Post game jomo quote prediction thread:

[BigMotherTucker]

Go!

 

[TBone.sixpack]

I hope he gets mouthy again.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

This was a tough year, but we persevered

 

[Bullldawg78]

Good effort this is my team I love these guys blah blah blah not the championship standard blah blah blah pointing a thumb back at me blah blah blah go kick rocks and pound sand.

 

[vandaldawg]

Malfunctioning robot word salad of his favorite cliches.

 

[engie]

If you can't see the improvement, you are blind!

 

[Seinfeld]

There will definitely be some quotes about all the adversity the team faced. If Joe would just come to grips with the fact that most of it was self-inflicted, we might be able to move forward

 

[Dawg1976]

Anyone calling for my head can go pound sand.

 

[missouridawg]

I hope he says “ I resign and don’t deserve a buyout, keep it and invest it into the next staff. I’m sorry I sucked so much. K thx, bye”

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

We had a lot of guys that

did not get a lot of playing time (experience) this year.

 

[hailstate19]

We are on our way to competing for a SEC title next year! What’s your ring size? The haters can kick rocks and pound sand!

 

[blacklistedbully]

He will claim 27 points by his offense should have been enough. Will completely ignore the fact that the game was already out of hand and the last TD was just garbage time.

 

[Seinfeld]

Now that we’ve scored a couple garbage time TDs, get ready for the quotes about how we finally “figured it out” when it was just too late to come back

 

[vandaldawg]

Go!

Unzips Joe Moorhead costume. Croom steps out and throws a double bird. I’m back MUTHA17AS!

 

[jethreauxdawg]

We took some tough punches

This year and kept fighting, usually after the whistle. I’m a fantastic coach, look at all my former players that are doing so well after I got out of their way. 28 points in this game shows we are improving. That’s more than we usually score against teams with a pulse. If you don’t think we’re a good team, just wait and compare us to next years product.

 

[HappyBobRoss]

It's official, we suck...no our coaching sucks.

 

[BossDawg78]

We'll get it fixed....or something to that extent.

 

[tired]

You mean we had a football game today?

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Losing is a disease... like polio

 

[BossDawg78]

Unzips Joe Moorhead costume. Croom steps out and throws a double bird. I’m back MUTHA17AS!

VROOOM MOORCROOM, MUTHA 17az!!!

 

[thatsbaseball]

Well at least they didn't piss in our endzone.....

 

[Tall Dawg]

“#8 getting hurt on 1st offensive play and 2 of our DB’s being pussies and not playing really hurt our chances.“. “We scored 27 points and that’s a plenty, never mind Slow Reacting Tommy handed them a TD for a scoop and score.” “We’ll be at least a 6 win team in 2020!”. “I have changed the culture!”
“Love all our fans, thanks for coming out to help the Nashville economy.”

 

[HumpDawgy]

"We only had a month to prepare for this game. Imagine how good we will play with a full offseason of preparation!"

 

[DreadNought.sixpack]

“it’s widely known that I am an offensive genius. I was able to convince John Cohen of this early on in my job interview and that dumb SOB still believes it! I know most of you see through my BS but I’ve parlayed this genius thing into millions! I’m taking care of me and mine, I could care less about this lame, red neck football program”. Hail Steak!

 

[tatedog]

The sad part is I'm only like 90% sure that's a joke and not an actual quote.