OFFICIAL Hawkeye Haiku Thread

[NewJerseyGuy]

Count 5 syllables

Then count 7 syllables

Then count on losing

 

[DJ Spanky]

Hawkeye screams shrilly
Lying on Iowan corn
Broken in defeat.

 

[RuBird]

Carter to Melton
IP Rushing for TD
Rutgers wins by 3

 

[RuBird]

The menu today
Corn bread and corn on the cob
Abdominal pain

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Hot lips Hulahan
Not posted in hot chicks thread
In war you make due

We're at war today
Circumstances not ideal
Let's use what we got

 

[RuBird]

My fav Nurse Kelly
On the cold Korean Nights
Snuggle up, keep warm

 

[HROT_rivals68420]

You're known for delis
But we're not talking meats here
Hawks carve your defense

 

[RuBird]

You're known for delis
But we're not talking meats here
Hawks carve your defense

Known for delis, true
Also known for Sopranos
Our mob kills the corn

 

[DJ Spanky]

You're known for delis
But we're not talking meats here
Hawks carve your defense

Hawks carving our meat?
Hey, this is a family board!
Let's just stick to corn.