That would give Eric Cartman nightmares
I was not aware that Jewish hobbits (Jobbits?) had so many toes.
Did this place just turn into a gay bar?
Former hard core right winger and current Bernie Sanders style progressive. I voted for Reagan in 84 and for members of the Bush Crime Family 6 times. I regret voting for all of those ghouls. Reagan was the pied piper of gutting the middle class. Both he and GHWB were racists. GW Bush is a war criminal and should be shipped off to The Hague along with Orange Julius Caesar and Satanayhu.
Tell me you follow Mark Ruffalo without actually telling me.Former hard core right winger and current Bernie Sanders style progressive. I voted for Reagan in 84 and for members of the Bush Crime Family 6 times. I regret voting for all of those ghouls. Reagan was the pied piper of gutting the middle class. Both he and GHWB were racists. Like his father, GW Bush is a war criminal. He should be shipped off to The Hague along with Orange Julius Caesar and Satanayhu.
Baseball romanticism? The cubs?HI.
I am subcontracting this job out to ChatGPT, so some of this no doubt will be hallucinated:
I suppose introductions are in order since I’ve wandered over from the Iowa side of the internet after our beloved Hawkeye Report off-topic board (“HROT”) disappeared behind the paywall curtain.
I’m Torbee — part columnist, part professional smartass, part Midwestern anthropologist documenting the strange rituals of sports fans in their natural habitat. Over on Hawkeye Report, I’ve long occupied the niche of “the guy who writes too much for a message board but somehow gets away with it.” Equal parts Iowa sports, existential dread, gallows humor and unnecessary historical references.
In real life, I’m a professional writer/editor, which means I can toggle seamlessly between “serious magazine profile” and “arguing about punting strategy while comparing Kirk Ferentz to a Byzantine emperor.” It’s a gift. Or a disease.
My interests include:
— Iowa football emotional trauma
— baseball romanticism
— weird museums
— backyard bird politics
— vinyl records
— overly literary sports metaphors
— making cocktails with whatever is left in the fridge
— convincing myself each Cubs season is spiritually different from the last
Personality-wise, think: if your newspaper columnist uncle accidentally became Extremely Online but still insists on writing in complete sentences.
Anyway, happy to be here among the Tiger folk. I come in peace. Mostly.
You know that one cousin you have that is just a little slow, but very nice and smiley, and too many other kids pick on him so you have affinity for him and his weird antics and feel compelled to protect him?My name is Brian. I'm a millennial living near Washington D.C.
I'm an FSU football fan since 1999 although I didn't go to FSU but I did take some summer courses at Tallahassee Community College.
In my free time I enjoy nature walks, shower squats, stair push-ups, watching cable news and praying the rosary.
I like Clemson because they're in the ACC.
In 2025, I was voted "Mid Poster of the Year" on the Iowa board in a landslide win. It's for the most mediocre poster...not the best or the worst...just mid.
I'm a ginger and I'm 1% black according to DNA tests.
I'm a legend in my own mind.
Here's my trophy.
Go Noles!
It's not gay if you only use grindr at conservative events.No that would be CPAC, Turning Point events, the Republican National Convention and Lindsey Graham's office
I'm da brown guy.
Note how he didn’t bring up the whole vaccine affinity thingy.You know that one cousin you have that is just a little slow, but very nice and smiley, and too many other kids pick on him so you have affinity for him and his weird antics and feel compelled to protect him?
That's what Brian is to HROT.
The beautiful thing is this sounds exactly like something on Between Two Ferns or the Office or something, but it is legit real life you.My name is Brian. I'm a millennial living near Washington D.C.
I'm an FSU football fan since 1999 although I didn't go to FSU but I did take some summer courses at Tallahassee Community College.
In my free time I enjoy nature walks, shower squats, stair push-ups, watching cable news and praying the rosary.
I like Clemson because they're in the ACC.
In 2025, I was voted "Mid Poster of the Year" on the Iowa board in a landslide win. It's for the most mediocre poster...not the best or the worst...just mid.
I'm a ginger and I'm 1% black according to DNA tests.
I'm a legend in my own mind.
Here's my trophy.
Go Noles!
Possibly has a bit of the tism as well.You know that one cousin you have that is just a little slow, but very nice and smiley, and too many other kids pick on him so you have affinity for him and his weird antics and feel compelled to protect him?
That's what Brian is to HROT.
Obviously, you are Randy quaid in Independence Day.My name is John Barron. I’m a svelte 6’3” and 215 pounds. Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
I like raising pigs, going to raves and playing Minecraft. I’m usually chilling in jean shorts and flip flops. Shirt optional.
I’m self-employed and run a company called Prestige Worldwide. Management. Financial portfolios. Insurance. Computers. Black leather gloves. Research and development. Things like that.
Nice to be here!
Hey, has your kid enlisted yet?I am McGibbs. I am the David that took down Goliath and that’s why we are here. For a brief amount of time, work productivity for many posters improved greatly. Many of the posters that moved to this site should be glad the worthless HROT mod just made the site premium and didn’t ban them and take away all their posts and likes. I assume the mod here is a million times better as it’s not best friends with libs from Hawkeye report.
I am McGibbs. I am the David that took down Goliath and that’s why we are here. For a brief amount of time, work productivity for many posters improved greatly. Many of the posters that moved to this site should be glad the worthless HROT mod just made the site premium and didn’t ban them and take away all their posts and likes. I assume the mod here is a million times better as it’s not best friends with libs from Hawkeye report.
Possibly has a bit of the tism as well.
Given your scientific background, I’m going to assign you as Dr brakish okun in Independence Day.I'm da brown guy.
Nope. Gonna be at least 15+ years before he would. Is your kid still gay?Hey, has your kid enlisted yet?
And.......ignore.
Hmm. I want to like the post as Russ is a good dude but that is not at all my choice in females.I'm Russ, originally from North Dallas. I enjoy metal spikes and girls with lots of tattoos.
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Ignore is the way to go this time around. Nobody wants to deal with a man that's more emotional than a high school girl.Hey, has your kid enlisted yet?
And.......ignore.
Ignore is the way to go this time around. Nobody wants to deal with a man that's more emotional than a high school girl.
I'm well aware that it lies outside the preferences of a lot of people. I like what I like. Plus, it would be boring if we all liked the exact same thing!Hmm. I want to like the post as Russ is a good dude but that is not at all my choice in females.
My first ignore.
That a$$hole ruined the other site for everyone then has the gall to come over here? Good riddance ya piece of sh*t.
I can’t tell you how excited I am to have people like you put me on ignore. To actually be able to have a conversation with another poster and not be harassed every time I post something sounds amazing. O mean look at all the lame toddler posts already. I tried to get McLovin to put me on ignore for years.ffs, I just get here and that dicksicle gibbs is already $hitting on threads. jfc, dude, go away. you literally shut down an entire board with your bs. you're likely the most hated person on On3.
Oh, I won't use the actual ignore function. I'll just limit my interaction with you to this one thread. Hopefully the resident orange people will take notice and pay you no mind in other threads.I can’t tell you how excited I am to have people like you put me on ignore. To actually be able to have a conversation with another poster and not be harassed every time I post something sounds amazing. O mean look at all the lame toddler posts already. I tried to get McLovin to put me on ignore for years.
I can’t tell you how excited I am to have people like you put me on ignore. To actually be able to have a conversation with another poster and not be harassed every time I post something sounds amazing. O mean look at all the lame toddler posts already. I tried to get McLovin to put me on ignore for years.
Y'all are going to fit in perfectly.Oh, I won't use the actual ignore function. I'll just limit my interaction with you to this one thread. Hopefully the resident orange people will take notice and pay you no mind in other threads.
A technical question: If you ignored someone sonewhere else, do you have to reignite them here?
Good question. Mostly no, but I got broiled in Australia and the Maldives.Do you get sunburns easily?
He will always be Sea Pa to me.And it's C.P.A. not Sea Pa as in...
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No I really mean reigniteAt least one of my ignores has transferred.