Paging Shrek:

[CochiseCowbell]

Dear Brandon Walker,

I have a suggestion for your next More Cowbell podcast, which will be your 100th. Air it this Friday. Consider it a celebratory milestone in an uncharacteristic way. I can think of no better way for you to make your mark & expand your burgeoning audience exponentially.

I'm only giving you a hard time because that's what you enjoy. "That" she said.

Give the masses what they crave. (TWSS)

Sincerely,



Sincerely? Who the hell am I kidding? Air a damn show on Friday! I don't care if you do it from your couch in your whitey tighties (or is it tighty whities?). I digress. I can't watch the FB live portions anyway, so why would I care how many unsuspecting folks you blind? It's your 100th damn show. So, show some commitment. Just don't show too much!

Put the ogrets in a pen, send the ogress shopping, & celebrate "Keepin' it a buck with Shrek" with us in grand fashion!

General, Godfather, twitterers, et. al... see that he gets this missive.

 

[Afro Dawg]

OK

Will try.

 

[pDigital32Dawg]

Alter**

But for real do your Friday broadcast with an afro

 

[The Fatboy]

What am I missing here?

 

[Brandon Walker.sixpack]

OK. Will do.

I am a man of the people. I might even show up as a B on BSR tomorrow.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I am a man of the people. I might even show up as a B on BSR tomorrow at your house, notifying you that I moved into your neighborhood, as required by law.

.

 

[Miketice]

I'm with cochise. Good idea.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

What am I missing here?

Humor, wit, & most importantly, sarcasm.

Just don't miss More Cowbell tomorrow...right, Brandon?

 

[Brandon Walker.sixpack]

Maybe.

One of my kids has a birthday tomorrow so we'll see what we can come up with.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

One of my kids has a birthday tomorrow so we'll see what we can come up with.

Damn your brood!**

Seriously, that's more important. Click-Clack deserves your full attention on his/her day. Just breaking your balls, Hoss.