Post game jomo quote prediction thread:

Bullldawg78

All-Conference
Aug 30, 2018
1,699
1,347
113
Good effort this is my team I love these guys blah blah blah not the championship standard blah blah blah pointing a thumb back at me blah blah blah go kick rocks and pound sand.
 

Seinfeld

All-American
Nov 30, 2006
11,362
7,368
113
There will definitely be some quotes about all the adversity the team faced. If Joe would just come to grips with the fact that most of it was self-inflicted, we might be able to move forward
 

missouridawg

Junior
Oct 6, 2009
9,398
304
83
I hope he says “ I resign and don’t deserve a buyout, keep it and invest it into the next staff. I’m sorry I sucked so much. K thx, bye”
 

hailstate19

Redshirt
Nov 7, 2015
1,190
41
48
We are on our way to competing for a SEC title next year! What’s your ring size? The haters can kick rocks and pound sand!
 

blacklistedbully

All-Conference
Sep 8, 2008
4,222
1,004
113
He will claim 27 points by his offense should have been enough. Will completely ignore the fact that the game was already out of hand and the last TD was just garbage time.
 

Seinfeld

All-American
Nov 30, 2006
11,362
7,368
113
Now that we’ve scored a couple garbage time TDs, get ready for the quotes about how we finally “figured it out” when it was just too late to come back
 

jethreauxdawg

Heisman
Dec 20, 2010
11,100
15,039
113
We took some tough punches

This year and kept fighting, usually after the whistle. I’m a fantastic coach, look at all my former players that are doing so well after I got out of their way. 28 points in this game shows we are improving. That’s more than we usually score against teams with a pulse. If you don’t think we’re a good team, just wait and compare us to next years product.
 

Tall Dawg

Junior
Apr 11, 2016
1,034
323
83
“#8 getting hurt on 1st offensive play and 2 of our DB’s being pussies and not playing really hurt our chances.“. “We scored 27 points and that’s a plenty, never mind Slow Reacting Tommy handed them a TD for a scoop and score.” “We’ll be at least a 6 win team in 2020!”. “I have changed the culture!”
“Love all our fans, thanks for coming out to help the Nashville economy.”
 

HumpDawgy

All-Conference
Apr 6, 2010
4,833
1,943
113
"We only had a month to prepare for this game. Imagine how good we will play with a full offseason of preparation!"
 
Feb 15, 2013
507
0
0
“it’s widely known that I am an offensive genius. I was able to convince John Cohen of this early on in my job interview and that dumb SOB still believes it! I know most of you see through my BS but I’ve parlayed this genius thing into millions! I’m taking care of me and mine, I could care less about this lame, red neck football program”. Hail Steak!