OFFICIAL Norfolk State Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Head Coach Michael Vick
He has a dog in this fight?
Haiku for doggies.

 

[RUforester72]

Team is the Spartans
but they’re not from Michigan!
Not from Greece either.

Also must warn you:
dont bring your dog to the game.
Coach has a bad rep.

 

[Knight Shift]

Mike Vick went bankrupt
Earned over one hundred mil
How does that happen?

 

[MrsScrew]

Who let the dogs out
If marketing does not play this
I will be very sad

Norfolk State up next
Michael Vick now their head coach
Let's let our dogs out

 

[Knight Shift]

Who let the dogs out
If marketing does not play this
I will be very sad

Norfolk State up next
Michael Vick now their head coach
Let's let our dogs out

Play some Three Dog Night!
And play a few Snoop Dog Songs
Don't forget Hound Dog!

 

[Doctor Worm]

"Doggin' it" - once bad
Now, being a dog is good
Vick shows a third way

 

[DJ Spanky]

Cupcakes come to town
The Spartans of Norfolk State
Coached by Michael Who?

 

[Haiku575]

We love babes and dogs,
they say in advertising
Something's wrong with Vick

It's man's faithful friend
I cried during Old Yeller
It makes me human

 

[iReC89]

defense needs more reps
offense should punt on thirds downs
defend! tackle! sack!

dog days are over
Vick an interesting choice
but what do I know

 

[DJ Spanky]

I heard a rumor
Vick serving puppy kabobs
I hope it's not true.

 

[RUforester72]

Skewer the Hawkeyes!
(Oh no, that’s next Friday’s game.)
Beat them just the same!!!

 

[n00dlejester]

Two QB system
Wild Knight? No! Thank goodness,
Prefer one QB

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Spartans of Norfolk.
Does Rutgers get the shutout?
No injuries please.

 

[MrsScrew]

We should win this one
Can we see AJ Surace?
Win one for the dogs!

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Where's the weather thread?
Rain can make or break tailgates.
We must stay focused!

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Where's the weather thread?
Rain can make or break tailgates.
We must stay focused!

Looks like I missed it!
I'm man enough to admit
I was wrong ha ha!

 

[Knight Shift]

Looks like I missed it!
I'm man enough to admit
I was wrong ha ha!

Hope that they predict
Chance of torrential downpours!
Whiffed on that last week.

 

[MrsScrew]

Hope that they predict
Chance of torrential downpours!
Whiffed on that last week.

What do you mean whiffed?
It was apocalyptic
Took shelter in car

 

[cioffineverrana43]

What do you mean whiffed?
It was apocalyptic
Took shelter in car

Tailgate canopies
folded up like a cheap suit.
Now flying off shelves.

 

[MrsScrew]

Tailgate canopies
folded up like a cheap suit.
Now flying off shelves.

So many people
Ran out and home during storm
They missed a great win

 

[WillieTheSilent]

The Ooh La La Girls,
Howard University,
Not gonna be there

 

[MrsScrew]

The Ooh La La Girls,
Howard University,
Not gonna be there

The Scarlet Divas
Are Rutgers Ooh La La Girls
Not quite the same thing

 

[Knight Shift]

What do you mean whiffed?
It was apocalyptic
Took shelter in car

The weather weenies
Whiffed on apocalypse
Won't trust them again!

 

[Knight Shift]

The Scarlet Divas
Are Rutgers Ooh La La Girls
Not quite the same thing

Got unkind reviews
On message board geniuses
Will egos survive?

 

[MrsScrew]

Got unkind reviews
On message board geniuses
Will egos survive?

did you see them dance?
Oooh La La expectations
Divas not there yet

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spartans come to town
With dog lover as head coach
Who let the dogs out?

Get thrashed on the field
Leave with tail between their legs
Defeated again.

 

[Knight Shift]

did you see them dance?
Oooh La La expectations
Divas not there yet

Was busy with friends
The wife put blinders on me
Will look out for them

 

[DJ Spanky]

Vick and dog fighting
I have no dog in this fight
Let's beat Norfolk State!

 

[MrsScrew]

2 games 2 wins, so
AD will eat more pork roll
Yes, she calls it that

 

[DJ Spanky]

2 games 2 wins, so
AD will eat more pork roll
Yes, she calls it that

AD misguided
Eating pedestrian swill
Must eat Taylor Ham!

 

[LeapinLou]

This Haiku is dedicated with love to @DJ Spanky

Give me the good stuff
Taylor Ham and Scotch suck
Pork Roll & Bourbon

 

[DJ Spanky]

This Haiku is dedicated with love to @DJ Spanky

Give me the good stuff
Taylor Ham and Scotch suck
Pork Roll & Bourbon

Pork roll and bourbon
That's true pedestrian swill
Not at my tailgate!