OFFICIAL Purdue Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

All not lost, is it?
Purdue has world's largest drum
Hope that's all they beat

 

[Knight Shift]

Greg has made changes
Is Robb on double secret
Probation, or not?

 

[Doctor Worm]

Their mascot's a train
We got torched by a damn duck
How can we survive?

 

[Knight Shift]

Their mascot's a train
We got torched by a damn duck
How can we survive?

Don't get tied to tracks
Is Purdue Pete a mascot?
Scary looking dude

 

[Doctor Worm]

Don't get tied to tracks
Is Purdue Pete a mascot?
Scary looking dude

Official mascot
The Boilermaker Special
Yeah, an f-ing train.

Pete is a mascot
Not the official mascot
Got it? Me neither.

 

[Knight Shift]

Official mascot
The Boilermaker Special
Yeah, an f-ing train.

Pete is a mascot
Not the official mascot
Got it? Me neither.

Wikipedia
Says Purdue Pete: Athletic
Mascot; confusing

Also, there was a
Sidekick whose name was Rowdy
He was kicked to curb

What a mascot mess
Typical of engineers
They tinker too much

 

[iReC89]

I object strongly
Winnable games should be home.
It’s their homecoming

 

[MrsScrew]

Choo choo choo choo choo
Time to stop our losing train
Stop Purdue train too


Purdue Pete face: weird
Looks like he's on Ozempic
Sir Henry should win

To be Pete you must
Have two point O GPA
Pete is not so smart

 

[RUforester72]

Purdue is next up.
The battle for the bottom.
Not sure I can watch.

 

[du72]

New Jersey is trash
Greg Schiano is a fraud
Rutgers really sucks

 

[Knight Shift]

Offspring of Shelby
Has entered the Haiku fray
May peace be with you

 

[LeapinLou]

Last Chance For A Bowl
RU Is The Favorite
Please Vegas Be Right

 

[Knight Shift]

Last Chance? What if we
Run the table-Terps, Buckeyes
And the Nits- Bingo!!

 

[du72]

Scarlett Knight's scary
But Purdue Pete hammers him
While also cucking

 

[T2Kplus20]

This football team sucks
Rutgers sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Fire Schiano

 

[WillieTheSilent]

One BoilerMaker...
Many Boilermakers Later.
Did we win or lose?

Wait just a second,
Is it BOY-ILL-ER-MAKE-ER
or BOY-LER-MAKE-ER?

 

[MrsScrew]

One BoilerMaker...
Many Boilermakers Later.
Did we win or lose?

Wait just a second,
Is it BOY-ILL-ER-MAKE-ER
or BOY-LER-MAKE-ER?

The internet says
That it is 2 syllables
It's Boy-Ler Make-Er

 

[SandystonScarlet]

Brees, Griese, Dawson
Kaliakmainis, Nova
Quarterbacks from each

 

[WillieTheSilent]

The internet says
That it is 2 syllables
It's Boy-Ler Make-Er

Ahh.. the internet,
Never wrong, it speaks with might,
Truth bends to its light.

Ahh.. the internet,
Facts unchallenged, always true,
Scroll, believe, no clue.

Ahh.. the internet,
Crowning truth with every click,
Doubt drowns in its quick.

Ahh.. the internet,
Sarcasm cloaks its bold claim,
All facts win the game.

Ahh.. the internet,
Never errs, or so it sings,
Gospel in pings.

Grok wove these haikus,
From "Ahh.. internet" to truth,
AI crafts with ruth.

But what is this "ruth"?
archaic: compassionate,
careful artistry

 

[Haiku575]

D, work in progress?
Stagnation or regression?
Mirrors the program

 

[MrsScrew]

Ahh.. the internet,
Never wrong, it speaks with might,
Truth bends to its light.

Ahh.. the internet,
Facts unchallenged, always true,
Scroll, believe, no clue.

Ahh.. the internet,
Crowning truth with every click,
Doubt drowns in its quick.

Ahh.. the internet,
Sarcasm cloaks its bold claim,
All facts win the game.

Ahh.. the internet,
Never errs, or so it sings,
Gospel in pings.

Grok wove these haikus,
From "Ahh.. internet" to truth,
AI crafts with ruth.

But what is this "ruth"?
archaic: compassionate,
careful artistry

A Haiku sonnet?
No, 14 lines in sonnet
So, a Haiku poem

Pome or a po-em?
Internet says either way
Using Grok cheating

 

[WillieTheSilent]

Pome or a po-em?
Internet says either way
Using Grok cheating

Cheating, dishonest?
All was revealed when posted
Idea, first Line, mine

 

[leftoright]

Time for a big win
Won't take it on our glass chin
Loss to large man-doll is sin

 

[MrsScrew]

Time for a big win
Won't take it on our glass chin
Loss to large man-doll is sin

Haiku police here
Haiku is 5-7-5
Your last line too long

 

[Doctor Worm]

New Jersey is trash
Greg Schiano is a fraud
Rutgers really sucks

NJ trash you say?
Then go to Indiana
Raise IQ in both.

 

[WillieTheSilent]

New Jersey is trash
Greg Schiano is a fraud
Rutgers really sucks

It has been oft said
Can't spell dumb without D U
6 syll, his last line

 

[du72]

It has been oft said
Can't spell dumb without D U
6 syll, his last line

Willie The Silent
Cannot count syllables right
Must be Rutgers grad

 

[WillieTheSilent]

Willie The Silent
Cannot count syllables right
Must be Rutgers grad

ooh, embarrassing
lefttoright and DU, spliced
Purdue, chicken name

 

[Knight Shift]

Each week Purdue beat
Just like the world's largest drum
Watch them get pounded

 

[RuBird]

Mrs. Bird on mend
Might see her at Maryland
Get a win today!