple personalities? It's definitely concerning.
 
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Just remember, if you take your picture next to a European landmark/indulge in European culture during your trip, then you are automatically above the rest of us ignorant, uncultured North America bound imbeciles who drink cold beer. Or at least that seems to be what most people I know that have spent time in Europe think.
 
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BBdK

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I heard (from a super secret source very close to the program) Mitchell's deal is more about a 'holier than thou psycho Christian' attitude more than it is abusive.
 

JHB4UK

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Mitch lavished that goober with one of the most lavish women's BBall contract in the conference if not the country, in fear of Tennessee scooping him up. Hate to imagine what the buyout - the buyout! - is on the thing....to a coach of a revenue sucking, revenue losing sport.
 
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