OT: The TP Shortage

Tango Two

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BigWill

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I just wish they would make the seats in the men's room with some type of gritty surface, so that your feet don't slip off the seat as you squat down.....
 

RUsince52

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The country club that we belong to are selling a "Bonus Household Package" which includes:

4 Rolls TP, 1/2 Gallon Milk, 1 Dozen
Eggs, 1 Case 24-Pack Water Bottles,
1 Bottle Hand Soap, 6 Pieces Fresh Fruit

We haven't bought it, but I hear it is a popular item.
Nice gesture on their part to offer the items. Are you waiting until they include a Taylor Ham ?
 

newwavedave1

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It's one of the effects of Moronovirus. I don't get the bottled water hoarding either, as there has been no reporting of contaminated water supplies. Moronovirus strikes again. I can just picture "The End of Times" crowd sitting on their huge pile of supplies with their AR-15s locked and loaded.
 
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We are truly a doomed species. The hottest item is toilet paper and the hottest show is Tiger King.

Who has seen the movie Idiocracy? It's coming true. If you haven't, I highly recommend. It's great for a few laughs, but at the same time make you wonder.
 

Knight Shift

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We are truly a doomed species. The hottest item is toilet paper and the hottest show is Tiger King.

Who has seen the movie Idiocracy? It's coming true. If you haven't, I highly recommend. It's great for a few laughs, but at the same time make you wonder.
Huge Mike Judge fan, but could not get through that movie.