A white man denying white privilege exists. Hilarious!
Ask black people about renting a house or apartment. Ask black people about applying for loans. Ask black people about applying for jobs. Ask black people about walking through an affluent neighborhood. Ask black people about getting pulled over by the police. Ask black people about applying to enter their children in a prestigious private school. Ask black people about applying for a membership in a prestigious country club. Ask black people about Confederate monuments. Ask black people about voting.
So, black people either cannot or have a harder time:
1) Renting. If they can't get a house or apartment where do they all live? On the pavement? In the park? Not that I've ever seen. It wouldn't be because someone has a poor credit score or has a history of not paying rent? Couldn't be any of those? What about the one's who already live in a house/apartment? How'd they get there? Squatters rights?
2) Getting loans. Then how are they driving vehicles or living in a house? Have they stolen them? Or is it because someone doesn't meet the criteria for getting the loan like credit score, work history, income too small, or not enough in savings or collateral?
3) Finding jobs. Then how are they getting their needs met? I don't see the starvation in the US like I saw in Ethiopia on my TV screen back in the 80's. It couldn't be because one doesn't meet the requirements for that job, i.e. education, etc?
4) Walking through a neighborhood. Why can't they walk through a neighborhood they live in? Stuck in their house due to Covid? Why would anyone get suspicious of someone not from that neighborhood who is just walking around it is beyond me. Wonder if blacks who live in an all black neighborhood ever even bother to look out their window if a white man in a Brooks Brothers suit rolls up in their neighborhood? Get suspicious? Nah... see it all the time.
5) Getting pulled over by the police. It couldn't be that if they aren't at the local donut shop, they tend to hang out in high crime areas? The police only pull over the poor black kid walking through Golden Estates but not the white kid coming out of a known or suspected crack house?
6) Getting into private school. Yeah... saw a show on that. Public school was so terrible the private school had so many applications but limited number of entries they had to draw numbers out of a bingo machine at random. Most public schools are garbage; some worse than others.
7) Looking at confederate monuments. The answer couldn't be "don't look at it" then? I once saw a bunch of billboards years ago heading to the beach for "Pedros". Lots of em. Intrigued me to say the least. Stopped in - huge disappointment. The next time I went through, paid no attention to the billboards and passed Pedros right up. Never felt like I had to tear down the billboards or burn Pedros to the ground because of my disappointment.
8) Voting. Then how does a Democrat ever get into office? How did Barack Obama become President not once but twice? How do we have black governors, senators, representatives, state reps and senators, cabinet members, mayors, council members, and police leaders if black people are denied the vote?
To think, all these years of my life I could have lived it up in Trump Tower with Donald and Ivanka (yum) even though I couldn't pay for it just because I'm not black. Shoot, I could have just gone to the bank and borrowed the money even though I couldn't possibly pay it back so I could live in Trump Towers with Ivanka. I could have squeezed my way in to Ivanka's life by drawing plans for huge skyscrapers even though I'm not an architect. Who would notice, right? All that matters is I'm not black. To add, nobody would even notice me lurking around Ivanka's apartment. Security? Secret Service? Local police? Nah... he's ok... he's not black. Sadly though, my number too was never drawn to get into a fine private school. Plus, couldn't afford it. But if I had, Ivanka and I would be living it up in the lap of luxury in Trump Towers right now. Well, after we went and camped out under the Confederate monument a couple of towns over. So much to see there. So much excitement. Hard to find room, spots are booked years in advance. After our extended vacation under Confederate Jim we'd then go vote. Pass everyone in line cause that's how we roll. We're white!
All these years of toil and troubles...and no Ivanka to show for it. If I'd only known about all the privileges I'd had.
Oh well, I'm off to DC/Trump Towers to find my Ivanka and live my life of privilege. I may need a good lawyer, you know any? I have years of pent up anger and I don't feel like any of this was my responsibility. Certainly not the results of my choices. The deck was stacked against me because no one bothered to tell me about my white privilege. Always keeping me down. Keeping me away from my Ivanka! Laws? Rules? Who needs them! I see discrimination everywhere. All these years... c'mon man! So, I'm off to see Ivanka... but first I've got some Pedro signs I've got to topple and burn.