Remember walking into Willy's buddy's sports bar at like 10AM with my Transy crew and ordering multiple shots. What a weird game that was.
What was the name of that bar?
Think it was same bar ABH destroyed the bathroom.
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What was the name of that bar?
Think it was same bar ABH destroyed the bathroom.
ABH broke the toilet by standing on it so he could look over top of the stall to check out my junk while it was taking a leak.
Pretty standard behavior, imho.
Pretty standard behavior, imho.
What is it about going on a vacation that makes wives suddenly start cleaning every square inch of the house?
“hey hun, we are leaving in 3 hours…may wanna start packing a bag and not worry about scrubbing the floors and washing the bed sheets.”
“hey hun, we are leaving in 3 hours…may wanna start packing a bag and not worry about scrubbing the floors and washing the bed sheets.”
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You crazy? The one thing I refuse to come home to after vacation is a dirty house!
Not above doing it myself or paying a maid while gone either. But I won’t leave until it’s clean or scheduled to be cleaned.
Like I said, I don’t understand wives
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So one of my brothers has like 100+ lawsuits going right now over absolutely inane reasons. He's basically trying to sue so many people that some settle and he gets paid and doesn't have to work like he hasn't for about a decade now. I think he's in for a rude awakening when he makes nothing and people actually have real lawyers vs him representing himself and he realizes he wasted his and a bunch of other people's time. He's one of those people you look at and say YOU are what's wrong with people in this country.
Is it okay to fight your brother at 40? Just kidding he'd call the police and I'd go to jail but Christ it pisses me off. Love him for sure, but come on man.
Reminds me of the quote by Robert E Howard, "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split as a general thing." Laws do ruin some things that should be allowed.
Is it okay to fight your brother at 40? Just kidding he'd call the police and I'd go to jail but Christ it pisses me off. Love him for sure, but come on man.
Reminds me of the quote by Robert E Howard, "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split as a general thing." Laws do ruin some things that should be allowed.
I fought my cousin on Derby Day at the age of 39, whipped his *** too. It was satisfying. I'm certain we'll never speak again.
No, that's his aunt so he knew better. He just had too much to drink and started running his mouth. Unfortunately for him, I also had too much to drink.
Hey rogue is your brother Donald Trump hahahhahalololol
Because it was Miami of Ohio’s “home” game Paul Brown Stadium also served ice cold domestos on draft at that game.
What a recipe for disaster. I had a big night the night before in Mt Adam’s then rolled into Head First at 10:00 to meet everyone. Shots were ordered and then being able to drink at an actual UK football game….Shewee. I remember being sunburnt and slammed off draft beer by 4:00 wandering back to my buddy’s apartment in Mt Adam’s. Fell asleep on his couch and woke up around 8:00. Rallied and went back out.
What a recipe for disaster. I had a big night the night before in Mt Adam’s then rolled into Head First at 10:00 to meet everyone. Shots were ordered and then being able to drink at an actual UK football game….Shewee. I remember being sunburnt and slammed off draft beer by 4:00 wandering back to my buddy’s apartment in Mt Adam’s. Fell asleep on his couch and woke up around 8:00. Rallied and went back out.
Does everyone in here like watermelon? I do not, am i alone?
Make it out to be whatever you want. I consider it experience/respect.
So you like coming home to a damn mess AFTER vacation? And spending the next few days cleaning a mess from 2 weeks ago with added vacation laundry etc too?
What a damn slob! Let me guess you leave shopping carts all over the parking lot, clothes on the floor next to the basket, and you don’t flush?
Im starting to realize my wife is damn lucky(or spoiled) to have me!
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Love it.
A chunk of cold watermelon after working a hot day is almost as good as a frosty cold beer.
How could you not like watermelon?
That’s why I’m asking. Like a few watermelon flavored things but not watermelon. I need to revisit but never liked it. Wanted to see if I need to be arrested or deported because of this or if anyone else did not really like it.
Watermelon, like all forms of tea, is f’ing nasty and gross.
My son could eat a whole watermelon in one sitting. I’ve tried to like it and just can’t.
What line does a cousin/brother cross that you psychically fight? Unless you are trying to bang my wife or hurt my children I’m not fighting family.
- So as a proud alumni of the University of Kentucky- unlike some of you posers- I follow our social media and have been enjoying some of the pics for sake of nostalgia. Seems the go-to lassies uniform for going to class these days is a sports bra, biker shorts and a zip up hoodie over top. Interesting. The dudes don’t dress much differently than we did on North Campus back at the turn of the Millennium if you trade 6-inchers for cargos.
- How many of you drive a hybrid and/or electric vehicle? Thoughts?
- Dropped a perfectly-timed Norman Dale “my team is on the floor” line at work the other day. F’ing legend I am around here.
- KD went from cool to ***** and just keeps becoming a bigger and bigger *****.
- Have always found Ne-Yo’s work to be slightly underrated historically.
- Watermelon is good. That’s as far as I’ll go.
- How many of you drive a hybrid and/or electric vehicle? Thoughts?
- Dropped a perfectly-timed Norman Dale “my team is on the floor” line at work the other day. F’ing legend I am around here.
- KD went from cool to ***** and just keeps becoming a bigger and bigger *****.
- Have always found Ne-Yo’s work to be slightly underrated historically.
- Watermelon is good. That’s as far as I’ll go.
Watermelon is fantastic. I have one now I need to cut up. I also have the best way to cut it. Don’t @ me.
Most people who aren’t savages would enjoy a GOOD, RIPE fruit 99% of the time. The issue is that fruit is good about 15% of the time, or in the case of cantaloupe and honeydew about 1% of the time. Fruit is flavored sugar, there’s not much to not like.
I have some watermelon flavored extry special gummy treats, if anyone wants to hang out.
I managed to drop a "**** happens when you party naked" perfectly in a conversation last week and I'm still riding that high like it is a CBD gummy, son.
There is no greater joy than perfectly executing a dad joke.
Once it gets a little squishy you can turn it into Popsicles or a sports drink. 
Where are the brave watermelon is not my cup of tea folks?
Anyone else ever do that trick where you cut a hole in the top of a watermelon, and insert a bottle of vodka, upside down, to let it infuse overnight? It actually works. That melon will get you loaded. Haven’t done it since law school, if I recall correctly, which I probably don’t. Might bust it back out for Labor Day weekend festivities.
We can take down a large watermelon in two days at our house. Shelf life isn't really an issue.
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So basically vegetarian rum ham.
- Watermelon has no taste to me. Like… none. Just wet mush.
- My crepe myrtle has powdery mildew. I don’t know B Rax but figure he’s disappointed in me.
- Dad retired for about 2 weeks before the city asked him to drive a street sweeper around part time. About a month later he went full time. Old man drives around town at 3 mph and stops to gossip with everyone like an old hen. Kinda awesome.
- My crepe myrtle has powdery mildew. I don’t know B Rax but figure he’s disappointed in me.
- Dad retired for about 2 weeks before the city asked him to drive a street sweeper around part time. About a month later he went full time. Old man drives around town at 3 mph and stops to gossip with everyone like an old hen. Kinda awesome.
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