Why you should hate Iowa

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The world laughs at your 20 year old Apex Jacket. Do you also still have your Starter Jacket to go with it?
Oh, I get it now, you were "that kid" in school who sold candy to make a few dollars. His parents couldn't afford to give him allowance. The pride of schles_ig, a suburb of CouncilTucky.
 

mwulf

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Dec 15, 2013
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Are we supposed to hate Iowa because they are pretty much like Nebraskans? I am indifferent to Iowa but hate????Nah
 

Iroh2

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Steve King
Chuck Grassley
Waterloo
“You Doin’ RAGBRAI?”
Tulip Festivals
Dutch Letters
The Airliner
The Ped Mall
The fact that Ed Podalak stopped drinking (we think)
Gary “flog the” Dolphin yelling “there’s the All American” after any tackle or even reasonably decent play
I could go for days..
 

rat man

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Naah. We're good collecting our money and living rent free in your heads.
Yep. We (Husker fans) must be doing something right (or did something right) to get Iowa fans to pay to come on to a site just to rag on us.
 

HerkyFan

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What media do you have the Iowa glory days recorded on? Oh, right you are living them now...

This is what the world loves about Nebraska, they still think it is the 90’s. Hey you guys are right up there with Minnesota and Navy winning national championships. Well except for women’s bowling that is.
 

bravest fb

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Oct 8, 2005
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Yes. You got a problem with my Zubaz workout pants too??:Cool:
This is what the world loves about Nebraska, they still think it is the 90’s. Hey you guys are right up there with Minnesota and Navy winning national championships. Well except for women’s bowling that is.
Still waiting to see your national championships, but don’t t get to upset you can always wear your 12-0 shirts, and slip on the 12-0 rings that were made, and reminisce about that 12-2 season.
 

Iroh2

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Admittedly, Iowa was a wrestling power at one time. It is fitting that Iowa’s signature sport involves sweaty men grappling doggy style, fungus and bacterial exchange that for years I that was a club/intramural deal.. unless you prefer the oil or “from the top rope” version?

Go Hox...
 

Iroh2

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Still waiting to see your national championships, but don’t t get to upset you can always wear your 12-0 shirts, and slip on the 12-0 rings that were made, and reminisce about that 12-2 season.
I think Christian McCaffery just scored again..
 

Loyal Muke

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Nov 16, 2019
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Greece is not a power anymore but they were considered a big deal way way back in the day, kind of reminds me of Nebraska in football.
 

SkerInCo

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Apr 26, 2004
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The whole "Nebraska lives in the past" argument is the most tired, envious smack talk out there. Iowa literally hangs up bowl participation banners and makes rings for Fake ID seasons.
 

zrob_rivals105618

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May 22, 2005
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But, at the end of the day we’re Iowa. A good program, physically tough,

Umm... Really?? What happened to your big QB against Wisconsin on that ever so important Draw? LMFAO he got his sh** pushed in on a play he should have scored on IF he had any heart at all:)!!

I've said it before but the look on his face after he got wrecked at let his team down was absolutely priceless!! Totally butt hurt.
 

Coachryan98

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No. You morons living on our board every day begging for justification from a program whose success you can only dream of rivaling. Little brother syndrome.

And what success would that be there champ? The 5 win season this year? The two 4 win seasons prior to that? Losing 4 straight and 5 out of 6 to Iowa? Losing 4 or more games for 16 consecutive seasons? Please enlighten us on this nebraska program success Iowa should dream of rivaling. Thanks in advance!
 

Bloodrazor

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I think Christian McCaffery just scored again..

First off, he played for Stanford, so no idea why you'd brag about that.
But as far as people being scored on, Nebraska has given up 50 points since joining the B1G more than any other team. Almost as many as every other team combined in fact. Wisky even dropped 70 on you.. You talking crap about defense to us is hysterical.
 

yunginsNU2

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At least you and Minnesota fans have something in common, a glorious distant past and women’s volleyball. But you have that tremendous women’s Bowling team so Nebraska gets the overall edge.
Do you think Minn will make some rings and hand them out to their players this year like you losers did for winning absolutely nothing Baaaaahaaaa
 

radicalhawk

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Admittedly, Iowa was a wrestling power at one time. It is fitting that Iowa’s signature sport involves sweaty men grappling doggy style, fungus and bacterial exchange that for years I that was a club/intramural deal.. unless you prefer the oil or “from the top rope” version?

Go Hox...

Come on over, There's a club in Iowa City that gets as sweaty, oily, and crotch grabbing as the Turks. When ya get home, your wife can try to find a dry spot. ..
 
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Baxter48_rivals204143

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Just driving through Iowa sucks because the speed limit is slow. Are the liquor stores still closed on Sunday? If so that’s another reason to hate Iowa
 

Huskerz99

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At least we own we haven’t been the best. Iowa celebrates 9-3 or 8-4. Like I said at least we have been there in our lifetime. You guys may have been better the last 6 years or whatever, but this is your ceiling. The outback bowl. Wow
 
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And what success would that be there champ? The 5 win season this year? The two 4 win seasons prior to that? Losing 4 straight and 5 out of 6 to Iowa? Losing 4 or more games for 16 consecutive seasons? Please enlighten us on this nebraska program success Iowa should dream of rivaling. Thanks in advance!
It's called being a blue blood stupid. 5 National titles and a top 7 winningest program of all time. Look it up if you can read.
 
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And what success would that be there champ? The 5 win season this year? The two 4 win seasons prior to that? Losing 4 straight and 5 out of 6 to Iowa? Losing 4 or more games for 16 consecutive seasons? Please enlighten us on this nebraska program success Iowa should dream of rivaling. Thanks in advance!
https://parade.com/145636/parade/top-10-college-football-teams-of-all-time/#1-nebraska-1995
1. Nebraska, 1995
With the motto, “The team that can’t be beat won't be beat," the 1995 Cornhuskers dominated their competition all season long, posting several 50-plus point games and shutting down offenses. For the second year in a row, quarterback Tommie Frazier led his team to an undefeated season and a National Championship against Florida. Some Big Red fans might argue the 1971 team was better, but for sheer gridiron dominance, the 1995 squad stands peerless in the history of college football.
 
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And what success would that be there champ? The 5 win season this year? The two 4 win seasons prior to that? Losing 4 straight and 5 out of 6 to Iowa? Losing 4 or more games for 16 consecutive seasons? Please enlighten us on this nebraska program success Iowa should dream of rivaling. Thanks in advance!
ALL-TIME WINS
 
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SkerInCo

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And what success would that be there champ? The 5 win season this year? The two 4 win seasons prior to that? Losing 4 straight and 5 out of 6 to Iowa? Losing 4 or more games for 16 consecutive seasons? Please enlighten us on this nebraska program success Iowa should dream of rivaling. Thanks in advance!
Nebraska won't always be bad, Iowa will always be 8-4. Cool participation banners though.
 
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And what success would that be there champ? The 5 win season this year? The two 4 win seasons prior to that? Losing 4 straight and 5 out of 6 to Iowa? Losing 4 or more games for 16 consecutive seasons? Please enlighten us on this nebraska program success Iowa should dream of rivaling. Thanks in advance!
http://www.winsipedia.com/iowa/vs/nebraska
29-17-3 All time for NU. Do I need to go on or am I done making you look stupid??
 
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Iroh2

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Just remember, Brian Ferentz will be the Hox next coach.. so you have another 25 years of 8-4, enjoy... the nice thing is that you don’t have to DVR the games as they are all the same...