OFFICIAL Iowa Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Three birds, one to go
But let's not say third and one
Sensitive topic

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Back to drawing board
Coaching needs to be better
And the players too

 

[Knight Shift]

Fans extra salty
Three and O not good enough
Ugly win is win

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Week four playing birds
BIG offensive duel, NOT!
Let's get some touchdowns

 

[mikebal9]

A win is a win
An ugly win is a win
Three nothing? Don't care

 

[Morrischiano2]

They score 7 a game
Schiano calls all our plays
We lose by 7

 

[Morrischiano2]

Win Ugly They Say
#Free Gleeson No Huddle O
I miss Noah V?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Shoot down the Hawkeyes
Janarion Grant approves
Send them to defeat.

 

[Section124]

Hawkeyes come to town
Their offense sucks just as bad
Rutgers for the win

 

[ScarletDave]

No Big Ten home wins
5 years running - streak must end
On Saturday Night

 

[RAM69]

Under 35.5 is the lock of the year.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Punters will be sore
Fans will find the game a bore
Our wins will be four

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Hawkeye was on MASH

Never really liked MASH much

Mashed are potatoes

 

[BrewHawk_rivals53736]

I-wa and Rutgers.
Two resistable forces
Who refuse to score.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Halfway to bowl game.
The fans must be out in force
if we are to win.

 

[iReC89]

loved Hawkeye on MASH
but he is an odd mascot
Red chopper inbound

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

Iowa can't score
Scarlet Knights can't score either
Dull, this game will be

 

[Knight Shift]

When neither team scores
Will be Rock, paper, scissors
Determines winner

 

[wicker]

"Punt team, get out there!"
is this week's rallying cry.
Great TV fodder

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Under 35.5 is the lock of the year.

This is no Haiku
please stick with rules of the thread
lest we now shun you

 

[RU at the shore]

Win 3 lose zero
Still underdog at home field
Rutgers gets win 4

 

[RUforester72]

Scarred by the owls
This bird thing is getting old.
Knights bludgeon the Hawk.

 

[Knight Shift]

Scarred by the owls
This bird thing is getting old.
Knights bludgeon the Hawk.

The Jersey birds rules!
Hawkeyes can't tackle Rutgers
We will flip them off!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

I - NO O - WA
Plays against NO O Rutgers
Punt spectacular!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

I-wa and Rutgers.
Two resistable forces
Who refuse to score.

BrewHawk visits board
Bringing a stong Haiku Game
I-wa Educates

 

[Wingman137]

But we'll out coach you and punt on 1st down to get the extra roll. Win the field position game. That's our reality this season.

 

[Knight Shift]

But we'll out coach you and punt on 1st down to get the extra roll. Win the field position game. That's our reality this season.

Guests are welcome here
But must follow Haiku rules
It's five Seven Five

 

[BrewHawk_rivals53736]

BrewHawk visits board
Bringing a stong Haiku Game
I-wa Educates

Haiku and defense
Is all I-wa has to give.
Punting is winning.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

But we'll out coach you and punt on 1st down to get the extra roll. Win the field position game. That's our reality this season.

This is no Haiku
please stick with rules of the thread
lest we now shun you

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

Guests are welcome here
But must follow Haiku rules
Five Seven Five

you tried to explain
but did not follow the rules
last line is short one

 

[BrewHawk_rivals53736]

you tried to explain
but did not follow the rules
last line is short one

If he wanted to
He could fix his small error
By adding a please.

 

[khael-hawk]

Futility filled summer night
And many balls kicked with one loud thump
Two thumps is joy

 

[Knight Shift]

you tried to explain
but did not follow the rules
last line is short one

All fixed now; Sorry
We missed you; salty fans near
Us on Saturday

 

[Knight Shift]

Like in their movie
Beavis, Butt-Head never scored
Punter's paradise

 

[Section124]

Schedule has been birds
Never have seen that before
Roast the Hawkeyes please

 

[Morrischiano2]

Red Out Saturday
Rutgers Starts New Offensive
Drone Strike Yellow Shirts

 

[Doctor Worm]

Egads! Ugly game!
But somebody has to win
Ugly wins matter

 

[RUforester72]

Hunting the hawkeye.
Let’s use a shotgun this time!
Noah back to pass!

 

[desihawk]

iowa likes to punt
with leg of an aussie c..t
reciprocation

 

[Knight Shift]

Both punters Aussies?
Let's throw shrimp on the Barbie!
Best part of the game!