They gonna try to Weekend at Bernies the ol' b.astard I think.
is he like, y’know ... dead?
exactly how much do Republicans
totally f.ucking suck?
here’s how much: they’re playing fast and loose with the health status of a sitting Senator, just to game the system for political advantage.
three weeks ago, Mitch McConnell was rushed to the hospital. We the People were never officially told why — and, since then, we haven’t been told s.hit about his prognosis.
is he getting better? is he getting worse?
has he already shuffled off to that Great Terrarium in the Sky?
this whole story has stunk out loud since the beginning.
not since Preznit F.uckwit’s Miracle Ear-Nicking™ have we been keep this much in the dark about a major politico’s medical situation. all we know for sure is that on Sunday, June 14th, ‘
Senator McConnell was admitted to the hospital this morning. he is receiving excellent care.’
Julie Tsirkin@news_jul
Statement from Senator McConnell spox, David Popp: “Senator McConnell was admitted to the hospital this morning. He is receiving excellent care.”
12:38 PM · Jun 14, 2026 · 24.4K Views
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anyone who wanted additional information was cordially invited to go f.uck themself.
what the hell? Mitch McConnell is 84 years old. he’s in the s.hittiest of health, he’s glitched up and frozen in public numerous times, and he’d already been hospitalized last February for ‘flu-like symptoms.’ and now he’s been hospitalized again, and
no one is saying s.hit about his condition? and they’re getting away with it?
perfectly normal stuff, am I right?
and then, four days ago, we get
this big hunking slice of Holy **** Pie.
Paramedics in Washington D.C. found an “unconscious” person in U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)’s home on June 14, according to reports of the 911 call.
In the audio, a dispatcher says the person had experienced “cardiac arrest.” A paramedic can then be heard saying, “CPR in progress.”
While McConnell’s name isn’t mentioned, the address that paramedics responded to is known to be the 84-year-old senator’s address.
wait a minute, wait a minute — what the **** is going on? ‘someone’ —
they never say who —
was already unconscious and in cardiac arrest and received CPR at Mitch McConnell’s house on the same morning McConnell was rushed to the hospital? and McConnell’s people still won’t say s.hit about his condition?
In a new statement Thursday afternoon, a spokesperson confirmed McConnell remains in the hospital after more than two weeks.
“[He] appreciates the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery,” the statement continued. “The Senator continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session.”
f.uck you. prove that ‘the Senator continues to improve.’ show us photos. prove to us that Mitch McConnell isn’t pining for the fjords.
how is this not a scandal? why are McConnell’s people being allowed to
no-comment their way out of what should be a major story?
an 84-year-old, unconscious and in cardiac arrest, doesn’t just bounce back from the kind of vigorous CPR that would be needed to revive them.