GYERO ARCHIVE

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I like burgers many different ways, but I’m just a stupid American Fat.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Mayo and Mustard on burgers

Ketchup is hands down the worst condiment.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Traditional treatment: Burger w/Caramelized onions and mayo. white American cheese, buttered toasted bun. July or August Jersey tomato.

or

Bamaburger: grape jelly burgers with Dales in meat. Provolone. Crazy good. Ketchup/mayo.

as long as no one claimed Miracle Whip as an option, I’m good with whatever.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

No offense, Llama, but I wouldn’t place Sweet Baby Ray’s on ribs, much less a burger. Marcus use syrup mixed with pepper. Sweet Baby Ray’s is thickly sugar coated, tomato based garbage in the BBQ sass world.

 

[anthonys735]

I'd put my level of concern for what and how people eat things as high to very high.

 

[cole854]

I'd put my level of concern for what and how people eat things as high to very high.

The pretentious foodie has spoken.

 

[80 Proof]

I'd put my level of concern for what and how people eat things as high to very high.

I've got something you can eat.

 

[wcc31]

I've got something you can eat.

Don’t do it, @anthonys735 ! He’s talking about his penis.

 

[80 Proof]

I was actually referring to the ol' balloon knot.

 

[Col. Angus]

 

[august-west]

I was actually referring to the ol' balloon knot.

I thought that was Wynn’s cup of tea

 

[80 Proof]

I thought that was Wynn’s cup of tea

Wynn stabs the gritty starfish.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Watched Top Gun yesterday, and it was everything I hoped it would be/wanted it to be. Just a great piece of artistry with a perfect hint of nostalgia.

Needed more Ed Harris, though. That’s a cool mf’er.

 

[RMP82]

I couldn't care less what people put on their food. If you choose condiments, that's cool. If you want A1 on a steak, so be it. I personally love the taste of A1. I put it on my baked potato and sometimes steak. Now, if I'm at Ruby's, Tony's, Malones, or somewhere of the sort, I eat it as is. If it's some run of the mill Texas Roadhouse, etc, I have no problem with it.

I've always followed this rule of thumb with condiments.

Fries-Ketchup
Hot Dogs-Mustard
Burgers/Sandwiches- Mayonnaise (although I like mustard on bologna sandwiches and mayo on fried bologna).

Again, I couldn't give the first french fried titty **** what someone puts on their food.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

The only thing that bothers me is ketchup on a hot dog or a bologna sandwich (shudder) It pains me to say that my father does this.

I can't even look at it.

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

Only Communists and simpletons put ketchup on a hot dog/brat etc.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Ketchup and relish on a dog.

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Hot dog- condiment Mustard, add Kraut, Onions, bacon bits lining bottom of bun and maybe some hot relish. Perfection.

Not a fan of the Chicago style.

 

[KingLlama]

No offense, Llama, but I wouldn’t place Sweet Baby Ray’s on ribs, much less a burger. Marcus use syrup mixed with pepper. Sweet Baby Ray’s is thickly sugar coated, tomato based garbage in the BBQ sass world.

Richie made this comment per my Facebook memories YESTERDAY, when I posted a year ago about making some Emmy Sauce (from an NYC restaurant) and putting it on my burger...

"Great job, Todd. Looks legit. I’m just a simpleton when it comes to burgers. Salt, pepper, American cheese, raw onion and yes, ketchup."

I don't mind a knock against Sweet Baby Ray's. I realize it's just syrupy mass-audience crap, but it's what I happen to like best. However, I will NOT be slammed by someone who uses GYERO's most-knocked burger condiment. So go ahead and DIAF with Anth, Chef Prudhomme.

 

[ukalum01]

Sweet Baby Ray’s tastes good.

 

[rudd1]

-salty Llama is a nice change up, add to cart.

 

[wcc31]

Wow have never seen Llama like this. Richie has awoken a dragon.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Llama… That’s what I prefer when making burgers. Seasoned salt, pepper, Kraft Singles, ketchup and raw onion.

I stand by my take regarding Sweet Baby Ray’s. If that upsets you well then this is GYERO and as a byproduct Salty Llama is good for this place.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

 

[GnarlsBarkley]

I like mayo because its easy to jazz up by mixing in some other stuff. Roasted garlic, anchovies, parmesan cheese are all good mixed with mayo and used on a grilled burger.

I dont knock people who like ketchup but try adding a thin layer of tomato paste before you throw the Kraft down for a more "grown up" take.

 

[PuffyNips]

Are you ******** that pretentious where somebody putting ketchup on a touching hotdog offends you?

Holy ****.

I mix up the condiments that I put on burgers. I don't always eat the same thing every time.

My favorite is mushroom gravy & Swiss, but lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and Frisch's Tarter Sauce is right up there. Guac, bacon and a fried egg is awesome as a burger topper, too.

Now, if I see you putting ketchup on goetta or a steak I'm probably going to think you are an idiot, but I won't be mad at you.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Ketchup isn't just an offense to ME. It's an offense against nature. (and is horrifyingly gross)

Willie - This is GYERO, no preference or opinion shall go un-mocked.

If you're using anything but a vinegar based mop sauce (and it's not CAROLINA style, it's Memphis/WKY) on BBQ then you're doing it wrong.

 

[PuffyNips]

i before e except after Will, Clown.

And ketchup on a hotdog is a damn American staple. And on French fries.

The pro move at Rupp Arena is getting the hot dog then ordering a $1 cup of the nacho cheese.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

I will die on the ketchup hill. One of my favorites especially on burgers, dogs, and fries.

 

[rudd1]

-private selection Greek yogurt based French onion dip Is delicious...try it on a roast beef sandwich. You're welcome.

/fat

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Wildcat Willy Johnson is RIGHT! Putting what you want on a hot dog is the right of every American. It's still gross though.

Don't buy the rudd/fat hype. I just saw him yesterday and he's skinny as a rail now.

Also, Wyvern was there and he REALLY hates Communism. I said it was a good idea in theory, but it can't work because humans are basically crappy, and it looked like he wanted to drop the gloves and "GO" LOL

 

[BBdK]

I care deeply about what people eat or put on their food. It's a national outrage.

The same people acting as if that's ridiculous are the same ones who throw regular fits in here about what people watch, how they dress, what they drink, what shoes they wear, how they maintain their facial hair, what music they listen to...and on and on and on.

Learn food, and get pumped.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

It's true. He cares more than most.

 

[rudd1]

-still pushing 230...I just hide it well.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Long facial hair is for weirdos and losers and rapists.

<— is outraged

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

And craft brewers it would seem.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

When I do burgers on the Weber kettle I’ll add a coating of Ky smokin grill sauce to the patty just before taking it off the grill. Gives it that extra zip. Then some grilled chopped onions and a zap of ketchup on a toasted kings Hawaiian bun. Can also do the ky smokin grill sauce “too hot for you” edition if you’re feeling brave.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Didn’t Jimmy Buffet decide for everyone what goes on a burger? And Jimmy Buffet is the president of the Boomer ******* Republic (BAR) so shut up.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

Watched Top Gun yesterday, and it was everything I hoped it would be/wanted it to be. Just a great piece of artistry with a perfect hint of nostalgia.

Needed more Ed Harris, though. That’s a cool mf’er.

More Ed Harris, less (and I mean way less) Jon Hamm. Had the look of an Admiral, I'll give him that. But he was truly awful.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Shocker that Jimmy Buffet would advocate for Ketchups red-headed step-child, Heinz 57 (which serves no purpose at all, it's just silly)