OFFICIAL Hawkeye Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

B1G test is up next
Niemann coaches their DL
We might have a chance!

 

[RUSK97]

B1G test is up next
Niemann coaches their DL
We might have a chance!

Whoa, I didn't hear about this. Thought Niemann was still a Cowboy.

 

[Knight Shift]

Whoa, I didn't hear about this. Thought Niemann was still a Cowboy.

Reply in haiku
Or go to Haiku prison
It is not that hard

Check Hawkeye roster
Under the coaches section
Here is link for you
https://hawkeyesports.com/coaches.aspx?rc=1945&path=football

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Happy for our guys
Not as giddy as Mike Hall
Ash won't crack smile

Can we MASH Hawkeyes
Trapper if not on Radar
Their Catch 22

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Hawkeyes not saved by
Pink Visitor Lockerroom
Rutgers Victory!

 

[charliem24]

Hawkeyes solid team
Carter maybe wild card
Jersey corn sweeter

 

[MorrisAsh]

I live in a van
Down Buh the Rar’tan River
Cut our DC now!

 

[wicker]

In state of caucus
Their linemen cannot block us
Haiku not need rhyme

Ash resurrection
Starts Saturday in IC
Unless we lose big

 

[scarlet_ty_rivals]

Seeking the upset
Ihmir Marsette betrayed us
Revenge will be ours!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

I live in a van
Down Buh the Rar’tan River
Cut our DC now!

How is Buh pronounced?
Boo like ghost, not Bye, Bye, Bye
OMG, ITS LANCE!

 

[Knight Shift]

How is Buh pronounced?
Boo like ghost, not Bye, Bye, Bye
OMG, ITS LANCE!

Boy band crap again?
Can you at least be current?
Like, Jonas Brothers?

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Niemann-Assistant
DL

Boy band crap again?
Can you at least be current?
Like, Jonas Brothers?

Assistant DL
Kind of a step down, ya think?
Buh to water boy?

 

[Knight Shift]

Assistant DL
Kind of a step down, ya think?
Buh to water boy?

Name fits for water boy
Andy Buh-cher; Bobby
Liked Vicki's Buh-bies.

Maybe Rut Hut is
On to something with waterboy
They look alike too.

 

[Proud NJ Sports Fan]

Need to beef up
In a return trip
To the land of Ashwa

 

[Cidsports]

B1G test is up next
Niemann coaches their DL
We might have a chance!

He assists the lead DL coach for Iowa's defensive line. He is Iowa's lead defensive recruiter in Iowa and has some overall RC duties on defense.
Kelvin Bell is Iowa's new DL coach. Reese Morgan retired, after 19 seasons with Kirk Ferentz.

 

[Gonzo Bloor]

Enjoy your trip west.
Grab a big *** turkey leg.
Most of us are nice.

 

[Covfefe Hacker]

Midwest Common Sense

Hawkeyes In the House For Sure

COVFEFE to you!

 

[Knight Shift]

Midwest Common Sense

Hawkeyes In the House For Sure

COVFEFE to you!

Thank you for Haiku
Teach @cidsports and @GolfHacker1
It's Five Seven Five

We are visitors
Hawkeye fans seem welcoming
Unlike other pricks

Go easy on us
We are still finding our way
In real conference

 

[Covfefe Hacker]

Fake News Media

Not In Iowa At All

Run The Football Now

 

[Covfefe Hacker]

Borgata Is Nice

We Have Sports Betting Now Too

Hawkeyes Don't Cover

 

[RUforester72]

Knights stalk the Hawkeyes
Significant Improvement
Feathers on the turf!

 

[Knight Shift]

Can't stop Pacheco
Blackshear in slot, Melton deep
Carter slinging it.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Hawkeyes not saved by
Pink Visitor Lockerroom
Rutgers Victory!

It's a dirty trick
It worked for Pinklon Thomas
Let's be Mike Tyson

 

[nu2u]

Soybeans in field
China no buy
Wave to the children

 

[DJ Spanky]

Serving Hawkeye soup
Victory on the field in
Iowa City.

 

[Knight Shift]

Jersey corn better
Other than TV show MASH
What is a Hawkeye?

 

[DJ Spanky]

So what's a Hawkeye?
A native of Iowa
And lover of corn.

So what's a Rutgers?
A team that will kick their arse
In tomorrow's game

So what's Single Malt?
A well aged scotch I will have
While watching the game.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Good thing for time zone
Or else noon time rule broken
To crack open beer

 

[RUforester72]

Good thing for time zone
Or else noon time rule broken
To crack open beer

West Coast 9 AM
First Quarter defense issues
And out comes the beer

 

[DJ Spanky]

Our corn is growing
Far sweeter than Iowa
Not for biofuel.

Hawkeyes on a stick
Roasting over the fire
Dats sure good eatin'!

 

[RUDutch]

Children of the Corn
Will soon feel very forlorn
Rutgers will not mourn.

 

[ScarletDave]

Corn corn corn corn corn
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn
Corn corn corn corn corn

 

[ScarletStateofNJ]

Need to beef up
In a return trip
To the land of Ashwa

5-7-5

 

[ScarletStateofNJ]

Chris Ash goes back home
Pink is his fav’rite color
#Free Art Sitkowski!

 

[ScarletStateofNJ]

Soybeans in field
China no buy
Wave to the children

Winner

 

[Knight Shift]

Winner

My Choice:

Children of the Corn
Will soon feel very forlorn
Rutgers will not mourn.

 

[RuBird]

Dr. Hawkeye Pierce
Radar was from Ottumwa
Knights M.A.S.H Iowa

 

[Knight Shift]

Dr. Hawkeye Pierce
Radar was from Ottumwa
Knights M.A.S.H Iowa

An Iowa Fact:
Chris Ash is from Ottumwa
Ash has MASHED Rutgers

 

[RuBird]

Frank Burns does eat Worms
Frank R. Burns heck of a coach
Klinger wore it best

 

[RuBird]

Sherman T. Potter
Better commander than Ash
Down on Henry Blake