-Negativity? Wrong guy, I'm the eternal optimist, other than with the Reds which is actual reality. Also, keeping the covid talk out of this thread unless it's just something major. Maybe you're confusing me with someone else since your eyesight is going to **** and you can't see through your thick *** nose hairs.
-Annual take on how much better fruit is now than ****** winter food. Just another of many reasons why you winter honks are dipshit losers.
-All sports forums, media, radio, everything is dogshit right now. GYERO is ******. KSR is un-listenable. HOB is stagnant. ESPN is retweeting old viral videos like they're current events. Barstool is day trading like they just left a Zig Zigler convention. There's nothing to talk about and June is always rough around here without a damn pandemic to squash any possible sports news out there.
-4 year old most likely broke or sprained the f*ck out of my big toe. Just sitting there reading the internet, he's jumping all over the place like caged up Tasmanian devil, and he falls on my big toe with all his weight. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Can't walk on it today.
-Lick my balls, Willy.
-Finalizing some plans that will make the backyard tailgating DOPE(r). Probably not until mid to late season. Deck, patio, tree lighting, whole 9. No crape myrtles. Caveat -> you lefty communist liberals allow us to have fun again.
-Need Booker to win for no other reason than we hopefully never have to see a Fighter Pilot ad again.
-Woodford Double Oak is easily the best after dinner bourbon out there. I can really only handle 1 but that sucker is so perfect after a good meal. Especially if a dessert is in play.