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CochiseCowbell

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Oct 29, 2012
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Dear Brandon Walker,

I have a suggestion for your next More Cowbell podcast, which will be your 100th. Air it this Friday. Consider it a celebratory milestone in an uncharacteristic way. I can think of no better way for you to make your mark & expand your burgeoning audience exponentially.

I'm only giving you a hard time because that's what you enjoy. "That" she said.

Give the masses what they crave. (TWSS)

Sincerely,



Sincerely? Who the hell am I kidding? Air a damn show on Friday! I don't care if you do it from your couch in your whitey tighties (or is it tighty whities?). I digress. I can't watch the FB live portions anyway, so why would I care how many unsuspecting folks you blind? It's your 100th damn show. So, show some commitment. Just don't show too much!

Put the ogrets in a pen, send the ogress shopping, & celebrate "Keepin' it a buck with Shrek" with us in grand fashion!

General, Godfather, twitterers, et. al... see that he gets this missive.