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The Mega Millions... and a Pledge!

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Lempface

Heisman
Feb 16, 2009
12,159
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If I win, I pledge to do the following:

  • Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________
 
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colonelcat78

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Lempface said:
If I win, I pledge to do the following:

  • Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________
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I remember my first beer.
 
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kevcat

Heisman
Feb 26, 2007
27,686
32,625
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Lempface said:
If I win, I pledge to do the following:

  • Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________
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Well, at least you’re going to put that money to really good use.

I was thinking if I won the Mega Millions, I would help:

1.Underprivileged kids go to college.

2. Donate money to homeless shelters.

3. Give money to food pantries and soup kitchens.

4. Donate to ovarian cancer research.(Which took my Mother’s life at age 72)

5. Give money to people that are trying but just need some help.

But, after thinking about your post, you might have a better idea. Count me in!
 
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Ben101er

Heisman
Apr 21, 2004
25,734
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I'm in, but I also have to use billboards all over Louisville to talk about U6 activities.
 
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Lempface

Heisman
Feb 16, 2009
12,159
20,638
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kev69 said:
Well, at least you’re going to put that money to really good use.

I was thinking if I won the Mega Millions, I would help:

1.Underprivileged kids go to college.

2. Donate money to homeless shelters.

3. Give money to food pantries and soup kitchens.

4. Donate to ovarian cancer research.(Which took my Mother’s life at age 72)

5. Give money to people that are trying but just need some help.

But, after thinking about your post, you might have a better idea. Count me in!
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Lmao, there is still plenty left over to do all that too. Just having a little fun bucko.
 
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mktmaker

All-Conference
Jun 5, 2001
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2,423
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kev69 said:
Well, at least you’re going to put that money to really good use.

I was thinking if I won the Mega Millions, I would help:

1.Underprivileged kids go to college.

2. Donate money to homeless shelters.

3. Give money to food pantries and soup kitchens.

4. Donate to ovarian cancer research.(Which took my Mother’s life at age 72)

5. Give money to people that are trying but just need some help.

But, after thinking about your post, you might have a better idea. Count me in!
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Kev,

I wonder about you sometimes, but you have won (perhaps much) more of my respect with this post.
 
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Blue Wildcat

Heisman
Oct 10, 2008
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Season tickets to 25 of you, lower arena. Hotel, food and drinks are on me! Hookers to our competitors!!!!!!!
 
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JonathanW_rivals

Heisman
Jan 3, 2003
145,534
15,709
0
Lempface said:
If I win, I pledge to do the following:

  • Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________
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I think it would suffice to place that just outside the NCAA offices in Indy, as well as in Durham, Chapel Hill, and Lawrence outside of their arenas.
 
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mktmaker

All-Conference
Jun 5, 2001
3,967
2,423
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Wall2Boogie said:
I would spend every dime like an 18 yr old with an nba contact
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Well...after taxes you would have to spend almost $100,000/month for the next 50 years...just on the principal...not including the interest that you would earn over 50 years.

Also, my guess is that by Tuesday night...the jackpot will probably grow to $1.8 - 2.0 B.
 
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awf

Heisman
May 31, 2006
10,411
20,774
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TBCat said:
Not me. I don't even remember the ones from Saturday night.
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Hell, I don't remember what time I had my first one today.........if you keep track of how much you drink, you are a rookie or under age ....
 
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Ugoff

Heisman
May 7, 2009
16,403
21,489
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Pickle_Rick said:
I would spend every dime on an 18 year with a NBA Dance Girl contract. Emphasis on girl.
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Lawrence concurs...

 
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thepip

All-Conference
Dec 31, 2009
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Hey Lemp, I hate to inform you but after you get that face fixed you ain't going to have much left, lol
Lempface said:
If I win, I pledge to do the following:

  • Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________
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Catzman

Heisman
Apr 29, 2002
17,462
14,541
113
kev69 said:
Well, at least you’re going to put that money to really good use.

I was thinking if I won the Mega Millions, I would help:

1.Underprivileged kids go to college.

2. Donate money to homeless shelters.

3. Give money to food pantries and soup kitchens.

4. Donate to ovarian cancer research.(Which took my Mother’s life at age 72)

5. Give money to people that are trying but just need some help.

But, after thinking about your post, you might have a better idea. Count me in!
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I mean, those are cool goals and all, but how could is all that compared to a solid 24k gold Buggatti? I'm not saying one's clearly better than the other, but I'm also not saying one isn't COMPLETELY badass.
 
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Cindog28

Heisman
Sep 9, 2004
19,738
12,368
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I would like to think that if I won, then I would prefer to help others first, but I'm pretty sure I would just move and not leave a forwarding address. Now... if later I'm feeling petty, then I may purchase a billboard in Louisville that says, "Welcome to DaDidas Ville. Throw yo gang signs up for yo hoes!" or something like that. [laughing]
 
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st-louie-blue

Junior
Jan 1, 2003
11,073
379
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Lempface said:
If I win, I pledge to do the following:

  • Place bill boards all around the country, in every campus town that has a D1 basketball team explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Take out full page ads in every major publication in the country, again, explaining how Duke, UNC, and Kansas cheat relentlessly and the NCAA will not investigate.
  • Hire full time 24/7 private investigator teams to follow Coach K, Self, and Ole Roy and all their assistants to keep them honest.

In case I don't win, who will also take this pledge?

Sign Here X_________________________
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You better be sure you have all your ducks lined up and not be making a mistake. I can see a mass of lawyers at your door wanting a big, big cut of your money.
 
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Lempface

Heisman
Feb 16, 2009
12,159
20,638
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st-louie-blue said:
Of course, that was my Point. I got off track before I got there. Thanks for clearing that up for me and Go Big Blue.
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The pledge is a bit silly and I'm not sure it could be done legally in all venues. The point of the pledge though is to do what the media won't and raise absolute hell for the 3 cheaters and never let them or anyone else forget about it. God's work, if you will.

EDIT: It's all in fun, dreaming about a 1 in 300 million chance.
 
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