Head Coach Michael Vick
He has a dog in this fight?
Haiku for doggies.
He has a dog in this fight?
Haiku for doggies.
OFFICIAL Norfolk State Haiku Thread
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Team is the Spartans
but they’re not from Michigan!
Not from Greece either.
Also must warn you:
dont bring your dog to the game.
Coach has a bad rep.
but they’re not from Michigan!
Not from Greece either.
Also must warn you:
dont bring your dog to the game.
Coach has a bad rep.
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Who let the dogs out
If marketing does not play this
I will be very sad
Norfolk State up next
Michael Vick now their head coach
Let's let our dogs out
If marketing does not play this
I will be very sad
Norfolk State up next
Michael Vick now their head coach
Let's let our dogs out
We love babes and dogs,
they say in advertising
Something's wrong with Vick
It's man's faithful friend
I cried during Old Yeller
It makes me human
they say in advertising
Something's wrong with Vick
It's man's faithful friend
I cried during Old Yeller
It makes me human
Skewer the Hawkeyes!
(Oh no, that’s next Friday’s game.)
Beat them just the same!!!
(Oh no, that’s next Friday’s game.)
Beat them just the same!!!
Two QB system
Wild Knight? No! Thank goodness,
Prefer one QB
Wild Knight? No! Thank goodness,
Prefer one QB
Spartans of Norfolk.
Does Rutgers get the shutout?
No injuries please.
Does Rutgers get the shutout?
No injuries please.
Where's the weather thread?
Rain can make or break tailgates.
We must stay focused!
Rain can make or break tailgates.
We must stay focused!
Hope that they predict
Chance of torrential downpours!
Whiffed on that last week.
Spartans come to town
With dog lover as head coach
Who let the dogs out?
Get thrashed on the field
Leave with tail between their legs
Defeated again.
With dog lover as head coach
Who let the dogs out?
Get thrashed on the field
Leave with tail between their legs
Defeated again.
This Haiku is dedicated with love to @DJ Spanky
Give me the good stuff
Taylor Ham and Scotch suck
Pork Roll & Bourbon
Give me the good stuff
Taylor Ham and Scotch suck
Pork Roll & Bourbon
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