OFFICIAL Iowa Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Punters' paradise
Record number of safeties
Zero yards offense

 

[DJ Spanky]

So more bird hunting
Add Iowa to the wall
Of our trophy room

 

[rurichdog]

A cool breeze beckons.
This one's for Janarion,
break Hawkeyes spirit

 

[RUforester72]

The game is sold out!
Scream your bloody brains out folks!
And beat the Hawkeyes!

 

[iReC89]

time to have some fun
so bring em out! bring em out!
lets get this started!

New lighting system
Would you like to play Hawkeyes?
The game is red light

 

[DJ Spanky]

Time to cull the flock
Hawkeye stew on the menu
For post game tailgate

 

[Pete in LA]

Famous Hawk writers
Knights story deconstructed
Knights doom gauranteed

 

[SCNJ]

Scarlet Knights win, but
This game will set football back
Eighty-seven years

 

[RuBird]

Rock fight under lights
First to score 7 wins game
Wes strip sack for win.