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Knight Shift

Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
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Doctor Worm said:
Official mascot
The Boilermaker Special
Yeah, an f-ing train.

Pete is a mascot
Not the official mascot
Got it? Me neither.
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Wikipedia
Says Purdue Pete: Athletic
Mascot; confusing

Also, there was a
Sidekick whose name was Rowdy
He was kicked to curb

What a mascot mess
Typical of engineers
They tinker too much
 
MrsScrew

MrsScrew

All-Conference
Jan 17, 2023
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Choo choo choo choo choo
Time to stop our losing train
Stop Purdue train too


Purdue Pete face: weird
Looks like he's on Ozempic
Sir Henry should win

To be Pete you must
Have two point O GPA
Pete is not so smart
 
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T2Kplus20

T2Kplus20

Heisman
May 1, 2007
32,269
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This football team sucks
Rutgers sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Fire Schiano
 
WillieTheSilent

WillieTheSilent

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MrsScrew said:
The internet says
That it is 2 syllables
It's Boy-Ler Make-Er
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Ahh.. the internet,
Never wrong, it speaks with might,
Truth bends to its light.

Ahh.. the internet,
Facts unchallenged, always true,
Scroll, believe, no clue.

Ahh.. the internet,
Crowning truth with every click,
Doubt drowns in its quick.

Ahh.. the internet,
Sarcasm cloaks its bold claim,
All facts win the game.

Ahh.. the internet,
Never errs, or so it sings,
Gospel in pings.

Grok wove these haikus,
From "Ahh.. internet" to truth,
AI crafts with ruth.

But what is this "ruth"?
archaic: compassionate,
careful artistry
 
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MrsScrew

MrsScrew

All-Conference
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WillieTheSilent said:
Ahh.. the internet,
Never wrong, it speaks with might,
Truth bends to its light.

Ahh.. the internet,
Facts unchallenged, always true,
Scroll, believe, no clue.

Ahh.. the internet,
Crowning truth with every click,
Doubt drowns in its quick.

Ahh.. the internet,
Sarcasm cloaks its bold claim,
All facts win the game.

Ahh.. the internet,
Never errs, or so it sings,
Gospel in pings.

Grok wove these haikus,
From "Ahh.. internet" to truth,
AI crafts with ruth.

But what is this "ruth"?
archaic: compassionate,
careful artistry
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A Haiku sonnet?
No, 14 lines in sonnet
So, a Haiku poem

Pome or a po-em?
Internet says either way
Using Grok cheating
 
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