***OFFICIAL*** HROT Refugee Processing & Introductions

TC_Nole_OX

All-American
Mar 29, 2002
251,318
6,228
113
Former hard core right winger and current Bernie Sanders style progressive. I voted for Reagan in 84 and for members of the Bush Crime Family 7 times. I regret voting for all of those ghouls. Reagan was the pied piper of gutting the middle class. Both he and GHWB were racists. Like his father, GW Bush is a war criminal. He should be shipped off to The Hague along with Orange Julius Caesar and Satanayhu.
 
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TennNole17*

All-Conference
Jun 12, 2009
732
1,139
93
Former hard core right winger and current Bernie Sanders style progressive. I voted for Reagan in 84 and for members of the Bush Crime Family 6 times. I regret voting for all of those ghouls. Reagan was the pied piper of gutting the middle class. Both he and GHWB were racists. GW Bush is a war criminal and should be shipped off to The Hague along with Orange Julius Caesar and Satanayhu.
Season 3 Nbc GIF by The Office
 

alaskanseminole

Heisman
Oct 20, 2002
244,825
10,506
103
Former hard core right winger and current Bernie Sanders style progressive. I voted for Reagan in 84 and for members of the Bush Crime Family 6 times. I regret voting for all of those ghouls. Reagan was the pied piper of gutting the middle class. Both he and GHWB were racists. Like his father, GW Bush is a war criminal. He should be shipped off to The Hague along with Orange Julius Caesar and Satanayhu.
Tell me you follow Mark Ruffalo without actually telling me. :cool:
 

Aardvark86

All-Conference
Oct 12, 2021
1,566
2,565
113
HI.

I am subcontracting this job out to ChatGPT, so some of this no doubt will be hallucinated:

I suppose introductions are in order since I’ve wandered over from the Iowa side of the internet after our beloved Hawkeye Report off-topic board (“HROT”) disappeared behind the paywall curtain.

I’m Torbee — part columnist, part professional smartass, part Midwestern anthropologist documenting the strange rituals of sports fans in their natural habitat. Over on Hawkeye Report, I’ve long occupied the niche of “the guy who writes too much for a message board but somehow gets away with it.” Equal parts Iowa sports, existential dread, gallows humor and unnecessary historical references.

In real life, I’m a professional writer/editor, which means I can toggle seamlessly between “serious magazine profile” and “arguing about punting strategy while comparing Kirk Ferentz to a Byzantine emperor.” It’s a gift. Or a disease.

My interests include:
— Iowa football emotional trauma
— baseball romanticism
— weird museums
— backyard bird politics
— vinyl records
— overly literary sports metaphors
— making cocktails with whatever is left in the fridge
— convincing myself each Cubs season is spiritually different from the last

Personality-wise, think: if your newspaper columnist uncle accidentally became Extremely Online but still insists on writing in complete sentences.

Anyway, happy to be here among the Tiger folk. I come in peace. Mostly.
Baseball romanticism? The cubs?

we have to talk sometime my friend. My uncle was in baseball for 50 years, including a stint managing the cubs as part of the college of coaches.

just to give you a taste, listen to Doris day flirt with him (no, really!)

 

BrianNole777

All-American
Jun 5, 2025
5,703
5,802
113
My name is Brian! I'm a millennial living near Washington D.C.

I'm an FSU football fan since 1999 although I didn't go to FSU but I did take some summer courses at Tallahassee Community College.

In my free time, I enjoy nature walks, shower squats, stair push-ups, watching cable news and praying the rosary.

I like Clemson because they're in the ACC.

In 2025, I was voted "Mid Poster of the Year" on the Iowa board in a landslide win. It's for the most mediocre poster...not the best or the worst...just mid.

I'm a ginger and I'm 1% black according to DNA tests.

I'm a legend in my own mind.

Here's my trophy.

Go Noles!
 

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Torbee

Heisman
Sep 13, 2002
11,979
56,255
113
My name is Brian. I'm a millennial living near Washington D.C.

I'm an FSU football fan since 1999 although I didn't go to FSU but I did take some summer courses at Tallahassee Community College.

In my free time I enjoy nature walks, shower squats, stair push-ups, watching cable news and praying the rosary.

I like Clemson because they're in the ACC.

In 2025, I was voted "Mid Poster of the Year" on the Iowa board in a landslide win. It's for the most mediocre poster...not the best or the worst...just mid.

I'm a ginger and I'm 1% black according to DNA tests.

I'm a legend in my own mind.

Here's my trophy.

Go Noles!
You know that one cousin you have that is just a little slow, but very nice and smiley, and too many other kids pick on him so you have affinity for him and his weird antics and feel compelled to protect him?

That's what Brian is to HROT.
 

hawkeyetraveler

Heisman
Aug 10, 2010
4,936
19,966
108
My name is Brian. I'm a millennial living near Washington D.C.

I'm an FSU football fan since 1999 although I didn't go to FSU but I did take some summer courses at Tallahassee Community College.

In my free time I enjoy nature walks, shower squats, stair push-ups, watching cable news and praying the rosary.

I like Clemson because they're in the ACC.

In 2025, I was voted "Mid Poster of the Year" on the Iowa board in a landslide win. It's for the most mediocre poster...not the best or the worst...just mid.

I'm a ginger and I'm 1% black according to DNA tests.

I'm a legend in my own mind.

Here's my trophy.

Go Noles!
The beautiful thing is this sounds exactly like something on Between Two Ferns or the Office or something, but it is legit real life you.

Never change Brian!
 

Aardvark86

All-Conference
Oct 12, 2021
1,566
2,565
113
My name is John Barron. I’m a svelte 6’3” and 215 pounds. Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

I like raising pigs, going to raves and playing Minecraft. I’m usually chilling in jean shorts and flip flops. Shirt optional.

I’m self-employed and run a company called Prestige Worldwide. Management. Financial portfolios. Insurance. Computers. Black leather gloves. Research and development. Things like that.

Nice to be here!
Obviously, you are Randy quaid in Independence Day.
 

Mcgibbs

Freshman
May 7, 2026
246
59
26
I am McGibbs. I am the David that took down Goliath and that’s why we are here. For a brief amount of time, work productivity for many posters improved greatly. Many of the posters that moved to this site should be glad the worthless HROT mod just made the site premium and didn’t ban them and take away all their posts and likes. I assume the mod here is a million times better as it’s not best friends with libs from Hawkeye report.
 

BelemNole

All-American
Mar 29, 2002
36,655
9,697
113
I am McGibbs. I am the David that took down Goliath and that’s why we are here. For a brief amount of time, work productivity for many posters improved greatly. Many of the posters that moved to this site should be glad the worthless HROT mod just made the site premium and didn’t ban them and take away all their posts and likes. I assume the mod here is a million times better as it’s not best friends with libs from Hawkeye report.
Hey, has your kid enlisted yet?

And.......ignore.
 

alaskanseminole

Heisman
Oct 20, 2002
244,825
10,506
103
I am McGibbs. I am the David that took down Goliath and that’s why we are here. For a brief amount of time, work productivity for many posters improved greatly. Many of the posters that moved to this site should be glad the worthless HROT mod just made the site premium and didn’t ban them and take away all their posts and likes. I assume the mod here is a million times better as it’s not best friends with libs from Hawkeye report.
Go Away Do Not Want GIF
 

Mcgibbs

Freshman
May 7, 2026
246
59
26
My first ignore.

That a$$hole ruined the other site for everyone then has the gall to come over here? Good riddance ya piece of sh*t.

ffs, I just get here and that dicksicle gibbs is already $hitting on threads. jfc, dude, go away. you literally shut down an entire board with your bs. you're likely the most hated person on On3.
I can’t tell you how excited I am to have people like you put me on ignore. To actually be able to have a conversation with another poster and not be harassed every time I post something sounds amazing. O mean look at all the lame toddler posts already. I tried to get McLovin to put me on ignore for years.
 

Ghee Buttersnaps 2

All-Conference
Nov 12, 2023
1,408
2,425
113
I can’t tell you how excited I am to have people like you put me on ignore. To actually be able to have a conversation with another poster and not be harassed every time I post something sounds amazing. O mean look at all the lame toddler posts already. I tried to get McLovin to put me on ignore for years.
Oh, I won't use the actual ignore function. I'll just limit my interaction with you to this one thread. Hopefully the resident orange people will take notice and pay you no mind in other threads.
 

Jfcarter3

All-Conference
Aug 26, 2004
2,438
3,524
93
I can’t tell you how excited I am to have people like you put me on ignore. To actually be able to have a conversation with another poster and not be harassed every time I post something sounds amazing. O mean look at all the lame toddler posts already. I tried to get McLovin to put me on ignore for years.

Oh, I won't use the actual ignore function. I'll just limit my interaction with you to this one thread. Hopefully the resident orange people will take notice and pay you no mind in other threads.
Y'all are going to fit in perfectly.